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Fúdìmó: We really need another one of these. 

Hèmǐn: So all the Æs are at an outdoor party!!!! No CBers allowed. No stealing dictionaries, either.

Fúdìmó: Get your wands out, we'll be casting spells, cursing Mudbloods--

Excuse me?!

And throwing pies!

*Rolls eyes* As long as they aren't my books, throw around whatever you want.

And Hèmǐn's spellbooks! And Critic's dictionaries! And--

Nooooo!!!!!! *Whips out wand*

Mei: Okay, okay, calm down, no dueling--

Hèmǐn and Fúdìmó: NO CBERS ALLOWED!!! GET OUT! GET OUT!

Okay, sheesh.

Out!

*Mei leaves* 

So anyways, crushes are encouraged,

Fighting recommended!

Books off-limits,

Food in the air is not!

And please fill your age or location field with the name of your CBer. Thank you.

Quiet, filthy Mudblood! Avada--

How dare you! Protego! 

submitted by Hèmǐn & Fúdìmó, age Mei's Æ
(July 5, 2016 - 10:50 am)

Wait a sec. . . 

QUILL, DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON DEV?!?!?! IF SO, I WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR HIM!!!! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!  

submitted by Puck, age at Quill, Peering closely
(July 7, 2016 - 1:44 pm)

Yes, she does!

No I DO NOT, Zeon! Be quiet.

But you gave my crush away, so I have the right to say who you like!

SO PUCK, MY FRIEND. QUILL LIKES DEV!

You little-

Mwahahah! REVENGE FEELS SO SWEET!

Until you get punched in the face.

Great. True

BUT QUILL STILL LIKES DEV! 

submitted by Quill & Zeon, age 15c, The Future
(July 7, 2016 - 10:32 pm)

Oh and... Since when have you liked "troublesome little bugs" as you say? AKA Dev?

I DON'T LIKE DEV-

Okay then. •takes Dev's picture and rips it mocjkingly, slowly•

You little-

So you DO like hin! PUCK! Quill li-

*punches Zeon*

Shut up! 

Ashlee! Quill is being RUDE!

Ash is banished from this thread for being a human.

*Walks away grinning* Quill likes Dev Quill likes Dev.

Or MAYBE she likes 8-Peice! BRO, I got news! 

submitted by Quill and Zeon, Ashlee's AEs
(July 8, 2016 - 2:08 am)

Oh, you just messed with the wrong AE. 

*Eyes flash Pink*

I will- <This part has been removed for younger readers. You're welcome.>

 

submitted by Puck, age AE , Joan B. of Arc's
(July 8, 2016 - 10:27 am)

I really don't think we need to go to this. What do you think Sprankje?

O' course we need to go. What would you be without me?

Happy.

Well 'oidy-toidy Mrs Godlike Smartypants.

*Burn* 

(Sorry about Sprankje quoting Muppet Christmas Carol.)

Mirax, darling. Can you read?

Of course I can! I wouldn't be on the the CB if I couldn't.

Well then, why are you on this thread? 

I was only on this thread in parentheses, until you started asking questions. Goodbye, and try not kill each other.

*Byee*

Bye Whist-

Out!

Any who, myself, Mrs E, and Whistler will be attending this shindig.

Shindig? Sprankje, dear, one simply does not call an elegant social affair a "shindig".

I just did, so one does.

That's preposterous, I-

Submit! 

submitted by Mrs E and friends, Mirax's AEs
(July 5, 2016 - 11:06 pm)

*bows* Lady Elton, a pleasure to see you again.

Muppets, eh? Good taste, for a hooligan.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE MUSIC, 

It's time to light the lights,

... no.

*shrugs* IT'S TIME TO MEET THE MUPPETS,

For the Muppet show tonight! 

#GONZO

*raises eyebrow* Really? #Ms.Piggy

... no. 

submitted by Cho & Co-ALLCAKESARE, PIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSS!!!!
(July 6, 2016 - 7:07 am)

(Don't ask where this came from. Scylla is or was a Muppets fan)

It's time to put on makeup

It's time to dress up right

It's time to get things started

On the Muppet Show tonight!

PoundSign Animal

submitted by Charybdis
(July 6, 2016 - 9:35 am)

The pleasure is all mine, Sir Thorn.

*Gagging noises are heard*  Also, who are you callin a 'ooligan.

I would think it is obvious.

You would think that. 

At least I think.

I don't think so.

So good of you to admit it. 

Today is opposite day.

You made that up.

What if I did? 

Humph!  

submitted by Mrs E. and Sprankje, Mirax
(July 7, 2016 - 10:38 am)

(For those of you who don't know, I am balletandbow. I have declared July HP Rememberance   Month and so my AEs and I are all posting under HP names-)

OI!!! SHOVE OFF!!!! DID YOU NOT READ THE POST?!?

Honestly Angelina, you don't have to be so rude about it. ballet- Oops. I mean TONKS was just trying to explain a little-

ANOTHER AE THREAD!!!!!!! YYYYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!! Luna, whattayawannado?!?!

Well first, we have to get Lee some grammar lessons. Angelina should probably come too.

I'M OF AGE!!!!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING!!!!!

Actually Angelina, Luna can. Even though our charries are, we're not 17. 

AES CAN COME OF AGE WHENEVER THEIR CBER SAYS THEY CAN!!!!

Soooooo.... Tonks, are we of age yet?

(You guys ejected me from the thread, remember?)

There you go. As senior AE, I declare you-

OF AGE!!!!!!

Not of age. Grammar lesson will commence in 5, 4, 3...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 

submitted by Tonks and Co
(July 6, 2016 - 7:34 am)

Tis I, Bellatrix Lestrange!

You know, she would never say th—

QUIET, FILTHY MUGGLE!

AM NOT!

ARE, TOO! GET OUT!

*Molly Weasley/Darth Kitty leves*

*sighs and shakes head* she's going to be the the death of me one of these days.

A place without those CBers as the main characters of the story is a place for me! I'm in

 

Also, please don't call me Angel Kitty for the month of July, call me Bellatrix! Bellatrix FTW! 

submitted by Bellatrix L. (Angel), Darth Kitty's (MollyW.)AE
(July 6, 2016 - 12:22 pm)

(for those of you that don't know this, we two are bffs and live really close, we got together to make this thread. Bolton is in Bold and Clarabeth is in italics.)

Hello, nice to see you, Bolton. 

And you, milady. 

Oh Bolt, *blushes* just call me Beth.... I am not a lady. 

Forgive me! I forgot! You are a princess! Your majesty! 

 

submitted by Elmodaisy + Swummer
(July 6, 2016 - 1:54 pm)

Puck: WHOO-HOO!!! LET'S CRASH THIS THREAD!!!!!

Ariel: You do know that Dev isn't here, right?

Puck: What do you mean?

Ariel: *Sighs* Nothing.

Puck: Sure he isn't here, but that doesn't mean I can't crash this AE thread without him!!

*Throws itching powder bombs*

Teehee! 

Ariel: *Sighs* Wait for me!!!! 

*Hovers away*

*Stops, looks around for Saphira*

Puck: Oh Hemin, are CAPTCHAS allowed? Please? Sir Galahad wants to come on too...

*Turns into a raven, flies away, looks around for Dev, spots Torstyn, flies over to talk to him*  

submitted by Puck and Ariel, age AE's, Joan B. of Arc's
(July 6, 2016 - 6:58 pm)

Did I just see...?

Two AEs wrecking a party? Yes.

No, that is not what I meant!
Then what?

Obviously. I WANT TO JOIN THEM

Zeon, you are troublesome enough without joining more problematic bugs. Understood?

Probla-what?

ProblEMatic, e-m, not a-m. It means they are troublesome like you.

All the more reason to join them! Puck, Ariel!

I have reached the conclusion that Ariel is somewhat antithetical to the idea of vandalising a gathering of adequately sophisticated alternate egos. 

I swear you are getting more like a dictionary every day...

The factual onomastics would be a thesaurus. 

YOU ARE KILLING ME, QUILL!

Is that not the duty of one's twin?

You just... You revealed...

That we are twins? I know, and I will certainly regret my words later.

*gulps* Or now. I don't want to be known as the vocabulary freak's twin brother.

I apologize for my words and find myself concerned about my own personal well being.

ASHLEE! WE NEED YOU. QUILL IS IN HER VOCAB MOMENT! 

Humans aren't allowed on this thread, Zeon. 

submitted by Quill & Zeon, Ashlee's AEs
(July 6, 2016 - 7:56 pm)

Ariel: Actually, it's just one AE wrecking a party so far. I'm not the type to wreck parties. Of course, I'm always there for Puck to supervise her, because that's what I do. I love her, (as a brother.) 

Puck: Yeah. Usually Dev and Grasshopper help me destroy threads, but right now they're not here. :(

Wait a sec. . .  YOU GUYS ARE TWINS?!?!?! You look nothing alike!!!

Anyways, *Whispers*

Hey Zeon, want to help me crash the thread? Hmm? Perhaps we could also recruit some other insane/crazy AE's as well. . .

Ariel: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

Puck: *Raises hands in mock defeat* Ok, ok. I give up!

*Whispers* @Zeon: Think about my offer, ok?  

submitted by Puck and Ariel
(July 7, 2016 - 9:27 pm)

(Rufus charges in and shoots everyone in the face with pie)

Will: Runs in a squirts everyone with whipped cream)

Rufus: Hah, hah! Bye bye!

(Will and Rufus disappear) 

submitted by Will and Rufus
(July 6, 2016 - 8:32 pm)