Catch the Crown!

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Catch the Crown!

Catch the Crown!

Something like Catch the Cookie, except that here it's the crown that you're trying to get. I noticed a tendency for that on Last to Post, and something like that needs its own thread...

Not that anyone will ever be able to take the crown away from me. As maker of this thread, I declare it my own, and as I'm obviously the queen as I obviously have the crown, I make it the first rule of this kingdom that no one can ever take it away from me.

submitted by Queen Amethyst, age many years
(May 16, 2023 - 8:08 pm)

Ah, but unless it is a law of nature I can still take it away. *snatches crown and hides it in the ocean, in a soumdproof place only I know* Now I am the king, so I make the second law that whomever takes this crown will be charged with a fine of the crown, which shall be delivered straight to the king and not with taxes and such. 

submitted by Sinusoidal
(May 17, 2023 - 9:09 am)

*Gallops in on a fire horse* Hello, I'll take that crown. You'll never catch meeee :D

submitted by Flamarestii
(May 17, 2023 - 9:12 am)

You have been charged with a fine of the crown. *snaps fingers* GUARDS! *guards come in really elegant walking* get my crown back now! *crown is retrieved, and presented to me in a special ceremony celebrating the retrieval of the crown*

submitted by Sinusoidal
(May 17, 2023 - 5:34 pm)
submitted by topestii
(May 17, 2023 - 9:15 am)

<iaecr> No, Origami. I cannot believe you are an AE's car (or maybe she means she's in an AE's car?)

submitted by Topethyst
(May 17, 2023 - 4:09 pm)

*Uses boat hook to snatch crown off of Flamarestii's head, grabs the crown, and runs away furiously*

It is mine!!!!

submitted by Seadragon
(May 17, 2023 - 6:15 pm)

I captured them first so you grabbed empty air. 

submitted by Sine
(May 18, 2023 - 9:07 am)

*takes crown from whoever has it*

*chucks Sinusoidal along with everybody else off of a cliff*

I now have the crown, and I'm making a rulebook for this thread. Nothing that isn't written in the rulebook is a legitimate rule, and I am making the first rule of this kingdom (is this Novis Terra?) as follows:

Rule 1: Nobody may declare themself the permanent owner of the crown. Your power only works while you are in possession of the crown, and once it is taken away from you you cannot lay claim to it without stealing it back first.

So therefore Sinusoidal cannot demand a tax from those who take the crown from him. Anyways, today I'm a demiboy and I'm using he/they pronouns, so I'm declaring myself the king (for now)!

submitted by Scuttles
(May 18, 2023 - 11:24 am)

Yes, but my rule was made BEFORE yours, so yours cannot override, and I will take that crown back. GUARDS!! 

submitted by Sinusoidal
(May 18, 2023 - 3:48 pm)

*scrambles up the cliff*

*distracts Scuttles by putting a chimp in front of him*
*snatches crown*
Rule 2: If anyone takes the crown away from the ruler, they must pay the crown back. As of right now the supreme ruler is The Great And Mighty Sinusoidal I. 
Rule 3: All potential crown challengers shall be thrown off the Cliff at the border of the kingdom to Mother Ocean. 
submitted by Sinusoidal
(May 18, 2023 - 4:02 pm)

Ahaha! I believe you haven't thought this through, dear king :3 *snatches crown from Sine* Or should I say, EX-king? *takes off in flight above everybody else* You see, THIS is my I put wings on my CBsona. I am prepared!! Now, bow to your king!! *cackles* Oh, and another thing... 

Rule 4: Overriding rule #2 (because as current King Writing, I have the right too)- No one must repay the crown! The crown is free! With no tax!!

Rule 5: The popcorn is now free


submitted by Writing_in_the_dark, age 13, Crowning himself
(May 18, 2023 - 5:23 pm)

Well, well. 

*Mission impossible theme plays as I creep up and snatch crown, placing it on my head in a coronation ceremony*
submitted by Golden Lion Tamarin
(May 18, 2023 - 7:03 pm)

*tackles Sinusoidal and takes crown*

*throws popcorn everyhwhere*

submitted by Scuttles
(May 19, 2023 - 6:48 am)

*Eats popcorn, then snatches crown and creates a popcorn kingdom. watches a movie*

submitted by Palm, age 12 moons, Rainwing Village, Pyrrhia
(May 19, 2023 - 7:37 pm)


Rule #5:all popcorn is now cheese and chocolate ¶) heheh 

submitted by Queen Lunasil
(May 19, 2023 - 10:15 pm)