Food fight!*

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Food fight!*

Food fight!

*squirts ketchup on nearest CBer's head* 

submitted by Food fight!!
(March 19, 2021 - 10:52 am)

Eh? I'll have to change my location to "lost in a pile of bbq chicken stips" I suppose

*sighs* 

How cruel, as a vegetarian, I never thought it would turn out like this

*sadly starts firing spicy mayonnaise cannons at everybody* 

submitted by Jaybells, age Obscure, Lost in the Universe
(March 25, 2021 - 1:31 am)

*freezes, livid*

Silver, you did not just-

ARGH ARE YOU KIDDING? RAW FISH??? ALL OVER ME???

And I thought I could trust you, Silver Crystal...

*dramatically poses in horror and betrayal* 

*sends a hoard of wild gingerbread men to chase Silver Crystal*

submitted by Jaybells, age Obscure, Lost in the Universe
(March 25, 2021 - 1:38 am)

*walks into the room* *wonders why I didn't come here sooner* *picks up an abandoned bottle of ketchup off the floor and squirts it at Lazerbat* *runs away*

submitted by Tealeaf
(March 25, 2021 - 6:45 am)

*Has somehow managed to miss everyone I throw a tomato at*
Okie dokie it's time to change plans!
*Shakes up some cans of soda*
*Aims at someone with a can* Muahahahahah

submitted by Toma
(March 25, 2021 - 7:32 am)

*yeets a tuna at Toma*

*silently dives for cover* 

submitted by Jaybells, age Obscure, Lost in the Universe
(March 25, 2021 - 2:12 pm)

*runs from ketchup and soda*

*finds pickles*

*dumps pickle juice everywhere leaving everyone soaking wet* 

submitted by Starchaser, age 13, Pyrrhia, (she/her)
(March 25, 2021 - 2:44 pm)

Jy: PREPARE YOURSE-

aMb: *confusedly takes out and fumble around a with a can of pineapple juice*

Jy: aMbER, nOoooooOooOOOOOOOoOooOO 

PAJ: *spurts everywhere, dousing everyone* 

submitted by Jaybells, age Obscure, Lost in the Universe
(March 26, 2021 - 2:31 am)

*finds an empty swimming pool*

*looks around*

*nobody is watching*

*wonders why this huge pool has been oblivious to this point*

*shrugs*

*grabs a ton *literally* of icing*

*throws it into the pool*

*starts swimming and throwing icing balls* 

submitted by NiteSkiies
(March 26, 2021 - 8:00 am)

*AH, Im soaking*

*pulls out vanilla cake*

*launches cake at person sqirting mustard* 

 

submitted by Lightning Girl, age 2,000,000
(March 26, 2021 - 10:45 am)

*Glares at tealeaf* You have made a dire mistake.

*Starts throwing pancakes like shurikens* 

submitted by Lazerbat
(March 26, 2021 - 11:52 am)

*finds a slice of pizza and scurries into the corner, nibbling silently*

submitted by Clementine, age 13
(March 26, 2021 - 2:26 pm)

*walks into the room*

*starts backing away*

*gets hit by pancake* LAZERBAT!! 

*throw lemon meringue pie at Lazerbat* 

submitted by peppermint, In the garden
(March 26, 2021 - 9:10 pm)

*sneaks up on Clementine*

*drops a salad on their head*

*runs away* 

submitted by Jaybells, age Obscure, Lost in the Universe
(March 27, 2021 - 2:15 am)

*gets hit by a pancake from Lazerbat* 

*wants revenge*

*grabs fistfulls of rainbow sprinkles*

*throws them at Lazerbat*

 

submitted by Tealeaf
(March 27, 2021 - 7:43 am)

*gets hit by pancakes and other various food*

*runs*

*finds cereal*

*throws cereal everywhere* 

submitted by Starchaser, age 13, Pyrrhia, (she/her)
(March 27, 2021 - 6:40 pm)