WORLD DOMINATION

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

WORLD DOMINATION

WORLD DOMINATION THREAD

It's baaacckkk! Some of you might have heard about World Domination threads, which has been going on for years. Here is one that went on during 2013: http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/115071

So who wants to take over this world? BHR said in 2013 that by 2033 (20 years later) CBers would rule the world. Let's continue on that dream! I will have one side, and I need a volunteer for the other side. Whoever wants the role and says so will get it, so first come first serve.

First step after getting our second leader: Recruit team members.

Second step: WORLD DOMINATION

Let's begin, and become the most powerful nation in the world! 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 15, The Future
(January 10, 2017 - 11:03 pm)

Count me in! "I'd rather be devicive, than indecicive..."

Aaah! Whoever calls me first gets me on there on their side. And, just so you have an incentive...

"It must be nice, it must be nice! To have a [Newsie] on your side!"

XD. Somebody help. 

 

submitted by Brooklyn Newsie
(January 11, 2017 - 9:19 pm)

Join me! Fandoms forever.

submitted by Gared
(January 11, 2017 - 10:09 pm)

Brooklyn Newsie, it would be good to have a Newsie on our side! Will you join the Capere Army and our fight for World Domination?

submitted by General Ashlee G.
(January 11, 2017 - 10:11 pm)

Should we make charries?

@Gared: Can I join your side?! 

 Name: Bibliophile

Age: 13

Personality: Knows some random stuff! (Yoplait yogurt has more sugar than the Yoplait Simply Go-gurt.)  Has amazingly bad aim. Extremely bookish. Ravenpuff. Ok at War Stragety (that's not how that's  spelled...)? Likes pasta and dumplings. Likes to act. Can sing, but can't read music. Can write ok. Usually a  pacifist, so we'll see how this turns out...

Affiliations: Hopeful Team Gared member! 

Looks: Dirty blonde (or dishwater blonde, there's plenty of unflattering names for it) hair, slightly  wavy, cut a bit past the shoulders. Wearing something blue, most likely with jeans, possibly a  sweater. Pale skin, but not vampiric. Grey-blue eyes, with a faded green ring in the iris. Not wearing any makeup, and a geeky looking pair of dark blue glasses.

(A creepy internet person's guide to trying to find me!) 

submitted by Bibliophile
(January 11, 2017 - 10:08 pm)

Anyone can join my army of Fanpeople. Welcome.

submitted by Gared
(January 11, 2017 - 11:06 pm)

Yay, I'm a fanperson!

submitted by Bibliophile
(January 12, 2017 - 4:11 pm)

Anyone can join my army of Fanpeople. Welcome.

submitted by Gared
(January 11, 2017 - 11:06 pm)

I am a specialist in covert ops who's happy to join teams with anyone who offers me the clear moral high ground. I have suit that harnesses Pim Particle tech to shrink me down to the size of a ant, making me the perfect size to do any secret missions. 

submitted by Mirax T. , age 12, The Pulsar Skate
(January 11, 2017 - 10:19 pm)

*Stares wide-eyed* *Shakes head in shock* How on earth did you get hold of such amazing technology? My army would love to have you on our side! The most important thing for us is liberty, freeing our people of all the hundreds of world leaders, allowing people to one: live freely, and two: role play in public without being stared at like they're crazy. Will you join our cause, Mirax?

submitted by General Ashlee G.
(January 11, 2017 - 11:28 pm)

Well, I will provide liberty and all that stuff, but make not only RPing, but FANPERSONING socially acceptable.

submitted by Gared
(January 12, 2017 - 12:57 am)

Well, Mirax, maybe our side isn't as perfectly pure and free as Ashlee's claims to be, but we might be willing to offer you a little... something for your talent.

submitted by hotairballoon
(January 12, 2017 - 7:28 am)

Yes, he is correct.

submitted by Gared
(January 12, 2017 - 12:54 pm)

BEHOLD: the Fandomblaster. It blasts rays of higly concentrated Fanpersoning. To operate, merely rant about your favorite book, TV show, comic, graphic novel, video game, webseries, trading card game, card game, board game, or toys. Everyone on my side gets one!

CAPTCHA says M\memg. Memes? My CAPTCHA likes memes? 

submitted by Gared
(January 11, 2017 - 10:19 pm)

*Reaches out with wide eyes toward a grenade* Ooohhh what's this?

*Slaps his hand away* Do not touch that, you deranged, irresponsible brother! That is a grenade for goodness sake.

A deranged what?

Ignore that. Zeon, shall we join this World Domination thread or not?

Nah, I am not one for fighting.

I wish I could, but... what side do I support? Fandom or liberty? Fandom or liberty? Due to this, I shall not join either side at the moment.

Or just don't join at all. Surf the waves, master video games, laugh at people falling off surf boards on YouTube, sleep, do something.

Or be a literate AE as we are, and do something civilized and intellectual.

Hmm... Not my style, Quill. 

submitted by Zeon and Quill
(January 11, 2017 - 10:35 pm)

I will be joining this war! (Only I'll be neutral. No generals for me)

submitted by Scylla
(January 11, 2017 - 11:00 pm)