Chatterbox: Down to Earth

Hello, we are here to destroy you.

Surrender or die. Or join my army to dominate the world. Do not resist. Do not panic as that could end badly for you.

You have been warned.

Say farewell to life as you know it.

We have coffee.

*static* 

submitted by Shadow Dragon, age Infinity, Here To Stay
(October 26, 2015 - 7:55 pm)

back to the Down to Earth

I have no idea what's happening.

Somebody and St., do you allow hot chocolate? Because if so, I'll join your "team." 

submitted by hotairballoon
(October 31, 2015 - 10:16 am)

Good thing that l don't know, either.

submitted by Shadow Dragon, age Infinity, Here To Stay
(October 31, 2015 - 9:53 pm)

Yes, yes we do. 

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(November 1, 2015 - 3:46 pm)

I s'pose I'm with St. and Somebody. I'm not sure how much help I'll be, but I'll be here! :-)

submitted by Sydney C, age 13
(October 31, 2015 - 8:28 pm)

I don't know who I'm with...Coffee Toffee?

submitted by Katydid
(November 1, 2015 - 2:40 am)

I'll be on Shadow Dragon's team. As long as I can have hot cocoa, because I don't like coffee, but coffee toffee sounds interesting . . .

submitted by Cho Chang, age 12, In my dormitory
(November 1, 2015 - 7:56 am)

I allow hot chocolate and tea! I don't know about Somebody though.

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(November 1, 2015 - 10:39 am)

Well, who cares what she thinks? (jk) Let's have a hot chocolate party! Whipped cream for all!

submitted by hotairballoon
(November 2, 2015 - 7:07 pm)

I said I agreed! NOW WHERE'S THE ASIAN CHILI PEPPER SPICE, THE CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA FLAVORING, AND THE MINT TEA?? 

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(November 2, 2015 - 8:27 pm)

*Throws toffee at other peoples*

Eat the toffee! Join our side!

submitted by Shadow Dragon, age Infinity, NaNo Land
(November 2, 2015 - 9:57 pm)

Yeah, what Shadow Dragon said! Come to the dark side! *says this while throwing coffee toffee at everyone*

submitted by Cho Chang, age 12, At Hogwarts
(November 3, 2015 - 8:35 am)

But... I like toffee! I never thought I'd have to choose! XD

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(November 3, 2015 - 6:36 pm)

Come to the dork side. We have pi.

Sorry, I'm quoting science museum shirts (one I've seen says, "never trust an atom- they make up everything," which I find absolutely hilarious for no reason at all). 

Anyway, don't go to the Dark Side! Darth Vader is on the Dark Side! Granted, he's played by James Earl Jones, who voices Mufasa, who is certainly on the right side, but...regardless, the Dark Side's promises are empty! They promise coffee toffee, and what will you get? The wrappers they leave behind! But we will throw real candy to our audiences. We know the pigeons like Junior Mints (play references :-) ), and the geese like Twizzlers (again), and the duckies like goobers (again, play reference). We will really give you the treats you need!

We will never surrender! Huzzah! *raises fist triumphantly*

*end fakely dramatic speech* 

submitted by Sydney C., age 13
(November 3, 2015 - 8:10 pm)

I don't know about you guys, but I'm joining the side that serves Hot Chocalate. I don't drink coffee or tea.

submitted by Joan B. of Arc , age 13, Camelot
(November 4, 2015 - 7:09 pm)

We have TAU as well! Pi is for building things, Tau is for math! 

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(November 4, 2015 - 7:33 pm)
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