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So most people have collections right? But my collection is of quotes. I have about 500 quotes saved to my computer and I'm constantly finding and coming up with more! So why not make a thread? Rules;
1. You're quotes don't hve to be funny (although I prefer funny ones)
2. Be niceeeee
3. umm..... hi!!
So lets start!
~ "Partying is almost the same thing as killing"
~ "Why are all scary movies in scary places like hospitals and jails? I want a scary movie in Walmart! 'clean up on aisle 13!' 'but sir! there is no aisle 13!!' DUN DUN DUNNNN!"
~ "Why is my dog getting married?"
~ "You'll understand when your younger."
~ "When life gives you lemons throw them back and demnd cupcakes!"
~ "When life gives you lemons squeeze them in people's eyes."
~ "Did you know your a weirdo freak?"
~ "Was she a tomboy or did he want to be a girl?"
~ "blah blah blah and other intellegent words."
YAY!
submitted by Savvy44x
(June 11, 2015 - 8:33 am)
(June 11, 2015 - 8:33 am)
"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let everyone wonder how you did it."
(June 11, 2015 - 3:05 pm)
(Gruncle Stan voice): When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price.
(June 11, 2015 - 5:00 pm)
"When so many are lonely as seem to be lonly, it would be inexcusably selfish to be lonly alone." -Tennesseen Williams
This one is serious, but I love it.
(June 19, 2015 - 2:48 pm)
~ "When life gives you lemons call them 'yellow oranges' and sell them for double the price"
(June 11, 2015 - 5:47 pm)
"I am strong because I know my weaknesses.
I am beautiful because I am aware of my flaws.
I am wise because I learned from my mistakes.
I am a lover because I have felt hate.
I am happy because I have been sad."
I feel that one, and this next one, describe me quite well.
"The thing about being strong, is that no one asks if you're okay."
So, to cheer up the mood, here is a quote from my brother!!
"When life gives you lemons make lemon meringue pie."
(June 12, 2015 - 2:15 am)
@Brookeira
Sorry I did the same thing as you your post wasn't up yet when I posted....
~ "Why are you so good at this? You're not supposed to be that good at this!"
(June 12, 2015 - 9:05 am)
"I feel no fear. I fly."
(June 12, 2015 - 10:57 am)
"When life gives you lemons, take them 'cause hey! Free lemons!"
Wrote that one myself.
(June 12, 2015 - 11:50 am)
"I wish that she was my brain."
"The world is not divided into good people and Death Eaters."
"Ummmm..."
(June 12, 2015 - 3:06 pm)
I believe that "Yours Truly" was an S.I. name of mine once :)
(June 12, 2015 - 3:34 pm)
"When life gives you lemons, throw it into someone's face and say you didn't do it."
(June 12, 2015 - 5:30 pm)
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your [bleep] lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the LEMONS!"
--Cave Johnson, Portal 2
"I literally do not have the energy to LIE to you."
--GLaDOS, Portal 2
(June 12, 2015 - 7:14 pm)
"When you fall, I'll be here to catch you-sincerely the floor."
"I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"You know you're getting old when your candles cost more than the cake itself."
"When you run out of quotes,write this!"
(June 13, 2015 - 9:19 am)
When a door closes, another one should open. But if it doesn't than go through the window.
Artemis: Sorry I called you stupid.
Apollo: S'okay sis.
Artemis: I thought you already knew;)
Apollo>:|
(June 13, 2015 - 10:12 am)
"When life gives you onions, make lemonade."
(June 13, 2015 - 4:05 pm)