Inside Jokes

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Inside Jokes

Inside Jokes

This was a really fun thread a while ago. I think Violet originally started it, and then Abi brought it back, and I figured it would be fun to do it again. Basically just post any inside jokes that you have with your friends or family or whoever. No context required.

-Kylo Ren is Will Turner's father, and Will Turner is (Leafy)'s husband

-Cucumbers (hi Leeli)

-hEaLtHy FlAwLeSs SkIn

-(Leafy) fell over, call her parents

-Galaxy eyes

-Angrykin Lietalker

-"Quick, do a flirtatious pose." "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO A FlIRTATIOUS POSE! HELP!"

-"Racy"

-Charlie the rubber band 

-I still can't believe you lost Charlie 

 

submitted by Leafy, age No, not a cat
(June 18, 2020 - 8:19 pm)

Wait, here's more.

The green light 

Snek the neckless snake

Dougie (not somebody's real name)

All praise the frost gods

"You kids wanna hear about Mothman?"

"This pamelo is bigger than my prospects for a good future"

The greatest trick of all-- the boop

The Care Stare, and its darker counterpart, the Glare Stare

 

submitted by Sybill, age ????, Ikea
(June 21, 2020 - 12:21 pm)

Hahahaha my best inside joke with my friends is "hi green light".

Green lights are just generally funny lol 

submitted by Starchaser, age 12, Pyrrhia
(June 23, 2020 - 7:22 pm)

-It’s in the root cellar. (We live outside of Seattle.)

if you want the backstory just ask :) 

submitted by Dolphin , age 13 eons , Narnia
(June 21, 2020 - 6:34 pm)

- Amber's hardware store (eh, Jaybells?)

- "[literally any sentence that ends in a noun or adjective]" 
"You're (a) [same noun/adjective]!" 
Example:
Person A: "Has anyone seen my phone charger? It's purple."
Person B: "You're purple!" 
Person A: "Has anyone seen my crazed ferret?"
Person B: "You're a- wait, what?!?!"
(that didn't happen)
- *is doing something* *someone walks in* *whirls around and strikes a defensive pose* (in a low voice) "Wasn't doing anything!" (I have context here if anyone cares for it)
- "I'm getting a knockback stick and a Bob!" (context here too)
- "My hopes have been cwushed... by a garbage twuck!"
- "it's Wudolph!"
- "Shuh-bakah!" (I don't know how to spell this)
- "J is an FBI agent working for the government. Of COURSE he'd like you to believe that." (Ah, Government/Economics class)
I have context for some of these if you want it.
Elli says agavv
Aaaah she almost said a wordddd! 
submitted by Jwyn, age 15
(June 22, 2020 - 9:28 am)

This has turned into an inside joke (the fact that my friend is a secret owl creature): 

“Hey Ana are you secretly an owl”

“Um.. nooooo?”

“Darn it, now I owe Lorenzo money.”

“Wait, you had a bet on whether or not I’m an owl?”

“Uh yeah?”

submitted by Agent Winter , age Classified, Enceladus
(June 22, 2020 - 11:40 am)

I can't think of many at the moment but in my class just the words "inside joke" are an inside joke

submitted by Barnswallow
(June 22, 2020 - 12:47 pm)

~"Jesus, are you there?" "Yes, my child"

~ChIcKiN

~Fajitas

~Jeff the eraser

~Robert's Igloo

~Timmy the volleyball

~"oh dear"

~Waffle cones 

~BAGEL ARMY!!

(I feel like there are more...) 

submitted by Luna-Starr, age 27 eons, Existential Ponderment
(June 22, 2020 - 1:08 pm)
Eggs, milk, and soy
Talking about birthdays
Praise
Do we like it?
Two conversations at once: the miracle of testing
What's that instrument that starts with an f, again?
Rain
Not particularly
Background knowledge is available upon request. 
submitted by PygmyOwl
(June 22, 2020 - 4:01 pm)

*texting, not testing*

submitted by PygmyOwl
(June 22, 2020 - 7:56 pm)

My sister and I:

"Bye, bye, sister"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOo"

"Wait, are you having pizza?" 

submitted by aqua
(June 22, 2020 - 7:27 pm)

Okay, first of all I have to say that this isn't an inside joke, but Kylo Ren and Will Turner are absolutely fabulous. No joke. 

-pitbaster misket (a strange take on a sandwich name)

-let's go get SaNdWiChEs on MaIn StReEt (PLEASE read that in a sarcastic British accent)

-magenta butterfly (I say this to Poetic Panda whenever I want to confuse her. Even I don't know what it means)

-"NOBODY'S GONNA LAY A FINGER ON MY BUTT" (I promise this one is more appropriate than it sounds... I was trying to send a picture of my dog to Bluebell/Leo, and I accidentally sent those words instead. I'm still so embarrassed...)

There's definitely more, but it's gotten a little late and I'm quite tired.

~Starseeker 

 

submitted by Starseeker, on hiatus (oops)
(June 22, 2020 - 10:07 pm)

-"So I decided to expand"

-*aggressive playing of "The Stars and Stripes Forever" on the piano*

-I'VE GOT COOKIES IN MY POCKET

-The Rabbit Turd Squad

-The Sprinkle That Cures Depression

 

 

submitted by Timbermist, age 150 moons, idk
(June 23, 2020 - 8:50 am)

”It’s exactly the same, but different!”   Makes no sense at alll.

submitted by Peregrine
(June 23, 2020 - 10:48 am)

I have more!

I don't trust your cat.

Pancakes and waffles.

Falling lamps.

All flutist's dream of playing the pickle (piccolo).

submitted by RiverMyst/PygmyOwl
(June 23, 2020 - 3:15 pm)

I ISH BACK.

"Chocolate cheese."

"NO, THE SALT IS MAKING A RIVER ON JACOB!!"

"Kacchan, we were five."

"Ahem. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

"Give me the pennies, and do it now, I have a weapon that is legal in NJ so... GIMME THE CASH OR GET SHOT WITH A NERF GUN"

"Pull the wrist pin. Just do it." *Cassie and Brody from across the house* "WE'RE TALKING ABOUT NIKE?"

"I'm melting. Can someone please play that one My Hero Academia theme song?"

"Is yes a choice?"

"BECAUSE YES."

"Truth or Dare?" Anne: "YES." 

 

submitted by La'Crosse, age Lightyears, The Land Of Anime
(June 23, 2020 - 7:35 pm)