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SURVEY TIME 2: REVENGE OF THE SURVEY!
Is it time for a new survey here? Yes. Yes it is. BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND, IT IS... *drumroll* SURVEY TIME! ABRAKAZAMO! *Waves hands around like Octodad*
1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?
2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?
3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?
4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?
5. Is your existance purely an illusion?
6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?
7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?
8. Do you think I am a psychopath?
10. What is the color of the sky where you live?
10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
11. What is the last song you listened to?
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.
14. What is the answer to this question?
15. Can you hear the people singing?
16. What is a weird habit you have?
11. Did you notice the numbers?
18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?
19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
20. Have you about had it with these questions?
21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?
22. What is your favorite fruit?
23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?
24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?
25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?
26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?
27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
28. What is your favorite music genre?
29. Do you think I need a haircut?
30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?
31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?
END OF SURVEY
submitted by General Waffleson, age -456, The Breakfast Kingdom!
(June 3, 2018 - 12:42 pm)
(June 3, 2018 - 12:42 pm)
1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?
No
2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?
A binder with the script of Into the Woods, or maybe a textbook.
3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?
The book is always better, but movies are fun. I like that they're made.
4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?
It wasn't that bad, actually. It was The Secret Life of Pets.
5. Is your existance purely an illusion?
Probably. I don't really like to think about it that much (except when I do). It feels real to me, and that's enough, because all I am is me.
6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have
scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?
I DRAW ON IT AND DRAW ON IT AND WRITE ON IT AND ALSO MAKE MYSELF A GIANT COLORFUL LION COSTUME OUT OF CARDBOARD.
7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?
Yes, a couple of times, but not to sleepaway. It was fun.
8. Do you think I am a psychopath?
No... should I?
10. What is the color of the sky where you live?
Bluish
10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY
DOO DOO DO DOO
11. What is the last song you listened to?
This weird graduation song whose name I can't remember.
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I still haven't seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.
I made one for my Mandarin class where two people had two other people over and we had to speak in Mandarin.
14. What is the answer to this question?
AAAAAAAHHHHH I CAN'T BEGIN TO PROCESS THIS
15. Can you hear the people singing?
I don't know what this is a reference to but YES. I CAN.
16. What is a weird habit you have?
Biting my toenails
(that's embarrassing. Hope I don't ruin the clean and proper Applejaguar you had in your head)
11. Did you notice the numbers?
I noticed that there were two tens.
18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?
That sounds sort of gross. It's a sandwich wrapped in a tortilla. I don't know what else
19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
Fifty-six
20. Have you about had it with these questions?
Just about.
21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?
Believe?... I hope they exist but I won't believe it until it's Scientifickally Proven.
22. What is your favorite fruit?
Plums!
23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?
This is a difficult question and I don't want to think for too long. Maybe like the owner of the Smithsonian or something? Someone where I could explore a place that I can't right now.
24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?
Yes, a skunk-smell-flavored jellybean.
25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?
SRIRACHA: Applejaguar is pretty lit. Problematic, but lit.
ROSARIO: I like Applejaguar. She shows a great interest in the world.
26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?
"These are the forgeries of jealousy."
27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
28. What is your favorite music genre?
Musical soundtracks.
29. Do you think I need a haircut?
Absolutely.
30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?
phxc
31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?
Yes, and I am determined that their stellar shenanigans will not be ignored any longer.
(June 4, 2018 - 5:41 pm)
1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?
I did.
2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?
Um... Probably a dictionary? Maybe a canteloupe or something?
3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?
They're fine, as long as they're done well.
4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?
Probably the old A Wrinkle In Time.
5. Is your existance purely an illusion?
Undoubtedly.
6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?
Well, if it was infinite, I'd be dead. But okay, I'll make a castle. A fortress.
7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?
Yup. Yeah, sure.
8. Do you think I am a psychopath?
Probably not.
10. What is the color of the sky where you live?
Blue, mostly.
10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a laaandslide, no escape from reality...
11. What is the last song you listened to?
I'm currently listening to Give 'Em Hell, Kid by My Chemical Romance.
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
That depends. Is it an African or European swallow?
13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.
No, I haven't.
14. What is the answer to this question?
Why?
15. Can you hear the people singing?
Yes...
16. What is a weird habit you have?
Nail biting. Though I guess that's not really weird.
11. Did you notice the numbers?
Nope. I never do.
18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?
We may never know.
19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
14. Obviously.
20. Have you about had it with these questions?
'Lil bit.
21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?
I believe in the possibility of intelligent extraterrestrial life, yes.
22. What is your favorite fruit?
Maybe a pear. Unless you consider a watermelon a fruit...
23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?
Oh, I don't know!
24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?
Caramel syrup on a cracker. It wasn't terrible, but it was. So. Weird.
25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?
[Coyote is pretty cool. He does have, uh, issues, but he's not too bad. He's definitely interesting to live with.]
26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?
Ach, I haven't said anything cool today yet.
27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
Umami, definitely.
28. What is your favorite music genre?
I really don't know genres. Maybe alternative? I dunno.
29. Do you think I need a haircut?
No, long hair is the best.
30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?
Onyx says zipd. Zipped!
31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?
Shenanigans, no. I didslike that word. Stellar is awesome though, so yes.
(June 5, 2018 - 12:46 pm)
1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?
If I did, which I doubt, I've forgotten.
2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?
Possibly a small child.
3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?
Drama is incapable of truly capturing a Secondary World, but an inspired adaptation can be a master-work in its own right.
4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?
The Adventurer: The Curse of the Midas Box. If I were to teach a storytelling class, I would make all my students watch it, to show them what NOT to do. I have never yet had the privilege of witnessing so many stereotypes and line-cliches in my admittedly brief existance.
5. Is your existance purely an illusion?
It'd have to be a pretty elaborate illusion.
6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?
A universe of spheres, like the Ancients envisioned. Only cardboard, not crystal. Is my work-space also infinite?
7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?
Yes. Sometimes.
8. Do you think I am a psychopath?
Does it matter? You don't know my address.
10. What is the color of the sky where you live?
Different every day. Some evenings, the twilight is a prism of eternal blue, every shade poets have yet to dream displayed, rose-touched and gold-traced by the fire-fingers of setting sun. And the silver eyes of stars gleam so deep within, like fragments of lost sea-spray, taken at the crest and hidden in the depths.
10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Are we probing a Primary, or a Secondary world? Because: yes, Mercury, there is an escape from reality.
11. What is the last song you listened to?
I didn't really like it, so I didn't bother to find out.
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I'm not sure, but I'd love to find out! Swallows never soar too high-- but they know how to have fun with the altitude they've got.
13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.
Never. Add that to the list of interesting things I haven't done.
14. What is the answer to this question?
Love.
15. Can you hear the people singing?
Constantly.
16. What is a weird habit you have?
Talking to...stuff. Fictional characters. My car. An old toothbrush. Myself.
11. Did you notice the numbers?
I did not, the first time I read through these questions. Any particular pattern or purpose to this numerical order?
18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?
Well, what's in the sandwich?
19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
Maybe two. You'd think they'd get bored with THAT pretty quick.
20. Have you about had it with these questions?
Taking a break now.
21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?
I believe I have insufficient data to make a definite proclamation one way or the other, but my current opinion is no.
22. What is your favorite fruit?
GRAPES. When you break through the skin and your mouth fills with tart-sweet juice, you can almost taste the divine vineyards of ancient Greece. Almost.
23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?
Does the person have to be currently alive? If so: Shakespeare. If not-- some renowned celebrity, so I could investigate exactly how these people cope with their lives.
24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?
Boxed stuffing! I still remember, after all these years... it was traumatizing.
25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?
I don't really have an active AE, and if I did, their response(s) to this question could go for pages.
26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?
I haven't said anything particularly "cool" so far. And a glance at the nearest timepiece tells me I'm running out of time. During my job orientation, I did say "Oh yeah" so often I thought I was channeling a sinister Mario, but that doesn't count. So why am I putting it here?
27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
Six azure Q.
28. What is your favorite music genre?
Indie. Probably.
29. Do you think I need a haircut?
Depends on who'll be cutting it. Never underestimate the danger of a razor in the wrong hands.
30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?
zzhx. Possibly it stands for something interesting.
31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?
No. I guess I don't hear the former very often in ordinary conversation, but it's not that engaging of a word. As for the latter... I don't know. Maybe I'm biased by the fact that it reads off in a Valley Girl accent in my head.
(June 5, 2018 - 9:37 pm)
(June 5, 2018 - 2:26 pm)
Well, would you look who's doing my survey! It's... me.
1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?
Yes. Yes I did. I also wrote them.
2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?
Well there was that big box we had when we were moving, so I'd say that.
3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?
The best ones are usually for books you've never heard of.
4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?
The Cay. Released in 1974 for TV. YOUADAMOSTERRIBLECRACKONDE'EDYUNGBAHSSANDATBETROO DAT BE TROO.
5. Is your existance purely an illusion?
Yes. It is. I do not exist.
6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have
scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?
A fully functional epic-looking Super-Sentai suit plus morpher and Zord. And a transformer. And an epic carboard castle to contain it all.
7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?
NOPE! But I will!
8. Do you think I am a psychopath?
Well, one of the signs of psychopathic behavior is talking to yourself. Did you know that?
No, actually that's rather interesting. I do prefer the term high-functioning sociopath though.
10. What is the color of the sky where you live?
It seems to fluxuate between a deep royal purple and brilliant neon green.
10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
*floats up in the air while eyes glow* SCALLAMOOSH SCALLAMOOSH WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO? *falls back down* Sorry. No idea what came over me.
11. What is the last song you listened to?
Fillip by Muse. Good song.
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I don't know that! *BOING*
13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.
Well I made a movie about a closet that teleports people to another plane of existence.
14. What is the answer to this question?
Are you suggesting coconuts MIGRATE?
15. Can you hear the people singing?
Yes. They seems quite miserable and very french. Should I do something?
16. What is a weird habit you have?
Chewing on stuff. Like my fingers. Or my shirt collar. Or my pencil. Or my hoodie strings.
11. Did you notice the numbers?
No! You tricked me again, me!
18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?
*mind explodes*
19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
Is it an African or European Mongol?
20. Have you about had it with these questions?
Nope.
21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?
Seeing as I am one...
22. What is your favorite fruit?
Kiwi. I don't get it that often but when I doit is the best.
23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?
Steven Spielberg. His lifewould be very interesting to live.
24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?
Yes. I call the Taiwanese Fire Noodles. They taste like burned smoke and are as spicy as a hot coal.
25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?
He's pretty cool! Pretty much my best friend.
He has good music taste. A bit too grumpy sometimes though.
I wish he would leave me alone sometimes. He's so loud and he's always trying to get me to do stuff. But he lets me borrow his books.
26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?
"AND THEN THE BANANA NINJAS BURST INTO FLAMES!"
27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
Oh, Cyberpunk. Easily.
28. What is your favorite music genre?
It'd be easier to say the ones I don't like. I don't like contemporary rap like Kanye West or whatever or contemporary pop like Justin Timberlake. I prefer a niche genre called Intellectual Rock that includes bands like The Killers, The White Stripes and U2, but I also like Punk and Funk. The most rap I can get is Hamilton and Gorillaz. The most Pop I can get is Coldplay.
29. Do you think I need a haircut?
Yeah Shaggy, go get one now! *laughs* Naw, you're good.
30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?
pdkh. No idea what that could possibly mean.
31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?
Absolutely. I like to yell "SHENANIGANS!" in times of extreme chaos.
(June 5, 2018 - 4:30 pm)
I am so tempted to finish all the Les Mis lyrics on this thread... XD
(June 5, 2018 - 6:21 pm)
1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?
Of course!
2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?
Hmm... The seventh Harry Potter book.
3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?
The books are better 99% of the time.
4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?
Hmm... Sigmund the Sea Monster. It's an absolute horror.
5. Is your existance purely an illusion?
Wow, I hope not.
6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?
A four story, fully furnished castle!
7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?
Yes and yes!
8. Do you think I am a psychopath?
No!
10. What is the color of the sky where you live?
Blue during the day but pink orange, and indigo at dawn and dusk.
10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
A little of both.
11. What is the last song you listened to?
Probably something from the Mean Girls soundtrack.
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I'm not sure.
13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.
Yes! It's a comedy about millenial mother drama.
14. What is the answer to this question?
42.
15. Can you hear the people singing?
Yes. Always.
16. What is a weird habit you have?
I tap things when I'm nervous. Or excited. Or bored.
11. Did you notice the numbers?
Yes.
18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?
It's a burwhich.
19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
63?
20. Have you about had it with these questions?
Nope.
21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?
Only on the second and fourth Fridays of June, November, and March.
22. What is your favorite fruit?
Cherries! Or kumquats!
23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?
Probably a famous actress.
24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?
YES! The skunk spray flavored Bean Boozled jelly bean.
25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?
She never uses me. Other than that she's painfully decent.
26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?
We'll see about that, King Lot.
27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
11.
28. What is your favorite music genre?
Pop, or show tunes.
29. Do you think I need a haircut?
No. Ask again in a couple months.
30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?
evow.
31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?
Of course.
(June 6, 2018 - 9:15 am)
1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?
Oh yes indeedy. I enjoyed it very much.
2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?
Ummmmm... a pillow, probably.
3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptions?
The books are always better except for like, a small handful.
4. What is the WORST movie you've ever seen?
The Wild Stallion. It's extremely obscure and it was years ago that I saw it but it was reeeeally bad. The Hotel for Dogs is probably tied with it though.
5. Is your existence purely an illusion?
Absolutely not. If you want me to elaborate on my opinion and why I have it, please do ask.
6. There is a cardboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples and sharpies. What do you make?
A full sized model of Hogwarts!!!
7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?
YES and Are you KIDDING me??!! It was awesome!!!!
8. Do you think I am a psychopath?
Of course not!! I hope you're not worried that you are one because it is most assuredly not true!
10. What is the color of the sky where you live?
Currently it is a hazy light sky blue.
10. Is this the real life? Is it just fantasy?
Real actions, real words, real imagination... real life but with imagination.
11. What is the last song you listened to?
Ummmm, Salt of the Earth by Wes King.
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
*insert answer here* *mischievious grin*
13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.
I made a couple at the Art Quest thing at the Frist(an art museum place that I live rrrelatively near to). They were with plastic animal figures and I don't really remember any of them. I used a parrot and a zookeeper person once, I think. It was a looong time ago.
14. What is the answer to this question?
Homeschoolers for life! (It just came to my mind)
15. Can you hear the people singing?
Ummm... maybe?
16. What is a weird habit you have?
Filling up my friends' dogs' water bowls if they need it and also staring(I call it observing) random people in various situations. I just... like looking at them and knowing their features, I guess...? Those probably sound exceedingly weird, but... I'm both proud of and insecure about these habits.
11. Did you notice the numbers?
Yep.
Annnd now I gtg so I'll be back to finish up.
(June 6, 2018 - 5:12 pm)
1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?
No...
2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?
One of the Harry Potter books. I forget which one...
3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?
Oh you’ve got me started now...ARG!!! They always become unoriginal and there’s only a few good ones. I wrote an essay about it for school.
4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?
Not sure...probably The Room.
5. Is your existance purely an illusion?
Well it might be for all I know. In the reality I live in, there are people that know and care about me(Oh my gosh my kinda-girlfriend just texted me when I typed that.) However, if those people are all also illusions then...perhaps.
6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?
Cut up the box, then tape/glue in into the shape of a mouse head, draw x-eyes on it, put it on and yell “I’m deadmau5 y’all!”
7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?
Yeah. It was...okay.
8. Do you think I am a psychopath?
Of course you’re a psychopath! Isn’t everyone?
10. What is the color of the sky where you live?
Oh, it depends. Sometimes it’s white, sometimes a vivid green, but mainly people call it “blue”
10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
How will we ever know?
11. What is the last song you listened to?
...my friend’s terrible rendition of Angel with a Shotgun.
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
MONTY PYTHON!!!! Oh sorry, umm it was 11 meters per second right?
13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.
Yes, it was with my friend. He was a tough guy who hit bank robbers with chairs.
14. What is the answer to this question?
This.
15. Can you hear the people singing?
...is this a reference?
16. What is a weird habit you have?
What is a weird habit I don’t have is the question you should be asking.
11. Did you notice the numbers?
Ugh! I hate this trick
18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?
It’s some monster.
19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
*groan*
20. Have you about had it with these questions?
YES
21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?
It’s possible.
22. What is your favorite fruit?
Apples.
23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?
My love rival!
24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?
Blue cheese.
25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?
She sucks
She’s fun to annoy!
26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?
I never say cool stuff.
27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
Square.
28. What is your favorite music genre?
Alternative
29. Do you think I need a haircut?
Idk
30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?
guto
31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?
Not really
(June 6, 2018 - 7:08 pm)
1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?
I did.
2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?
Successfully? A keyboard.
3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?
They ruin the books!!! They're just, no.
4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?
I don't watch bad movies.
5. Is your existance purely an illusion? .
To you? Yes.
6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?
A yacht, if it's duck tape.
7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?
Nope.
8. Do you think I am a psychopath?
Now why would I think that?
10. What is the color of the sky where you live?
The sky has no color.
10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
It all depends on how you look at it.
11. What is the last song you listened to?
Why don't We just Dance -Josh Turner
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
How many hawks are chasing it?
13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.
Yes. It was about a cow. And a baloonist.
14. What is the answer to this question?
This is.
15. Can you hear the people singing?
I can and they're driving me bananas!
16. What is a weird habit you have?
When I do a cartwheel, I lift one leg like a flamingo first.
11. Did you notice the numbers?
Yup.
18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?
That's a wrap!
19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
The Mongol hordes would hoard as many bored boards as the Mongol hordes could hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored.
20. Have you about had it with these questions?
Bring em on!
21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?
Haven't you heard about the one eyed one horned flying purple people eater and his friends the little pink Martians who came and abducted Elvis? The king lives!
22. What is your favorite fruit?
Strawberry, also my first word.
23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?
You.
24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?
Eggsalad.
25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?
She's cool, a bit quiet sometimes, but cool.
26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?
Ice.
27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
Ur going to get obscene responses.
28. What is your favorite music genre?
Country.
29. Do you think I need a haircut?
No, I like it long.
30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?
Caub
31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?
Totally.
(June 7, 2018 - 11:22 am)
1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?
Perhaps but why would I divulge secrets like that??
2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?
Three large evil math books
3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?
If they can pull it off, sure, but if they CAN'T...... REVENGE!!!
4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?
Hmmmm....... Maybe Sunshine? Nah I've probably seen worse but blocked it from my mind for fear of permanent scarring.
5. Is your existance purely an illusion?
Well what do you think? Is my illusion working?
6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?
A huge robotic dragon/unicorn/dog so I CAN DOMINATE THE WORLD AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?
No but I've been to summer school. What do you think it was school.
8. Do you think I am a psychopath?
Well whichever way I answer, you could get mad and do psychopathy things to get revenge.
10. What is the color of the sky where you live?
A mix of blue, green, and purple in sparkly swirls. At night the centers of the swirls glow slightly.
10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality! (haHA trick question!)
11. What is the last song you listened to?
The Miracle of Joey Ramone by U2 (Good song!)
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Well they weigh 7 pounds, so they must be flying at a speed of 700 mph, so if they fall from the sky because a pug with laser eyes sitting on a unicorn ate a pickle, then they would fall into a glowing lake which is actually a sky, which would confuse them so much that their brain would turn purple. *scribbles furiously* SO the answer is 693 revolutions per parsec!
13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.
Yes. Me, a werewolf, chased down my friend Barbara, but before I could catch her, my other friend Naomi, put a large stick in the path and I tripped spectacularily. Then they locked me in a cage. The End. Genius, right? I expect it to reach #1 on the charts soon. Its only been 3 years since it was released after all.
14. What is the answer to this question?
meep. (technically, the answer can be anything. In fact, all this included in the parentheses is part of the answer)
15. Can you hear the people singing?
Obviously. Doesn't everbody??
16. What is a weird habit you have?
Fiddling with book pages
11. Did you notice the numbers?
Of course not. I have a strong case of nonviderenumerusitis.
18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?
Well you see the tortilla would transport it to a different dimension, and in that dimension it would be called a banana.
19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
Hoarding boards is and ancient art perfected by the Mongol hordes. I''m sure they'd be able to manage something like 777,777,777,777,777,777,777
20. Have you about had it with these questions?
Why would I be taking the quiz then?
21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?
Umm obviously I AM one
22. What is your favorite fruit?
Dragonfruit (real fruit!!)
23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?
My dog
24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?
Yes. Mopane worms. They only looked disgusting, and not very. They were quite delicious actually.
25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?
weerd. i m da only normal 1 oveeously
26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?
Glowing pickles are amazing and will someday rule the galaxy!
27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
pickle
28. What is your favorite music genre?
ROCK N ROLL
29. Do you think I need a haircut?
Yes, If your hair is not bright blue and has designs buzzed in it then YES OBVIOUSLY
30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?
vuce. The name of the ghost that will haunt you eternally for letting me take this survey. MUAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA
31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?
Yes I don't know what shenanigans people get up to to avoid using these stellar words. *shakes head*
END OF SURVEYOR
(because he went even more insane than he already is)
(June 7, 2018 - 3:07 pm)
1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?
I think so. I honestly don't remember.
2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?
Several books of varying sizes
3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?
Some are good, some really are terrible
4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?
Percy Jackson, probably.
5. Is your existance purely an illusion?
Yes. I don't exist, everything is a lie. This actually happened once when I was at church on my birthday and the youth group wanted to sing me happy birthday but I left to go to the bathroom right before they did and when they wanted to sing but couldn't find me everyone thought they had all imagined me in a mass hallucination.
6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?
A CARDBOARD FORT
7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?
Yes, I go on church trips and stuff like that every year. I really enjoy them.
8. Do you think I am a psychopath?
Sometimes
10. What is the color of the sky where you live?
Orange
10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
I dunno, but we are caught in a landslide
11. What is the last song you listened to?
Um... idk. I think it might have been the Metroid Prime theme song when I played it last night. Does that count?
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What
13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.
Once for a project for school I made a movie about the Civil War. I was the narrator and my brother played a Union soldier, a Confederate soldier, Robert E. Lee, Ulysses Grant, Abraham Lincoln, and a runaway slave. It was pretty awesome
14. What is the answer to this question?
Idk
15. Can you hear the people singing?
Only if they're singing the song of angry men
16. What is a weird habit you have?
I bite my lip a lot
11. Did you notice the numbers?
Yes
18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?
A burrito. In my opinion, a burrito is anything that's wrapped inside a tortilla
19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
Probably a lot. The Mongols were crazy.
20. Have you about had it with these questions?
Well I'm kinda sorta supposed to be doing driver's ed right now... so yeah
21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?
Depends
22. What is your favorite fruit?
Raspberries
23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?
...
24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?
Yeah I had to eat watermelon one time
25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?
The AEs are not availible right now.
26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?
"Breaking news: water is wet"
27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
89
28. What is your favorite music genre?
Alt rock. Also musical and video game soundtracks.
29. Do you think I need a haircut?
I don't know, I've only ever seen you once like 2 months ago. Your hair's probably grown since then. Or maybe you've gotten a hiarcut since then. How am I supposed to know??
30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?
docz
31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?
Absolutely.
(June 7, 2018 - 12:53 pm)
1. Maybe?
2. A bowl, I think?
3. I don't have one.
4. Cars.
5. The existance of the illusion of existance is an illusion.
6. A mess.
7. I've never been.
8. Honestly at this point it's hard to tell.
9. wait wh-
10. Blue, last time I checked.
10. Caught in a landslide, uhh something something galileo??
11. Dream Sweet in Sea Major by Miracle Musical
12. No
13. No
14. No
15. No
16. Nail-biting, I guess?
11. Yes, of course.
18. It's a burrandwich. Patent pending.
19. I don't know, but now I have that Dschinghis Khan song in my head and I'm not happy about it.
20. Kinda, but I've got nothing better to do.
21. SpaceX plans to send people to Mars by 2024, so soon we'll be the exteaterrestrials, and then what will there be to believe in?
22. Bananas, I suppose. Cherries are pretty good too.
23. I kinda don't know. There's a lot of options, I'd have to think on it.
24. It wasn't food but I once drank an entire glass of lemon lime flavored Airborne and it was horrific. Protip: if you ever need to buy Airborne, don't get lemon lime.
25. Ew.
26. This question made me sad because I couldn't come up with an answer and that made me realize how uncool I am.
27. Yugoslavia?
28. Eh, I don't know. I like most everything, except modern pop and stadium country and dubstep and EDM and disco and ... okay, maybe I don't like everything.
29. Nah. Let the carbon live!
30. bzmt
31. Absolutely not.
(June 7, 2018 - 7:42 pm)
Shhh! I'm not here...but I have to take the survey!
1. Did you take part in my previous surveys?
I did indeed.
2. What is the largest thing you've balanced on your head?
Erm...either a book or a chicken, I suppose.
3. What is your opinion on book-to-movie adaptations?
Not so good.
4. What is the WORST movie you've seen?
I'm not really sure...if it was bad I probably stopped watching it and no longer remember.
5. Is your existance purely an illusion?
That is an interesting question. At this point in time I do not have an answer for said question.
6. There is a carboard box of infinite size on the floor. You have
scissors, tape, glue, staples, and sharpies. What do you make?
A tree house, and the tree too.
7. Have you ever been to a summer camp? Was it fun?
No and oh yes, it was a blast.
8. Do you think I am a psychopath?
No.
10. What is the color of the sky where you live?
Right now it is a dark blue, specked with stars from worlds beyond anything we could dream about that glisten and wink at us, just waiting for us to come and visit.
10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
This corresponds with question number five, and at this time I do not have an answer to either.
11. What is the last song you listened to?
Does this include songs that I played? If so, the last song I played was Billy Gray on the mandolin, if not, Cajun Waltz by Sonny Landreth
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I have no idea.
13. Have you ever made a movie? Briefly describe it.
Yes, many times, the only truth I can tell you about these movies is that they were, and if any still exist, very bad.
14. What is the answer to this question?
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
15. Can you hear the people singing?
No. I can hear people talking though.
16. What is a weird habit you have?
Converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.
11. Did you notice the numbers?
The first time I read this, no, but after words yes.
18. If a sandwich gets wrapped in a tortilla, is it still a sandwich or is it a burrito?
It is either a sandito or a burrwich.
19. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
-921
20. Have you about had it with these questions?
Don't make me laugh.
21. Do you beleive in extraterrestrials?
This is ET speaking-
22. What is your favorite fruit?
I really can't pick and I'm seriously tempted to write supercalifragilisticexpialidocious again, but this would involve going to look how I spelled it before, and I'm too lazy, so instead I'll have to say coffee.
23. If you could be one other (real) person for a day, who would it be?
One of three people. The first person that comes to mind is my sister, the second would be my grea-grandfather who was a conscientious objector in WWII and a farmer and the father of five girls, one of whom I am lucky enough to call my grandmother. The third is more a whish to go back in time, to be someone during the revolutionary war becouse I would like to say thank you to the people who gave their lives for my country. Yes, our world has countless faults, but I am proud to be an American and I want to thank the people who gave me the right to be here right now, and be who I am.
24. Have you ever had to eat something totally disgusting? What was it?
I ate a stink bug once...accidentally I might add...
25. AEs answer this one: What is your opinion of your CBer?
She's basically my little sister, so generally good.
She's totally 100% annoying! But I love her...
Annoying, but awesome.
26. What is the coolest thing you've said today?
Oh...uh...Well there are three things that I can think of, one will make no sense on here, and one is something I said on this survey so I'll go with "Next time I start talking about hockey and typing fast I'll try to proofread before I send." which also makes no sense on here...but trust me, it was cool.
27. On a scale of one to ten what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
Kansas, duh.
28. What is your favorite music genre?
All of them! (except the bad ones!)
29. Do you think I need a haircut?
Do you, pal.
30. What is the CAPTCHA for this post?
dhkd (boring!)
31. Are the words "Shenanigans" and "Stellar" totally underused?
Totally.
(June 8, 2018 - 8:53 pm)