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Hello, we are here to destroy you.
Surrender or die. Or join my army to dominate the world. Do not resist. Do not panic as that could end badly for you.
You have been warned.
Say farewell to life as you know it.
We have coffee.
*static*
submitted by Shadow Dragon, age Infinity, Here To Stay
(October 26, 2015 - 7:55 pm)
(October 26, 2015 - 7:55 pm)
We build things! With toffee! And then we eat those things! And throw a party!
(November 4, 2015 - 9:35 pm)
Yeah, the coffee toffee works like Lego's!! You lick it and then stick it together!! It works like magic!!
(November 5, 2015 - 9:38 am)
It is magic and we're going to take over the world with it.
Mwhahahaha
And no one's going to stop us.
Cyclone says yumn. Yes, that's right, we're going to take over the world with candy.
(November 5, 2015 - 9:51 pm)
Let's build a fortress out of coffee toffee!!
(November 6, 2015 - 4:09 pm)
Coffee toffee? Please, we have laffy taffy.
PS: Team non-world-domination: we need a team discussion. What are our weapons? Allies? Are they just whatever we want?
In that case,
We shall defeat you with lightning striking pineapples! (Long story.)
Fflewddur says enkr. Encore! Encore! Encore!
(November 6, 2015 - 7:30 pm)
Okay, first of all, that is a HORRIBLE team name. xD
Second of all, lightning striking pineapples are one thing, but what about corn on the cob? It's hard and would probably hurt if you threw it at someone. We could even get Spyro to light it on fi--
[Spyro] I'm on Shadow Dragon's side, moron. And I just overheard your plan, so you'd better think of a new one.
I should've anticipated that.
[Spyro] Yeah, probably.
How about, uh... laffy taffy hand grenades?
[Spyro] Still here!
ARGHHHH, get out! Who let you in, anyway?
[Spyro] Er... that's classified! *flies off*
I still hate that guy.
Alright, so we're still short on ideas. At least we have hot chocolate. Hey, wait a second... how about we fill water balloons with - is he really gone?
Okay, good. Anyway, how about we fill water balloons with hot chocolate and throw them at people?
Well, it's a thought.
(November 6, 2015 - 8:33 pm)
Sorry everyone, forgot about the no AEs thing. I'm gonna go jump in a pit now.
Seriously, though. Hot chocolate water balloons? Anyone?
(November 7, 2015 - 4:05 pm)
It's alright :)
(November 8, 2015 - 1:14 am)
Shadow. I have fetched you some weaponry and made a few allies.
The Doctor.
Camp Half Blood.
Narnia.
The Elder Wand.
Excalibur.
I also bribed a wand maker to make me a specilized wand, with a core made out of Veela, unicorn, and theastral hair. They don't generally work together, but the binding Ili wood makes them all work together. You can have the elder wand if I can keep this one, ok?
(November 6, 2015 - 7:51 pm)
Hey what about a wand for me? :( Fine then, if you two both get wands then I get to command the troops :)
(November 7, 2015 - 8:29 am)
First of all, hi, I'm new to the Chatterbox. Second of all, COFFEE TOFFEE FOREVER!
(November 7, 2015 - 5:11 pm)
Yay! We have Kitty Pryde on our side!! Can I call you that KittyGirl? She is/was an awesome Marvel superhero.
(November 8, 2015 - 3:33 pm)
Sure! I'm not sure what/who you are talking about, but sure!
(November 10, 2015 - 5:58 pm)
Go Coffee toffee!!!! World domination through candy!!!! Yum!
(November 15, 2015 - 3:25 pm)
I want to lead an opposing army that also wants to take over the world. We have tea! We will take over the world with VEGETABLES!!! We build our forts and stuff out of them because we don't have to eat them afterwards. I have massive silver wings and a bow. The arrows have obsidian heads tipped with veggiestone. The bow is made of Tigerwood and never breaks. The string makes music every time an arrow hits home. And the veggiestone makes fresh veggies appear wherever they hit! Bwahaha!
(November 24, 2015 - 10:17 am)