SURVEY TIME 2:

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

SURVEY TIME 2:

SURVEY TIME 2: REVENGE OF THE SURVEY!

Is it time for a new survey here? Yes. Yes it is. BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND, IT IS... *drumroll* SURVEY TIME! ABRAKAZAMO! *Waves hands around like Octodad*

1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?

 

2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?

 

3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?

 

4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?

 

5. Is your existance purely an illusion?

 

6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?

 

7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?

 

8. Do you think I am a psychopath?

 

10. What is the color of the sky where you live?

 

10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

 

11. What is the last song you listened to?

 

12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.

 

14. What is the answer to this question?

 

15. Can you hear the people singing?

 

16. What is a weird habit you have?

 

11. Did you notice the numbers?

 

18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?

 

19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

 

20. Have you about had it with these questions?

 

21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?

 

22. What is your favorite fruit?

 

23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?

 

24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?

 

25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?

 

26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?

 

27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

 

28. What is your favorite music genre? 

 

29. Do you think I need a haircut?

 

30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?

 

31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?

 

END OF SURVEY

submitted by General Waffleson, age -456, The Breakfast Kingdom!
(June 3, 2018 - 12:42 pm)

1. Did you take part in my previous surveys? 

I believe so. Here we go again. I could be playing Minecraft right now...*sighs* 

2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?

A book? Or maybe a hat, but I don't wear sunhats very much. 

3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?

Some of them completely suck; some are okay. 

4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?

Ooh. *Winces* Umm...movies that are book-to-movie adaptions? Ha...ha....uh....Inkheart wasn't that great....Ella Enchanted wasn't that great but at least it was at least partly amusing... 

5. Is your existance purely an illusion?

Probably. 

6. There is a cardboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?

(again) Ooh. Cardboard. Scissors. Tape. Glue. Staples. SHARPIES. Omigosh. Well, is it ducktape?

7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?

Not technically. 

8. Do you think I am a psychopath?

Sometimes. Not really. But sometimes I could. 

10. What is the color of the sky where you live?

Blue. Sometimes grey or black. Green. Red.  

10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Well, it's online, that's for sure. 

11. What is the last song you listened to?

Oh, well...hm. Something on the radio. It might've been...well, it was one of those songs that they keep playing over and over right now. I'm even getting tired of Taylor Swift's Delicate. I heard it like three times last night. But today? I don't know. It might've been...oh shoot, I have to get off. Quick, finish the survey! 

12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Is it an American or Australian swallow? Aww, I could've come up with better substitutes for that but I'm running out of timeeeee.

13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.

Not really. 

14. What is the answer to this question?

15. Can you hear the people singing? 

Should we call your therapist? 

16. What is a weird habit you have?

Biting the inside of my cheek. No. Yes? 

11. Did you notice the numbers?

I couldn't help it when I was respacing the questions. 

18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?

It's a wrap, I thought you'd know that. Oh no. I hate this question. 

19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

Probably around 23,000. *Dissolves into hysterical panicked giggles* 

20. Have you about had it with these questions?

WELL I NEED TO GO PLAY MINECRAFT LIKE RIGHT NOW SO YEAAAAH...? 

21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?

Sure. Whatever. No. I don't. I like Star Trek though. 

22. What is your favorite fruit?

Don't. 

23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?

Don't. 

24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?

A Bertie Bott's Every Flavo(u)r Bean--I think it might've been earthworm, I'm pretty sure I felt really sick after smelling the vomit one. 

25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?

(Not available for questioning; have been sent to a secluded luxury home somewhere in the back of Leafpool's mind for a while) 

26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?

"I like the llamas." Really.

27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet? 

*Sticks out tongue because she's too tired to make a witty remark* 

28. What is your favorite music genre? 

Pop. Probably. I also like rap, alt rock and Lindsey Stirling. 

29. Do you think I need a haircut?

No. 

30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?

yioe. 

31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?

Don't ask me; I'm not sure if I've ever said them in my life.

*grimaces and types in CAPTCHA* 

 

submitted by Leafpool, age Finite, This side of reality
(June 3, 2018 - 1:30 pm)

1. I think so.

2. A book, probably.

3. They're usually terrible, but when they're good, they're REALLY good.

4. "The Dark Knight" or "Attack of the Clones"

5. My existence isn't, but the world around me may be... how would we know if we're living in reality or the Matrix?

6. A really awesome fort.

7. Yes. It was great.

8. You're just as sane as I am.

10. Blue.

10. Like I said, it could be the Matrix.

11. "Guys and Dolls (Reprise)"

12. I don't know.

13. Yeah, it was really interesting. It involved my friend throwing me out a window and then eating cheese.

14. The answer to this question.

15. SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN

16. Raising one eyebrow.

11. Yes.

18. It's disgusting. That's way too much bread/tortilla/whatever.

19. None.

20. Nah, I'm doing fine.

21. No. 

22. Pineapple.

23. Lin-Manuel Miranda.

24. Yes. Seasoned kale. It was horrible.

25. N/A (I don't have AES)

26. "Wassup, bro." No, not really. I don't know.

27. The letter green, at a nine.

28. Theatre or jazz.

29. Definitely.

30. iuam

31. Possibly. 

submitted by Zeus, Idaho
(June 3, 2018 - 1:33 pm)
submitted by General TOPPleson
(June 3, 2018 - 7:25 pm)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS LES MIS

submitted by elementgirl18917
(June 5, 2018 - 6:10 pm)

*shuffles survey papers nervously"

Um, hi.. Ahem.

1. Nope, I'm new.

 

2. I probably tried our large clothes basket once.  And was smaller at the tim to boot.  But if not... then a book boring, I know XD)

 

3. Some are good, some are bad.  Like cookies.

 

4. OOH!  The Ethel Merman Anything Goes special.  I was in Anything Goes at a community theater and wantd to, you know, watch it once.  And if you've seen Anything Goes, you can appreciate how awful this show was.  You know the character Hope Harcourt?  Y'know, THE MAIN ROMANTIC LEAD?  They cut her and basically combined her character with Reno, who was played by Ethel Merman (sorry but I actually was never fond of EThel...).  Also, it was way too short to have the full beauty of Cole Porter's plot.  And there were commercial breaks, which is normal.  But in the version we were watching they still had the COMMERCIALS for some reason. Iy's good for a laugh, though. Look it up.

Sorry about that.

 

5. No, because the color orange.

 

6. I take the fact that an infintite box exists and make philosiphers cry.

 

7. Yes, I went to surf camp.  It was fun, but there was an insane amount of sea lice :p

 

8. I don't know you, but as only 1% of the populations are psycopath I would have to guess no...

 

10. Dark blue.

 

10. CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE.... NO ESCAPE FROM REALITYYYYY

 

11. "Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You).  Actually not one of my favorite genres, but I had it in one of my Scratch projects.  It's still playing in the headphones, actually.

 

12. African or European?  C'mon, I need more information.

 

13. I made a stopmotion where I killed my Playmobil in a variety of ways.

 

14. Another question?

 

15. Yes, I can hear strains of Kelly Clarkson from the orange headphones lying on my des--

Singing the songs of angry men, these are the voices of a people who will not be slaves aggaainn.

 

16. I like to make up names for my evil cat.  She's Lady Macbeth incarnate.

 

11. Now I did.

 

18. Neither, it's pure happieness.

 

19. 42

 

20. Nope.  Unlike the Mongols, I am not bored.

 

21. ...Yup.  Do you?

 

*static* Mothership- the CBers have found us!!

 

22. Pomegranate all the way, baby.

 

23. Me.  I don't think that I could live the rest of my life after an experience like that.

 

24. Yes.  I ate two handfuls of sand when I was little.  I ate one, decided that I liked it... and ate another.  I ate everything when I was a small person.

 

25. I popped into existence when this question was mad, BUT I LIKE THEMMM!

Boy oh boy, my first AE.

 

26. I sang along to a close harmony swing version of "I WIll Survive", does that count?

 

27. Dwarf hamsters.

 

28. Showtunes, 40's/50's swing, 80s, and little children's music.

...Alice the camel had: one hump!

 

29. Do I look like a mirror?

 

just kidding, I'm sorry.  I'm sure you're fine.

 

30. Efrk.  I can imagine that noise comingout of my mouth.

 

31. Hmmm... But if we used them more, would they lose some of their uniqueness?

submitted by Marigold, The State of Mind
(June 3, 2018 - 9:28 pm)

1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?

Yes. The surveys were lovely.

2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?

My school binder. It fell off my head and it landed in my toe. It hurt.

3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?

I generally don't care for them, unless they were made well.

4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?

Birdemic: Shock and Terror. I don't know why I watched it. It was terrible.

5. Is your existance purely an illusion?

Maybe.

6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?

I make the best cardboard house EVER.

7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?

I've been to a summer camp. It was fun. I especially liked the food there.

8. Do you think I am a psychopath?

Maybe. It's hard to know.

10. What is the color of the sky where you live?

Gray and white.

10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...

11. What is the last song you listened to?

The Love Song from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I'm not well-versed in the airspeed velocities of unladen swallows. 

13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.

I've made stop animation movies. They're weird.

14. What is the answer to this question?

15 gallons of root beer.

15. Can you hear the people singing?

Are they singing the song of angry men, is it the music of the people who will not be slaves again?

16. What is a weird habit you have?

I wouldn't say any of my habits are weird, per say.

11. Did you notice the numbers?

Now I did.

18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?

Neither. It's a monstrosity.

19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

I don't know. I do know how many Lowe's would Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe's.

20. Have you about had it with these questions?

Nope. And I never will.

21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?

Only if they believe in me.

22. What is your favorite fruit?

A tomato.

23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?

My fourth grade math teacher.

24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?

I ate an energy bar made with cricket flour. It was gross.

25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?

Quirker is okay, for the most part.

Eh. 

26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?

"There is a Goetic demon called Bael who has three heads!"

27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Lampshade. 

28. What is your favorite music genre? 

It depends on what mood I 'm in.

29. Do you think I need a haircut?

Yes. You look like a llama with a mullet right now.

30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?

'fubm'. I don't know either.

31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?

Yes.

 

By the way, this survey was stellar! 

 

CRICKET flour??! Yikes!

Admin for Cricket

submitted by Quirker, age 14
(June 3, 2018 - 10:11 pm)

1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?

Probably...?  I don't remember.

2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?

My history textbook.

3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?

Usually I think they're pretty bad, but a couple that follow the books are pretty good. 

4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?

Being honest?  Inside Out.  Don't judge me, I have bad taste.

5. Is your existance purely an illusion?

NEVER

6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?

A BOX HOUSE!  Like what you would see when you see a cat hiding in a box, except human-sized.

7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?

I don't go to any summer camps.

8. Do you think I am a psychopath?

NEVER

10. What is the color of the sky where you live?

Pale light blue.  It's summer so obviously it should be light at 8:10.

10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

This is not the real life.  This is also fantasy.

11. What is the last song you listened to?

Bathtub Mermaid, by Mili, covered by UmbraticForest.  (Listening to it currently, actually.)

12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I don't remember.

13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.

I made a movie trailer with my friends for an assignment once.  It was for the book "Artemis Fowl" by Eoin Colfer, and I played Artemis.  It was really cringe.  At one point we stopped being serious about it and acted out the scenes basically making fun of the book.  There was a lot of Naruto-running and dragging each other by the feet.  I also got to kidnap one of my closest friends, who was playing Holly.

14. What is the answer to this question?

What is the answer to this question.

15. Can you hear the people singing?

what people?  *Looks around*  I only hear my computer...

16. What is a weird habit you have?

I sit weird on the couch.  Like lying down with your legs on top of the back.  My mom keeps telling me to stop but I don't because it's more comfortable than regular for me.

11. Did you notice the numbers?

Now that you say that, yes I do.

18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?

It's a burrito-wich.

19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

I'm confused.

20. Have you about had it with these questions?

NEVER

21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?

Yes.

22. What is your favorite fruit?

WATERMELON!!!  Oh and cucumbers.

23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?

It has to be a real person?  Then probably my friend from school, who has the most beautiful singing voice I've ever heard considering everyone says I'm really good.  And he sings with the most emotion ever I wish I could do that as good as him.

24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?

OH MY G-SHARP YES.  I ate a thousand-year-old egg for 5 dollars once.  It tasted super bad, and looked even worse.

25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?

I mean, Lucy doesn't suck, but she doesn't let me do anything fun.

That tends to be the case when fun for you basically means blowing stuff up and setting things on fire.

I like Lucy.  She's pretty cool, and we could perform together if her piano wasn't so out of tune.

I have basically dedicated myself to making sure Lucy progresses in her art, which is why my name is Sketch Paint.  She called me that because I'm supposed to be kind of like motivation to keep her drawing.  So I like her, and I feel a strong connection. 

26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?

I don't talk a lot, much less say cool stuff.  I mean, I did sing the lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody, so I guess some of those?

27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

THURSDAY

28. What is your favorite music genre? 

Alternative Rock or Pop-Rock.

29. Do you think I need a haircut?

Well, since I don't know what you look like, I'll say no just because YOU DO YOU BUDDY. 

30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?

xnvb.  I wonder what Elena is saying.

31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?

YES.

submitted by Lucy B., age 14!!!!!!!, Emmilvien
(June 3, 2018 - 10:29 pm)

1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?

 No.

2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?

 A large pillow.

3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?

 The book is always better. Unless the movie came first.

4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?

 That depends. Does WORST mean most badly made, or one I didn’t like?

5. Is your existance purely an illusion?

 I don’t think so. But then again I’ve never been able to see through illusions well.

6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?

 A massive cardboard fort. And I will name it Fort Box.

7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?

 No, I’ve never been.

8. Do you think I am a psychopath?

 No. After all, you did put this together.

10. What is the color of the sky where you live?

 Blue. But I can’t see the sky right now, because of clouds.

10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

 I think so. See #5.

11. What is the last song you listened to?

I don’t remember. 

12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 I’m not sure.

13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.

 Once I helped make a movie, but we never finished, so I don’t know if that counts.

14. What is the answer to this question?

 12. (There’s a story there.)

15. Can you hear the people singing?

No. 

16. What is a weird habit you have?

 I have decided to not answer this.

11. Did you notice the numbers?

 Yes. Very quickly.

18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?

 It’s neither. It’s a sandwich wrapped it a tortilla.

19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

 A lot.

20. Have you about had it with these questions?

 No. These are very entertaining.

21. Do you believe in extraterrestrials?

 Yes.

22. What is your favorite fruit?

 Watermelon.

23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?

 Myself.

24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?

 Not really.

25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?

Byann: My CBer is great! I just wish sometimes I had a little more freedom to blow stuff up. 

26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?

 I haven’t said much interesting today, so probably something in one of these answers.

27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

 Mongoose.

28. What is your favorite music genre? 

 I don’t know. I like quite a few genres.

29. Do you think I need a haircut?

 Yes. Defiantly.

30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?

buzf

31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?

I hear “shenanigans” a lot, but “stellar” should be used more

submitted by Fireburst
(June 3, 2018 - 10:55 pm)

1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?

Why, yes. Yes I did. 

2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?   

A plastic bucket. (Well, technically I didn't balance it because it fell off.)  

3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?    

The filmakers must be VERY CAREFUL or else the movie will be panned by its book fandom. That being said, they can do a good job. Lemony snicket's netflix series is awesome. Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (the old one) is really good. I thought A Wrinkle in Time was pretty good. I mean, they vary from the books slightly, but it's good enough to pass.

4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?

Hoo hoo hoo. The Emoji Movie. Or the Fifty-million plot-free Emoji Money Making Machine.

5. Is your existance purely an illusion?    

Cogito, ergo sum. 

6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?  

An epic city.    

7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?   

Yes. And oh gosh, it was awesome. Any of my fellow RED DRANK fans out there? No? Mas aqua?

8. Do you think I am a psychopath?  

No. No I don't.

10. What is the color of the sky where you live?    

Kinda grayish blue? 

10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?   

How should I know? I'm just a poor boy, and nobody loves me.  

11. What is the last song you listened to?    

Never gonna give you up. 

12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?    

An averege of 24 miles per hour. Of course, it varies between species.

13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.    

I'm making a movie with my sister's friends this summer. It's called Blanc, Noir, and Royal Blue, and it's a mystery about the three royal blue artifacts being stolen. The joke is that the entire movie is shot in black and white. 

14. What is the answer to this question?    

NO WAY LEMON SQUEEZY 

15. Can you hear the people singing?    

*Listens intently* Is it the music of a people who will not be slaves again?

16. What is a weird habit you have?    

Hmm... I'm not sure 

11. Did you notice the numbers?    

Yes. 

18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?    

It's a sandwich flavored burrito. 

19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?    

I have absolutely no idea.

20. Have you about had it with these questions?    

No. 

21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?    

Germs. On Mars. Martian Germs! 

22. What is your favorite fruit?    

PLUMS. YUM YUM YUM. I love plums. Fortunately for me it's almost plum season. 

23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?    

Um... I don't know. 

24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?  

No.  

25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?    

AE? Pbfff. What's THAT? (I don't have one.) 

26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?    

It's 7:20 in the a.m. I've barely said anything today. 

27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Me!     

28. What is your favorite music genre?     

Probably classic rock at the moment.

29. Do you think I need a haircut?    

I have absoulutely no idea.

30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?    

ivcd. Kinda souds like you could sing it, actually. I V C D

31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused? 

Heck yes. 

 

submitted by Alizarine, age unknown, whereabouts uninteresting
(June 4, 2018 - 6:25 am)

1. Did you take part in my previous surveys? I... think so?

2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head? Hm... a package of 50 gel pens, I think. I dunno. I like putting things on my head.

3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations? Depends on the book and the movie. Princess Bride, turning it into a movie was the best idea ever. It was fabulous, truly. But Percy Jackson? They never should have done that. Ever.

4. What is the WORST movie you've seen? Probably the Percy Jackson movies, for just being so far from the books. Infinity War, too, not for content but for making me cry. What's your definition of "worst"? Was it a badly made movie? Did it make you feel bad? What?

5. Is your existance purely an illusion? I am actually rather upfront about everything and I don't "hide behind a smile" or anything. If there's something wrong I let people know.

6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make? A transmogrifier! :)

7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun? Yes, I've been to several! They've all been such fun.

8. Do you think I am a psychopath? No, but perhaps a high functioning sociopath.

10. What is the color of the sky where you live? Right now? Cloudy grey.

10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...

11. What is the last song you listened to? Um, well, in my head it was Bohemian Rhapsody, because, the last question. But the last song I listened to through headphones was the Star Trek Beyond theme song from a Star Trek music compilation.

12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? African or European?

13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it. Yes. It was a remake of the Princess Bride. We shall not speak of this. (Though I do make a pretty great Westley.)

14. What is the answer to this question? 42

15. Can you hear the people singing? No more words, no more words, it's a time that is dead, there are words, that are better unheard, better unsaid...

16. What is a weird habit you have? Always clearing calculators.

11. Did you notice the numbers? Yes. So now I have a question-- why?

18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito? I believe that it is a tortilla-wrapped sandwich.

19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? Not even Calvin knows! But I'd say that it'd depend on how many villages there were nearby.

20. Have you about had it with these questions? Nope.

21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials? Only if they phone home.

22. What is your favorite fruit? Strawberries or peaches

23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be? I dunno... maybe an actor or actress while they were filming, so that my switcheroo could be forever documented. Preferably a Marvel actor/actress.

24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it? Uh, probably, but I've blocked all unpleasant foods from my mind.

25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer? You know what, she can be a little annoying sometimes, always trying to mother hen me. But I do understand that it's for the best, and she does keep me safe. I just wish she would work a little faster writing her novel so that I could get more of my memories back...! Hey! I'm trying!

26. What is the coolest thing you've said today? I haven't really spoken at all today, so I'll bend the rules a bit and use something I said yesterday. (This is a direct quote from my health class.) "THIS MAN DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STRESS AND PANIC! SHORT TERM STRESS DOES NOT MEAN THAT 'YOUR HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT'!" (The thing in single quotes, about a house burning down, is an example my online health teacher used for short-term stress. NOPE, THAT IS PANIC.)

27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet? Haha, joke's on you-- I'm slightly synesthesiac!

28. What is your favorite music genre? Movie soundtracks and epic music. I don't know if that's a technical 'genre', but it's the music I like. TSFH, Star Trek, and Marvel are some of the best.

29. Do you think I need a haircut? Depends. Do you think you need a haircut?

30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post? itut

31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused? Um, yes!

~Starseeker 

submitted by Starseeker, age 156 moons, Enterprise
(June 4, 2018 - 10:32 am)

1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?

I don't know.

2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?

I don't know.

3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?

I don't know. No, I'm kidding. I think in most cases you can't fit as much in a movie as in a book, so the story suffers when it's changed into a movie.

4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?

2001 a Space Odessey. Judge my taste in movies if you like, but I hate that movie. It was over-hyped for me, and a stayed up later then I was planning on because I had been told it was so good, so when it finished I was tired and disappointed. But all that aside, they had a really good plot going, and then they just threw in a bunch of flashing lights and space babies, it got really confusing, and then it ended. They really could have gone somewhere cool with the plot, but they wasted it.

5. Is your existance purely an illusion?

I think therefore I am. So no. But we could all just be brains in vats, sure.

6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?

An infinitely big cardboard castle.

7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?

No.

8. Do you think I am a psychopath?

No...? Should I?

10. What is the color of the sky where you live?

Right now? A kinda grayish white.

10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Doesn't really matter to me.

11. What is the last song you listened to?

Some piece from Swan Lake. It's what my alarm was this morning.

12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Is it an african or asian swallow?

13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.

I acted in a movie my brother made. I was a random extra in a bar. I am writing a screen play though, and I have ideas for a few more. 

14. What is the answer to this question?

42

15. Can you hear the people singing?

I am capable of it, but I do not currently hear anyone singing.

16. What is a weird habit you have?

I don't know if I have a weird habit. I can't think of one right now.

11. Did you notice the numbers?

Yes. I was watching for something like that.

18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?

It's a sandwich burrito.

19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

They woard hoard as many boards as the Mongols coard, if the Mongols coard hoard boards.

20. Have you about had it with these questions?

No, I like these ones.

21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?

I think it's possible they exist, but I don't they there's any rational ones. 

22. What is your favorite fruit?

Some kind of berry probably. 

23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?

I wouldn't.

24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?

I ate tripe once. For those who don't know, tripe is the lining of a cow's stomach. It didn't actually taste bad, but its texture is terrible. 

25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?

 

.....

(Sib hasn't been around much anymore.)

26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?

Can I have a hug? (Said to my 3 year old nephew, who refused)

27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Square.

28. What is your favorite music genre? 

I don't have one.

29. Do you think I need a haircut?

I don't know, I can't see you. 

30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?

bxkh

31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?

No, if anything they're overused. 

submitted by Impunity Jane
(June 4, 2018 - 11:09 am)

1. Did you take part in my previous surveys? 

Yup

2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?

A large wooden log

3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?

Love em

4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?

The Bee movie or Minions OR Dispicable Me 2 and 3

5. Is your existance purely an illusion?

Nope! God put me here for a reason!

6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?

A huge trogan horse. OH YEAH BABY

7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?

SO much fun! Just came back from Fellowship of Christian Athlete camp and soon Ill be at New Life Bible Camp where they have horse rides and zipline and really fun games

8. Do you think I am a psychopath?

Possibly

10. What is the color of the sky where you live?

A soft robin egg blue and big poofy clouds 

10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Yup! Its real alright! Also you doubled the tens

11. What is the last song you listened to?

RIght now Im listening to Petite Chanson by JOHNNY CRAWFORD! OMG HES SO CUTEEE

12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I have no idea but I KNOW ITS PROBABLY ALOT

13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.

Yes. Im actually Peter Jackson

14. What is the answer to this question?

Yes

15. Can you hear the people singing?

SINGIN THE SONG OF ANGRY MENNNNN (Hugh Jackman all da way!!)

16. What is a weird habit you have?

I like cracking my nuckles? 

11. Did you notice the numbers?

Yup

18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?

Its abviously a chaco taco. Always a chaco taco.

19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

No, its how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuc could chuck wood? CHUCK!

20. Have you about had it with these questions?

Nope

21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?

Nope

22. What is your favorite fruit?

MANGO!!!

23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?

A famous football star or something. Ooo maybe Selena Gomez... 

24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?

Ummm food 

25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?

She's pretty cool. We both like youtube so thats awesome. She plays a mean game of Ping pong. *Mic drop*

26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?

JESUS!!! Hes cool

27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Pineapples

28. What is your favorite music genre? 

Rock, pop, oldies, classical ALLOFIT

29. Do you think I need a haircut?

Depends. When the last time you did a cartwheel?

30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?

cokg

31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?

Enough of this shenanigans, Im totally to stellar for this kinda survey 

submitted by Tuxedo Kitten
(June 4, 2018 - 12:05 pm)

Yay, survey!

1) Nope.

2) Um... probably  peacock feather. It's awfully big, but not that heavy.

3) Sometimes good, sometimes horrible.

4) My art class friend, who we will call Lollie for now, showed me an animated adaptation of Phantom of the Opera. Rip-off diseny animation, horrible voice acting... and oh god, what happened to the Phantom. We both agreed it was horrible.

5) Probably.

6)A bunch of smaller boxes >:3

7) Once, in kindergarten. It was basically school over the summer. Biggest waste of summer ever.

8) Nope!

9) Bright powder blue with fluffy white clouds.

10) The world may never know... *twirls invisible mustache*

11) A remix of Animalistic

12) I... have no idea.

13) Well, yes. It was with my best friend, about a kid who lives by themselves in a dangerous house but is saved by their imaginary friend (who I played). We performed it live while our parents filmed and we won 1st place and a special award, since it was for a competition.

14) *goofy voice* once upon a time I was climbing up a brick wall when suddenly, I saw a road-roller flying through the sky! Oh yeah bro.

15) Probably.

16) Talking to my dolls and stuffed animals when I'm alone... shhhh....

17) yes.

18) It is a burrandwich

19) Precisely 1943.

20) Nope. KEEP EM COMING!

21) Yup.

22) Strawberries!

23) My best friend who lives forever away. It would be fun to see what a day in their life is like in person. And then maybe they would become me for a day.

24) My medicine is totally disgusting. X-X

25) I don't have an AE but I have a CAPTCHA! *holds mic to Banba* Tell me Banba, what do you think of me? *Banba spits out random four-letter words* Oh, how sentimental.

26) Ivy, please stop falling over. (I haven't said much)

27) How do I answer this...? Oh, I know. Potato.

28) I don't really have a favorite, but I love fully synthesized music, if that counts as a genre. It's amazing that we actually have the technology to make a computer sing in different voices and languages!

29) No idea XD

30) arew.

31) Yup! 

submitted by Pooki P, age -30, not where you live
(June 4, 2018 - 1:39 pm)

1. No

2. My fat science book

3. Do it right, or else it sucks

4. Disney channel's Zombies. Yuck.

5. I hope not.

6. Book-reading hole, duh!

7. Yes. It was awesome.

8. Absolutely.

9. Yellow with green polkadots.

10. Real life, I think

11. Rewrite the Stars from the Greatest Showman

12. 3.14259265

13. Yes, a stop- motion in which a Lego house was built

14. 27, obviously.

15. Yes. It is beautiful.

16. 'Tis a secret.

17. Yes. Hence the correction.

18. Still a sandwich, I think

19. If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

20. Yes, but they're pretty funny.

21. Yup.

22. Strawberries and peaches

23. I like myself, but I'll be my friend Eli.

24. A vomit every- flavor bean. And the rotten egg one.

25. I like her! She's great. I agree with Dewy. Thanks! 

26. We're saving the environment, one bit of plastic at a time!

27. Triangle.

28. Southern Rock, I think.

29. Yes.

30. ehzy. Levana is weird.

31. Shenanigans yes, stellar no. 

TOP!!!! 

 

 

 

submitted by Soren Infinity, age 0.53, World-in-my-head, Fantasy
(June 4, 2018 - 2:38 pm)

1. Yup!

2. I don't know, probably a computer.

3. It really depends.

4. It was a movie I found on Netflix one time. I don't remember what it was, but it looked like it was made by a couple of first graders.

5. I- I don't believe so.

6. I would make a time machine (loooong story).

7. Yes, I went to a theatre camp one time. It was a lot of fun.

8. Hmm... possibly.

10. Sometimes blue, but right now a dreary, cloudy grey.

10. It's all just a fantasy... 

11. Ben Cook singing Letter from the Refuge.

12. Er- good question.

13. I made one when I was little, about a superhero and a funnel.

14. The answer to this question.

15. SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN- sorry.

11. Yeah. I was a little confused back at the first question 10.

18. It's still a sandwich.

19. Seven.

20. Not really.

21. I'm not sure.

22. Star fruit.

23. Wow. This one made me think. Um... I don't know. I'll think on it.

24. Not totally disgusting, but I don't like colored kielbasa and it's my mom's favorite dish, so we eat that a lot.

25. She's nice. Course you'd say that, Harper. I'm telling you, she's a total nutcase! Don't trust her! I wouldn't go that far, but she can be kinda wacko. Wow, thanks, guys. I'm touched.

26. I don't really talk that much, so really nothing.

27. Cubic Zirconium.

28. Musical theatre.

29. Nope! You're good.

30. wdyx

31. I don't think stellar is that underused, but shenanigans definitely is.

submitted by Quill
(June 4, 2018 - 5:39 pm)