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So most people have collections right? But my collection is of quotes. I have about 500 quotes saved to my computer and I'm constantly finding and coming up with more! So why not make a thread? Rules;
1. You're quotes don't hve to be funny (although I prefer funny ones)
2. Be niceeeee
3. umm..... hi!!
So lets start!
~ "Partying is almost the same thing as killing"
~ "Why are all scary movies in scary places like hospitals and jails? I want a scary movie in Walmart! 'clean up on aisle 13!' 'but sir! there is no aisle 13!!' DUN DUN DUNNNN!"
~ "Why is my dog getting married?"
~ "You'll understand when your younger."
~ "When life gives you lemons throw them back and demnd cupcakes!"
~ "When life gives you lemons squeeze them in people's eyes."
~ "Did you know your a weirdo freak?"
~ "Was she a tomboy or did he want to be a girl?"
~ "blah blah blah and other intellegent words."
YAY!
submitted by Savvy44x
(June 11, 2015 - 8:33 am)
(June 11, 2015 - 8:33 am)
"And this is that awkward moment when I decide it's time to leave."
"Taylor Swift's #1 fan?? No no no!! I bet she doesn't fangirl when the font changes on Taylor's website!! Whaaat??"
"You're a penguin. The question is, why are you a penguin?"
"Breathing could save your life!"
"It's not a real vacation until ya break the law!!"
"THIS INVISIBLE CAR IS BREAKING THE LAW!!! BEE DOO BEE DOO BEE DOO!!!"
"When life gives you lemons name them Eddie and Bob."
(June 13, 2015 - 6:23 pm)
~When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you blueberries.....Well that's up to you!
~Life is a mountain.......SO SKI IT!
~ When you have the chance to try something new, you should most likely go for it. You never know what the outcome could be.
I made those 3 up, but here's one by someone else that I LOVE!!!
~Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
By someone named either Paul or David Brandt (or something like that)
(June 15, 2015 - 8:27 pm)
-Don't take life seriously. Like, seriously.
-( I love this one) Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
-My life needs editing.
-All generalizations are false, including this one.
-I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
-Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
-Look, I know you ain't happy, but at least pretend you're sad.
-I don't get distrated eas- Hey, look at this cheeseburger on the menu!
-A quote is a quote. So why read this?
(June 16, 2015 - 7:20 pm)
(Me during a game of dodgeball where I was the shortest person on the team): "I'll be bait. I'm good at making odd noises. I can also be a human shield, just drag me like you would those annoying pop-up windows that show up on your computer screen."
"Look, an apple! Apples are odd things, all red and hard and crispy yet moist." -Me.
"A day may come when I stop loving Lord of the Rings... but it is not this day!" -Someone on Pinterest.
(June 17, 2015 - 9:45 pm)
Lol that's exactly me whenever I play Capture the Flag I always love skipping onto the other side and singing "LALALALAAAAALALALALAALALALALAALAALA! LA."
(June 19, 2015 - 5:45 pm)
Ewww! Peanut butter? How could you?
(June 19, 2015 - 2:42 pm)
How many times am I gonna love ya?Several times!
(June 18, 2015 - 1:46 pm)
Girl you got me ackin' so CRA-CRA!
(June 18, 2015 - 7:44 pm)
"Never trust anyone who doesn't have a book with them."
-Lemony Snicket
(June 18, 2015 - 8:32 pm)
PREPARE TO PANIC~ Cloudy Dweller :)
Thou shalt not panic~ A decoration in my Grandfather's library
"Gilrean, put down that wolverine, its barfing everywhere!"-T.O.N.
Those are sort of silly...
(June 19, 2015 - 9:56 am)
Then you have to trust me!!!!
(June 19, 2015 - 2:44 pm)
Grunkle Stan... I don't even know if you're my grunkle! (cries)
(June 19, 2015 - 10:08 pm)
I love that sequence...
Two conflicting quotes from me:
"Have you ever paused to consider how arbitrary what you're doing is?"
--Me
"Life is arbitrary! Deal with it!"
--Me
(June 19, 2015 - 11:59 pm)
None left to rescue, none left to buy, none left to suffer, none left to die. None to be beaten, none to be kicked...all must be loved and all must be fixed".
(June 19, 2015 - 11:41 am)
-Math, would you please grow up and solve your own problems? Im tired of solving them for you.
-lazy people fact #7362027363936. You were too lazy to read that number.
If plan "A" doesn't work out there are still 25 letters in the alphabet.
(June 19, 2015 - 5:31 pm)