-What didst thou

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

-What didst thou

-What didst thou have for breakfast today, thou ungrateful consumer of eggs and bacon?

-What doth thy living room look like? (Hast thou a living room?)

-Be King Arthur or Robin Hood better?

-What be the funniest thing thou hast read on this website?

-Who be I?

Answer below, in right yeomanly medieval speech.

submitted by Knight of the RoundT, age (Table), The Round Table
(December 13, 2023 - 9:54 pm)

@Beefeater, art thou Parody? Artemis? Jaybells? Or perchance Moon Wolf? And I be no moron; I be the brave Sir Tristan, and I shall challenge thee to a tournament if thou dost bestain mine honor!

@Sir Gawain, I suspect thee greatly of being Scuttles, and not Sir Gawain at all; for Gawain doth have something of a different style of speech, it seemeth to me.

submitted by Knight of the RoundT, age (Table), it's Poinsettia :)
(December 23, 2023 - 5:28 pm)

Bah! Fooey! Thee has't discovered my darkest secret... Thee rapscallions shall pay for thy misdoings!

*brandishes Dane axe furiously* 

submitted by Beefeater (Parody), age 13, She/Faer
(December 23, 2023 - 11:36 pm)

*jumps around brandishing sword in reply* XD

Even Iffy's feeling ferocious, she says "gxrar"! It's okay, Iffy, this is all in fun...

submitted by Knight of the RoundT
(December 24, 2023 - 11:53 am)

Alas and alack! Mine identity hath been guessed.

submitted by Scuttles , AKA Sir Gawain
(January 3, 2024 - 2:37 pm)