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-What didst thou have for breakfast today, thou ungrateful consumer of eggs and bacon?
-What doth thy living room look like? (Hast thou a living room?)
-Be King Arthur or Robin Hood better?
-What be the funniest thing thou hast read on this website?
-Who be I?
Answer below, in right yeomanly medieval speech.
submitted by Knight of the RoundT, age (Table), The Round Table
(December 13, 2023 - 9:54 pm)
(December 13, 2023 - 9:54 pm)
Why, wonderful job, firsteth knight! Hawkstar, that be who I am.
(December 18, 2023 - 1:49 pm)
ach!
(December 18, 2023 - 8:23 pm)
Aye, thou art clever. Tis Moon Wolf!
(December 18, 2023 - 8:31 pm)
@Celine and KotRT - I hath not been aforementioned as of yet!
(December 18, 2023 - 1:54 pm)
-I hadst but a bowl of granola, and wereth hungry till lunch.
-My living room hadst two couches, a table, and many manuscripts. Illuminated manuscripts--a member of King Arthur's court would settle for nay less!
-Ay, King Arthur, o'course, how could thee ask so? The answer seems clear--but alas, nay, it isn't, for Camelot is filled with disloyal, lily-livered fopdoodles!
-'Tis an impossible task to name the single funniest, though the Lasteth to Posteth Thread boasts great mirth and merriment.
@Sir Percival, art thou Amethyst?
@Beefeater, art thou Hex?
Guess me if thee can!
Alas, I must goeth finish my chem--nay, alchemy homework! Godbwye!
(Did thee knoweth that 'Goodbye' came from a shortening of the phrase 'God be with ye' to 'God b w ye' which eventually became 'Godbwye' and then 'Goodbye'? Thee learn something new everyeth day!)
(December 18, 2023 - 10:17 pm)
- I hadst naught but air, for the cries of my stomach are weak and far between
- My living space is the same room as thy kitchen and miscellaneous-table-area, and in it: lo! some couches and a TV!
- I am loyal to none but myself!
- An impossible task, but if I hadst to name just one, I would say the great Lord Entropy's terminal, which has cracked me up many a lonely night
- @Sir Kay, perchance are you pangolin? And, yes, I did indeed know "goodbye", as I have read the noble book The Bookshop Girl, in which they ponder over this tidbit and hiw that "goodbye" doesn't have to be "farewell"
(December 18, 2023 - 11:47 pm)
@Dame Collette, be ye CelineBurningBright?
(December 19, 2023 - 11:04 am)
Alas, thou has gotten me! I am but pangolin.
Now! *draws sword* Let us fight for our hono-- *drops sword* Alas, thou has bested me before our duel has even beguneth! Some knight of the round table I am!
Art thou CelineBurning Bright, mayhaps? Or Bushy Tail?
(December 20, 2023 - 7:52 am)
@Sir Kay, are you calling me a disloyal, lily-livered fopdoodle??????!? I shall not stand for this! I still maintain that the best be that adventurous hero Robin Hood, and moreover, that you are a toffee-colored snail! However, my honor will not let me lie; alas! lo! you have guessed me. How, I do not know. Away from King Arthur's court, some do call me Amethyst. However, revenge!!! Be ye by any twist of chance - Jaybells? pangolin? or mayhap Lyric?
@Otho Knight o Tabel, your knowledge of the goode olde English language astounds me - nay, it knocks me flabbergasted! Be ye my old acquaintance Sinusoidal Polyglot? Ah, or Scuttles?
@Beefeater, ye unknown figure of chivalry, I do indeed suspect ye to be Lord Entropy or amari.
(December 19, 2023 - 12:45 pm)
*gasps loudly* I, a toffee-colored snail!?!?!? Nay, it is thee who is the toffee-colored snail! A toffee-colored snail who is also a...a...a court jester! Hmph! But alas! The toffee-colored snail has exacted revenge! For I am indeed pangolin.
(December 20, 2023 - 9:17 am)
Aye, thou hast guessest mein identity. Oh nein!
(December 21, 2023 - 12:43 pm)
All thou art bootless worms! My identity thou shalt never uncover, ye frog-spotted knaves!
(December 20, 2023 - 9:55 am)
Sir Gawain, are you that Scuttles?
(December 22, 2023 - 8:21 pm)
Hah! I hath not been guessed, as of yet, thee morons.
(December 21, 2023 - 7:38 am)
Thou callesr me a moron? Thou art truly a rapscallion! Have at thee! *Whips out rapier and lunges for mine enemies*
(December 22, 2023 - 7:26 pm)