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Inside Jokes
Tell me inside jokes you have!! With your friends, with your families, with each other! I love hearing other people's inside jokes (but they're funnier out of context).
I might add some I have with my friends later.
submitted by Violet, age 16, the library
(July 8, 2017 - 7:10 pm)
(July 8, 2017 - 7:10 pm)
-"jerry i want a cuppachino"
- "mini-cooper"
(August 1, 2017 - 5:01 pm)
-"I KNOW STRATEGY!"
-"AAAHH! SPIDER!"
-"The moolah is MINE."
-"*****'s all time smash hits to hum!"
(***** is a name.)
(August 1, 2017 - 5:58 pm)
Me: *in super serious voice* Guess what?
My brother: What?
Me:
My brother:
Me:
My brother:
Me: ... I'm a pigeon. (turns away with straight face)
"Look at dem stranders over der,"
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN A FIERY INFERNO!!!!!!
Oh, my Lord and Queen Jeseed Chriggs in Hamilheaven, WHAT IS GOING ON?!
(August 2, 2017 - 9:55 pm)
"There's a HOLE in my grilled cheese!"
...
"Do not have a TOFU FACE!"
...
"Chirp, chirp. ANGELCHICKA! Chirp, chirp. SHELLIZA! And EGGY! The Flyler sisters!"
...
Me: You know how they say there's someone out there for everyone?
My friend: Yeah?
Me: I'm pretty sure whoever was my person must have died in infancy. Or maybe their mother had a miscarriage. Either or.
...
My friend: Well, just because you made a list called '45 Reasons No One Would Or Should Ever Want To Marry Me' doesn't mean no one will! What if someone asked you to marry them?
Me: I would throw a bucket of ice at their face, show them the list, and send them to a doctor. In fact, that would never happen, because I would do that when they just asked me out in the first place!
My friend: MAYBE YOU SHOULD ADD STUBBORNNESS AND REFUSAL TO SEE THAT YOU'RE AWESOME TO YOUR LIST!
Me: Oh, I have! And I am awesome; I just don't think anyone should want to marry me!
My friend: AGHHH!
(This isn't really an inside joke, but it was funny. I actually have that list, btw XD)
(August 2, 2017 - 10:09 pm)
I just got back from camp, so I have a lot.
"DA COWWWWWW!!!"
"TARDIS poncho"
"She's under the bed with a pickle"
"Coconuts are not eggs!"
"Birds can't use the phone if they're on fire"
Yeah.
(August 4, 2017 - 3:54 pm)
- Sheffon Baker
- "Peanut butter is not sunscreen!"
- "I'm too amazing to go to Trials!" *hair flips*
(August 5, 2017 - 8:29 pm)