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Fúdìmó: We really need another one of these.
Hèmǐn: So all the Æs are at an outdoor party!!!! No CBers allowed. No stealing dictionaries, either.
Fúdìmó: Get your wands out, we'll be casting spells, cursing Mudbloods--
Excuse me?!
And throwing pies!
*Rolls eyes* As long as they aren't my books, throw around whatever you want.
And Hèmǐn's spellbooks! And Critic's dictionaries! And--
Nooooo!!!!!! *Whips out wand*
Mei: Okay, okay, calm down, no dueling--
Hèmǐn and Fúdìmó: NO CBERS ALLOWED!!! GET OUT! GET OUT!
Okay, sheesh.
Out!
*Mei leaves*
So anyways, crushes are encouraged,
Fighting recommended!
Books off-limits,
Food in the air is not!
And please fill your age or location field with the name of your CBer. Thank you.
Quiet, filthy Mudblood! Avada--
How dare you! Protego!
submitted by Hèmǐn & Fúdìmó, age Mei's Æ
(July 5, 2016 - 10:50 am)
(July 5, 2016 - 10:50 am)
NOOOO!
What is wrong?
WILL. RUFUS. DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!
Are you still stuck on rampaging organized parties?
Of course, I am. That is just in my nature.
(July 6, 2016 - 10:37 pm)
@Puck, For your protection, we request that you please keep your CAPTCHAs at home. Any injury to your fluffy little friends will not be the fault of any of Mei's Æs, unless it's Fúdìmó that recklessly murders it.
If Sir Galahad still wants to come… He's been warned.
(July 6, 2016 - 9:19 pm)
Sir Galahad is no fluffy little friend! He is a knight! I watched him murderer a whole host of ski lodge guests in under a month! He can hold his own.
(July 7, 2016 - 9:27 am)
Puck: Thank you Hallia and Hemin. I believe that Sir Galahad will be joining us.
Sir Galahad: Ican spk for mslf Puck. (Translation: I can speak for myself Puck.)
Yes, Iwil lbe jnin you. I hpe Vxtn ishr! *Blushes*
Ifsh eis, I will defend hert othe dea th tomk sure she dsnt get hurt. (Translation: Yes, I will be joining you. I hope Vixtion is here! *Blushes* If she is, I will defend her to the death to make sure she doesn't get hurt.)
Joan: Aaaww!!! That is so cute!!
Puck, Ariel, and Sir Galahad: GET OUT JOAN!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Ok, ok, I'm leaving. :)
Have fun!
(July 7, 2016 - 1:42 pm)
(July 7, 2016 - 10:10 pm)
*Gasps*
My ldy! (Translation: My lady) *Falls onto his knees* Iam yr mst hmbl svnt. (Translation: I am your most humble servant)
*Blushes*
(July 8, 2016 - 10:41 am)
This is a hard thing to admit, especially for esteemed royalty like me, but when I wrote "I have no one to crush on," I really meant that no one has a crush on me. It's rather heart breaking...
No matter. Rainbow has enough silly little crushes on her mind to keep me busy.
What? I do NOT!
Do to, honey, and I'm going to have to kick you out now. **Bends water from a flower patch, shriveling up the plants, turns it into an icicle, brandishes it threateningly at OtR**
I think that I'll go of my own accord, thank you very much.
(July 7, 2016 - 8:31 am)
Me: Okay, behave yourself Chilly!
Psst, do you think her crush is on this thread?
Me: nope, she's not fangirling.
Good. Now go!
Me: ok...bye! *leaves*
Frosty » Chilly
What were you two talking about?
How we'll murder your crush.
Don't you dare!!
Fine. But don't come within ten feet of any boys.
But YOU'RE a boy!
I'm your brother.
True. But, while we're on the topic of CRUSHES...
CHILLY DON'T TELL THEM.
Frosty has a crush on someone...And It goes to... PUCK!!!!
YOU FILTHY AETCHA!!!
Quiet you AE. I'll think up a CAPTCHA....here It is! Kopx!
(July 8, 2016 - 8:57 am)
Puck: *Starts screaming* AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Ariel: *Smirks*
Puck: *Continues to scream* AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
Ariel: Are you done yet?
Puck: *Looks at him* Nope. *Screams some more* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?!?! NO LONGER AM I TORN ONLY BETWEEN MY CRUSH ON DEV AND TORSTYN'S CRUSH ON ME, BUT I AM ALSO TORN BETWEEN FROSTY'S CRUSH ON ME!!!!!! AAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
Ariel: *Smirks again* I'm glad I'm not in this "AE crush" thing. My only crush is Sa-
*Covers his mouth with his hands*
Puck: *Stops screaming* *Looks at Ariel* *Smiles evily*
Oh, does Ariel have a crush? Hmm, I wonder who it is? Is it Sa-
Ariel: DON'T SAY IT!!!!
Joan: *Interrupts both AE's* Quit fighting you two. Your brother and Sister. You love each other, which means you keep each other's secrets. Got that?
Puck and Ariel: *Sighs from both of them* Ok, fine.
Joan: Good. Now the answer to your problem Puck is simply this: Perhaps one of the boy AE's who like you will fight for you, just as you fight to keep Dev. Hmm?
Puck: Maybe. . .
Puck and Ariel: NOW GET OUT OF HERE JOAN!!!!!!
Joan: Ok, ok, I'm out. *Submits post*
(July 8, 2016 - 10:37 am)
Uh..oh. Puck likes Dev too...and Frosty likes Puck...if I can get Puck and Frosty together, then Puck won't like Dev! Perfect. Ooh and then maybe I might become more popular than Puck!!! I will be POPULAR!!!! YES!!!
Chilly...so you like Dev....I swear I will...
Frosty! Where did you come from!?
I've been next to you this entire time while you were scheming...
Umm....Hey Puck! There's someone I want you to meet!
(July 8, 2016 - 4:33 pm)
Puck: There's a bunch of things I would like to say.
1st of all: Frosty, I know how protective you are of your sister Chilly. And, I know that if she likes someone, or someone likes her, then you go to "kill" them. Listen to me very closely.
I SWEAR I WILL NOT TALK TO YOU, AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE SILENT TREATMENT IF YOU KILL DEV. *Eyes flash dark pink* I REPEAT, IF YOU TOUCH HIM, I WILL NOT TALK TO YOU AT ALL. UNDERSTAND?!?!
Joan: Whoah! Anger management much?
Puck: GET OUT OF HERE JOAN.
*Puts on a fake smile*
Oh, and Chilly? Do you know what happens to those who like Dev? *Voice starts rising*
I FIGHT THEM, BECAUSE DEV IS MINE. YOU HEAR ME?!?! HE IS MINE!!!! I SUGGEST YOU DO NOT MESS WITH ME, BECAUSE- <Bleep! This section has been removed for "reasons". You're welcome. -Joan B. of Arc>
*Breathing heavily*
Ariel: Whoah Sis! I know you're angry, but Dev is popular too.
Puck: Popular? Popular?!?! Oh yeah, that brings me to my next thing.
Chilly, dear, you really should whisper your plans more quietly next time. I could hear you, you know. In fact, I think EVERYONE could hear your plans.
And, I wouldn't say I'm POPULAR dearie. More like, "well known."
If you need any helpful tips, just let me know.
Ariel: Are you done yet?
Puck: Yes. *Dusts her hands off* I think I'm done. . . why?
Ariel: Oh no reason, just because now I think after your little "rant," you really should at least say "hello" to Frosty, wouldn't you agree?
Puck: *Starts to back away* Oh, no you don't. I thought you were supposed to defend me from liking boys, not encourage me!
Ariel: Oh, but I am defending you from liking boys. I'm turning your attention away from Dev and Torstyn, to Frosty. You really need a break from all of this "crush" stuff.
Puck: Nuh-uh. Absolutely not. No way, Nope, Natta, etc.
Ariel: Come on Puck! At least say hi!
Puck: *Starts to run towards the door* *Ariel stops her* *Puck sighs*
Fine. *Waves shyly to Frosty* Um, hi Frosty?
Ariel: See? That wasn't so bad now, was it?
Puck: Yes, it was. *Huffs*
Ariel: At least you got it over with.
Puck: I guess you're right. BUT, that doesn't mean that I don't like Dev anymore, or that I'm still stuck between my crush on Dev, and Torstyn and Frosty's crush on me!
Ariel: Everything will work out, in time. *Smiles*
Puck: Oh wait! One more thing.
*Smiles fakely*
Chilly, dear, I suggest you look in DTE, and click on the thread that starts with: Hello everyone, then go to the last page.
*Smiles fakely again*
Nice to meet you.
(July 8, 2016 - 9:12 pm)
1v1 me for him bro.
That's my line except without the for him part. I just like 1v1ing people in minecraft....
GO AWAY FROSTY I'M TRYING TO YELL AT PUCK!!!
(July 9, 2016 - 10:02 am)
You sure are a Yandere girl, aren't you? Oh, and...Dev actually likes me back.
*drags Chilly away* Chilly...
So what? Tell Icy on me. I don't care.
CHILLY... I'm oldest. Older than Icy. So...
Mmmm hmm. BUT IF YOU TELL ICY I LIKE DEV SHE'LL KILL HIM. AND I'LL LET EVERY AE KNOW YOU LIKE P--
Fine. I promise I won't tell. BUT Icy has been eavesdropping on us this entire time...And she didn't promise.
...Frosty....I know you'll kill me...But I'm going to go kill Dev.
WHAT!? ICY!!!
(July 9, 2016 - 10:13 am)
Puck: Yup, you could say that I'm a yandere girl. And wait a minute. . .
*Scans post again*
DEV LIKES YOU?!?!?! HOW CAN I NOT KNOW THIS?!?!? DO YOU HAVE PROOF?!?!?! PROVE IT!!!!
*Breathing heavily*
Ariel: Are you done yet? Because, I think you missed something.
Puck: What? *Scans post again*
ICY!! I KNOW YOU'RE A CBER, BUT DON'T YOU DARE GO AND KILL DEV!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Eyes flash a brillian crimson red*
Ariel: Oh wow, someone's touchy.
Puck: BE QUIET ARIEL!!!
Joan: This thing has gone to far, Puck! Yelling at your twin?!?! Way too far!! It's not worth it, if you keep going like this, you're going to be mean. . . maybe forever!
Puck: I DON'T CARE!!!! *Breaks down sobbing* I LOVE DEV, AND THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE!!!
*Runs to her room sobbing*
Joan: *Sighs* Terribly sorry for her behaviour, sometimes Puck can be a little bit of a "drama queen."
Puck: *Runs out of her room quickly, with puffy eyes*
I'm terribly sorry for my behaviour Frosty. And, I'm pretty sure all of the AE's already know that you like me.
And Icy, I'm terribly sorry for my behaviour of yelling at you. Please forgive me, but please, please, please, DON'T KILL DEV. *Breaks down sobbing*
Joan: *Leads Puck to her room*
Ariel: *Sighs, leaves the room*
(July 9, 2016 - 6:46 pm)
YOU NEVER WROTE ON THE AE BOARDING SCHOOL! OTHERWISE YOU WOULD KNOW!!!! IF ICY KILLS DEV I WILL....
Fine. I won't kill him....I will SEND HIM TO ASKABAN!!!!
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
*frosty and Chilly speaking together*
Aes, Captchas, please help! One of our fellow AEs, Devil Owl, is in danger! Please, please, help! If Icy finds him, she will send a squad of Dementors after him! Please, we need to send ICY to Azkaban instead! PLEASE! WE HAVE TO STOP ICY!!!!
(July 9, 2016 - 7:38 pm)