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We-ell, as you all probably know, a while ago we had a thread for quotes ((*thinks: Hey! Joe Moses/Snape! Stop reading my post over aloud, it's very distracting"*)).
Rather than resurrect the old one *again*, I'm just going to make a new one because I'm lazy like that. Silence your sniggering!
Well. Right. Quotes! Anything and everything! Wee!
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"Hello, sick people and their loved ones. In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring conversations later, I'm Dr. Gregory House. You can call me Greg. I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning."
"Short, sweet, grab a file."
"This little ray of sunshine is Dr. Lisa Cuddy. Dr. Cuddy runs the entire hospital, so she's much too busy for all of you. I am a bored... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor employed at this hospital who is here against his will.
[to Cuddy] That is true, isn't it?
So. Who wants me?"
~House. Speaking of which, what did they do to his hair for the upcoming season?! Did they seriously cut it?!
submitted by TNÖ, age 16, Deep Space
(September 22, 2009 - 5:18 pm)
(September 22, 2009 - 5:18 pm)
Sadly, as usual, I don't know what most of these are....
'Mawidge, that bwessed awangment. That dweam, wivin, a dweam....' heh-heh
(January 11, 2010 - 3:17 pm)
"Bye bye boys! Have fun storming the castle!"
"Think it'll work?"
"It'd take a miracle."
I love that movie.
(January 11, 2010 - 8:58 pm)
Oh, I know...
"Inconceivable!"
"You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
<3
(January 12, 2010 - 7:31 pm)
Yahaha! I have two very odd quotes from my family that we seem to repeat quite often at my house. :D I'll explain them after I say them.
"Oh! There's my burrito!!"
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"I wonder what kind of burgers they serve there."
"Haaaaam (that says ham, 'case you couldn't tell)"
So the first one my grandma said. She had been quilting and eating a burrito from Taco Bell. After a while she realized she couldn't find her burrito. As she was moving around fabric she found it under a pile of fabric scraps. That's when she said "There's my burrito!"
The second one was when we (my mom, dad, sis, and I) were driving past this cool-looking burger place called Sonic. My mom said, "I wonder what kind of burgers they serve there." (meaning flame broiled, etc., I think.) And my dad and I say, in unison, without planning it or anything, "Haaaaaam" in really funny voices. ("What kind of burgers? Hamburgers) Now, when someone says something totally obvious we say "Haaaaam." Lol. :)
(January 29, 2010 - 10:48 pm)
That's probably the most quoted movie in my house... or really anywhere!! And usually I'm not into stuff that's so well known, but IT'S SO DARN GOOD!!!!!
(February 5, 2010 - 10:23 pm)
Umm, this was supposed to be under one about The Princess Bride....
(February 11, 2010 - 3:37 am)
I'm going to convince my family to watch that movie tonight. Won't be hard, everyone loves it. Including my friend. After the movie we were stuffing our mouths with pizza and quoting it while pizza chunks flew out of our mouths. I don't remember if they spent the night that time or if they didn't...
i wil now go and convince them! YA! But first, a quote thing!
My friend: "What would you be doing now if you were not here?"
Me: "I don't know, maybe sweeping the stairs."
And then we laugh. You probably don't find that funny, but we found it funny. For a reason that you wil not know unless I tell you. And I'm too lazy to tell you right now.
(February 3, 2010 - 8:50 pm)
*ahem* More Discworld, because I be Obsessed:
Vetinari: Oh, I couldn't send the Commander of the City Watch. Most of the Uberwald countries have no concept of a modern civil peace-keeping authority.
Vimes: *relaxes*
Vetinari: I'm sending the Duke of Ankh-Morpork, instead.
Vimes: !!!
(Vimes is both the Commander of the City Watch and the Duke of Ankh-Morpork, and Vetinari's sending him on a diplomatic mission to, well, to Uberwald. Which is like Transylvania Discworld style, I guess. Anyway, Vimes doesn't want to go.)
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Granny Weatherwax: [repeated written line] I ATE'NT DEAD.
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Lady Margolotta: You'd let a member of the public come talk to you without appointments?!
Vetinari: With a pie.
(January 14, 2010 - 12:22 am)
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell and run, he hates that.
-Anonymous
(January 14, 2010 - 11:55 pm)
(He also hates when you perform the AshkEnte. He especially hates people who are mean to cats.)
Inigo Skimmer: [after Vimes has horribly mangled his dwarfish] It is good for a diplomat to appear stupid. I'd say you've made an excellent start.
"That business with the barber on Gleam Street—Sweeney Jones, his name was? Of course, he was killing people, but he hadn't meant to. He was just a very bad barber." XD
(January 15, 2010 - 11:15 pm)
Wow I can't believe I didn't see this thread. Good one, Paige. Anyway, I have like a million quotes I love, and say about 3/4 of them everyday, but I won't post all of them, because that'd take a while. And some of them are kinda inside jokes w/ friends and such, so if it doesn't make sense, that's why. Anyways.
"Why make something disposable, like a building, when you could make something that lasts forever, like a greeting card?!" - Tom in (500) Days of Summer
"Darling, I don't know how to tell you this, but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom." - Again, Tom in (500) Days of Summer
"Nothing washes down orange chicken like more orange chicken." Tom-Tom (the Panda Express panda)
"It's a complicated world." - Doggy Poo (HAHA, watch it instantly on NetFlix... I guess the Koreans take it seriously, but it's the corniest movie ever... And if it were translated correctly, it's name would be Puppy Dung... Pretty music, though)
Okay, considering I have like a million quotes I love and say about 3/4 of them everyday, it's kinda weird that my mind's going blank right now, and I can't think of any more. Hm. Of course, as soon as I hit "post", I'll think of more...
(January 21, 2010 - 7:53 pm)
Ooh, I do that TOO!!! Ugh, it's so frustrating!!! :D
(February 5, 2010 - 10:45 pm)
"To die for love? What could be more glorious?"
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"I HATE John!"
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"Oh believe me, no one would suspect your manners to be rehearsed."
Yes, I'm an Austen fanatic. *bows head* :)
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"He's not a boy, he's Laurie!"
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"Halibut? EW!!!"
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*said matter-of-factly* "I believe that was my photographs"
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"Just a little, Hal"
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"You hid them, I know it!"
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"MAEEEAAAEEEE? Mae, come baaack!"
All right, all right, I'll stop before I list a quote from every movie I ever loved... :)
(February 5, 2010 - 10:42 pm)
Does no one wonder what any of these are? *sniffle*
(February 11, 2010 - 3:40 am)
Miss Tick sniffed. "You could say that this advice is priceless," she said. "Are you listening?"
"Yes," said Tiffany.
"Good. Now...if you trust in yourself..."
"Yes?"
"...and believe in your dreams..."
"Yes?"
"...and follow your star..." Miss Tick went on.
"Yes?"
"You'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy. Goodbye."
---The Wee Free Men, by Terry Pratchett
I think that's funny for some reason.
*thinks* RA is good for quotes. I don't have any of the books nearby right at this moment, so I can't say the exact words, but in the third book, Halt and Horace are in Gallica (?) and at one point Halt is introducing Horace, and then says to Horace, "I either said you're the Knight of the Oakleaf or the Knight of the Oak Pancake. I'm not sure. My Gallic is a little rusty." Hee hee.
And of course there's The Princess Bride. I probably shouldn't get started with that. "'Wuv, twoo wuv, is what bwings us togetha this day." -- The Impressive Clergyman
"If you wait for inspiration, you'll never get anything done." -- Chuck Close
(February 9, 2010 - 3:35 pm)