Food fight!*

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Food fight!*

Food fight!

*squirts ketchup on nearest CBer's head* 

submitted by Food fight!!
(March 19, 2021 - 10:52 am)

AHHHHHH YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!  *dumps honey mustard on Food fight!!'s head* 

submitted by nearest CBer
(March 19, 2021 - 2:10 pm)

*Grabs a footlong sandwich* Y'all are dead.

submitted by Lazerbat
(March 19, 2021 - 4:42 pm)

Oh, what's this? A thread that is a food fight? Please! *sets down spagetti* *walks into kitchen*

 

10 MINUTES LATER...

*returns, 70-teir cake in hand* GOOOOOOOOT YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *smashes cake... everywhere* 

submitted by Writing_in_the_dark, age 11, NY but not NYC
(March 19, 2021 - 4:47 pm)

¨Hey! THat's not very polite!¨ *Grabs the nearest thing and chucks it toward Writing_in_the_dark     ¨AHA  writing´ ENJOY YOUR CUPCAKE TO THE FACE!!!  -_ -_- [])

submitted by moonshine
(March 19, 2021 - 7:00 pm)

*flips a platter of pancakes at Writing*

*throws handfuls of lucky charms at moonshine*

submitted by Silver Crystal, age Infinity, Milky Way
(March 19, 2021 - 9:50 pm)

*wipes cake off my cheek* 

OH, You did NOT just disrespect cake that way!!!! It is SO on!!

*flings mashed potatoes into the air at nearest CBer* *takes cover under a table*  

submitted by Joan B. of Arc, age 18, Camelot
(March 19, 2021 - 11:17 pm)

A food fight? Seriously? Guys, we're all way too mature for this. 

*pulls out a giant chocolate flavored lava cake, complete with vanilla ice cream, hot fudge, and caramel*
But since we're doing it anyway...
*throws lava cake at Silver Crystal* 
Haha! 
submitted by Periwinkle , age Pi, Somewhere in the stars
(March 20, 2021 - 7:20 am)

Mature? Mature?? I LAUGH AT MATURE

*flips an entire table of cream pies*

*whispers* it's a good thing our AEs are at the party

OR ARE THEY?

uh oh

*dumps a pot of soup into a sprinkler* 

why is a sprinkler in the kitchen? 

submitted by MoonKitten
(March 20, 2021 - 9:42 am)

*debates pulling a Karma and squirting wasabi up someone's nose*

*decides against it*

*hurls an open can of frosting and yells "WHOEVER GETS THAT FIRST CAN TAKE A CARROT"*

*tosses a carrot* 

submitted by Feline Fantasy, Procrastinating
(March 20, 2021 - 3:30 pm)

*sits in the corner eating the food and watching the action*

submitted by Jade J., age she/her, the caf
(March 20, 2021 - 6:32 pm)

*takes cover under a table* 

*conjures still-hot, gooey brownies*

*tosses*

*ducks* 

submitted by Starchaser, age 13, Pyrrhia, (she/her)
(March 20, 2021 - 7:05 pm)

*brandishes 3 cookies like throwing stars in between fingers*

Oh, it is on

*whips out a batch of spaghetti and hurls it at Starchaser* 

submitted by Jaybells, age Obscure, Lost in the Universe
(March 21, 2021 - 3:55 pm)

*gets covered in spaghetti*

*spaghetti slowly slides off face*

*is able to see again*

*tosses mayonnaise everywhere >:)* 

submitted by Starchaser, age 13, Pyrrhia, (she/her)
(March 21, 2021 - 7:10 pm)

Hehe! My would never let my AE see me like this!

*Haha.*

OH MY GOSH!!!

*LETS. GET. COOKIINGGGGG!*

*THROWS EVERYTHING AND EATS THE CARROT THAT WUZ THROWN IN THE AIR* 

¨THank YOu for the CARROT!¨  

submitted by moonshine
(March 21, 2021 - 7:14 pm)

*gets doused in mayonnaise*

Bleck. What was that for?

*frowns and grabs the carrot from moonshine*

*spirints away and yeets the carrot at the sound of approaching footsteps* 

*turns around*

Ah, it's you, ____!

submitted by Jaybells, age Obscure, Lost in the Universe
(March 22, 2021 - 1:01 am)