Daily Chatterbox News! 

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Daily Chatterbox News! 

Daily Chatterbox News! 

 

 

Katydid (was it Katydid or Savvy? Or Hotairbaloon?) said we needed more fun threads, so here is one! I shall be editor of the Daily Chatterbox News, the first three people to post that they would like to be reporters get the job of reporting, and everyone can "submit" in poems, essays, stories, etc. Advertisements cost one amazing word, such as "Placid, tremulous, grotesque," and all that. Large advertisements cost a whole sentence including lots of amazing words! You may advertise RPs, surveys, grocery stores, bath mats inc, blue shoes inc, virtual lemonade, etc. I will try to post a new day every day!

Please submit stories, poems, etc to this address:

Rose bud 

DCBN Editor in Cheif  

1111 Awesome Lane

Cricket Country  

submitted by Rose bud, age 7moredays, wheretheredferngrows
(August 21, 2015 - 1:12 pm)

I have opened up two more spots for reporters! Luna takes one, and the other is open! Somebody, Shadow Dragon and Queen Elizabeth, and Luna are our reporters for now. Everyone else can buy ads, or submit stories, poems and essays. 

 

Reporters: Please begin reporting!

Everyone: Tuesday the 25 is the deadline for reports, submissions, and ads. All reports can report about fantasy events, or Chatterbox events/new threads. Only two reports per person please. One poem/story/essay per submission please.

submitted by Rose bud
(August 23, 2015 - 2:46 pm)

I would like to purchase an ad!! And my amazing word issss....

Flibbertigibbet!! 

submitted by Katydid
(August 23, 2015 - 4:20 pm)

I forgot that artwork can also be submitted! Please send the Chatterbox News your artwork before Tuesday the 25.

submitted by Rose bud, important!
(August 23, 2015 - 4:44 pm)

Yet another note! This thread is for the submission of poems/stories/essays/artwork and for the reporters to tell me their stories! In other words, this thread is direct contact with the Editor, me!

I will make another thread for the actual Chatterbox News, all right? 

Through this thread, I will let you know if your submissions will be accepted or not. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again (and again, and again, and just finally say "ROSE BUD, are you listening to me!?!?)

 

submitted by Rose bud
(August 23, 2015 - 5:04 pm)

Katydid, your ad has been purchased, what would you like to advertise?

An apology and confession: I like making notes :)

 

 

 

submitted by Rose bud
(August 23, 2015 - 6:31 pm)

Essay! 

Why Toasters Rule;

Toasters are amazing! First of all, they're good for toasting. I mean you wake up in the morning and are too busy to make some fancy french toast sticks so what can you do instead? Make toast! It's genious! Another reason, a mirror! I mean toast is a breakfast thing, so you're probably going to have bedhead when you make it. Not anymore! Sure it may be a bit blurry, but it's still totally helpful. We're almost done. Third reason, an entirely legal weapon! Throw at someone's face! or set it on high and "accidentally" drop it on your enemy! Maybe I need to rethink that one... Well anyways, toasters are the best thing to happen to this world since puppies in sweaters!  

submitted by Savvy44x
(August 23, 2015 - 7:05 pm)

Hey, is there still a spot open for a reporter? I'd like to be one. 

submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 13, Camelot
(August 23, 2015 - 6:37 pm)

Art for Art! 

On Monday the 31st this month we will be having the annual art fair! With many types of art, scupltures, music, paintings, and more! It is located next to the bank right on top of the sewer entrances! 

We have featured charicature artists ready to draw your portrait, for FREE!

*One person per ten people free, plus tax and candy.

Make sure to crowd around the large sewer entrance as so people in black can exit without being noticed!! 

*Bring earplugs, please. 

And of course, Chatterboxes signature Deep Fried Oreos for only $10.55. Yup! Thats right. Half off for three Deep Fried Oreos. 

submitted by Katydid
(August 23, 2015 - 7:42 pm)

My poem!

Praise of River, by Phantom N.

 

River ice and River cold,

You always had me in your hold.

 

River rush and River pound,

l am enchanted by your sound.

 

River calm and River slow,

Long days of summer will you show.

 

River joy and River bright,

See you again, l might.   

 

 

But now l am old and River is gone,

But you will be remembered, flow on. 

 

River merry of days passed by,

Go your path, good-bye. 

 

 

 

 

submitted by Phantom N., age 12, Ghostly Places
(August 23, 2015 - 7:19 pm)

Joan B, you are now the last reporter!

Phantom N and Savvy, I will get to reading your submissions.

Katydid, your ad has been noted and will be in the newspaper!

submitted by Rose bud
(August 24, 2015 - 7:14 am)

Savvy and Phantom, congratulations! Your submissions have been accepted! Watch out for them in the first few editions of the Chatterbox News!

submitted by Rose bud
(August 24, 2015 - 9:48 am)

Thanks! l'm glad that someone liked my writing. 

submitted by Phantom N., age 12, Ghostly Places
(August 24, 2015 - 1:02 pm)

ANOTHER REPORT

Timmy Toad finnaly got his yurt back! A team of Habitat for Toadmanity toads and their families helped rebiuld the house and Timmy's car. "I am totally thankful, man." Timmy said when asked what he felt. "This is like Thankstoadgiving all over again, man."

NEXT TIME: Emus and their smelly toes 

submitted by Luna, age 11, Everywhere
(August 24, 2015 - 11:11 am)

I would like to purchase an ad; my fantastic word is discombobulated.

 

submitted by Shadowdancer
(August 24, 2015 - 3:51 pm)

Ad purchased! What would you like to advertise?

submitted by Rose bud
(August 24, 2015 - 5:49 pm)