For a little I couldn’t get into the CB and my computer was like “Safari cannot open the page because the server cannot be found.” I was so worried! I thought the CB could have been down again! It wasn’t actually that long, in hindsight, but I just got nervous.

I'm literally 'bout to explode out of excitement 'cause somethin' VERY VERY excitin' happened, idk if I can tell y'all what

Listened to the songs they've released from the Outsiders musical and ohhh my stars

It's so good if you have yet to read The Outsiders read it read it read it and then listen to the songs!!

would anyone be interested in a ski lodge (hook below)? idk if i'll actually do it mostly because idk if it'll be 100% CB-friendly even with my CB-friendlyifications, but nonetheless. Cato doesn't come in but Reshinerr is the main character :P

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This is everyone’s favorite tour guide, Cato - short for Cat o’ All Worlds, of course. I don’t come into this ski lodge, but I’m from the original book and all, so really. why wouldn’t I enlighten you on this amazing, amazing destination? Welcome to the Library of the Stars! It’s ready for you, whether you are or not. 

The Library is fully-stocked with all sorts of amenities. The kitchen is stuffed full of comfort foods - yes, even yours! The vending machine can make anything you ask for, a bakery case is full of items chosen for you personally by the cosmos, and sprinkles of the stars are included for all of your cupcake needs. Not, of course, that you're limited to cupcakes. Oh, and it truly has the best tuna milk i’ve ever tasted… *purring*

<Reshinerr: that’s not in the script Cato that’s not in the script why are you saying that that’s not in the script->

...Correct. Apologies. Well, surely you’ll all enjoy the recreation room! From beanbags made from the highest-quality fabric of the cosmos to the bookshelves with carefully-chosen library books and even a catch the fish game, you’ll be sure to enjoy yourself. And guess what? If you catch enough fish you get a treat! 

<Reshinerr: It only has that for you.>

Don’t be rude, Reshinerr. 

<Reshinerr: Rude?>

Our feline visitors want to be entertained as well. And you’re a human and all -

<Reshinerr: Not really.>

-so naturally your interests are tasteless and dull. Anyway, back to the script. You even get your own room, designed specifically for you by the cosmos themselves! Do note that once you’re here, you may not be able to leave, and disappearances into clouds of smoke, puddles of ink, black holes, etc are frequently reported. But really, from the endless shelves to the ever-changing other rooms, it’s a truly magical destination. Fill out the form today!* 

*form not included

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if anyone's interested i'll do more but i don't want to get too invested if no one's interested 

stop guys i'm dating this dude and he goes "would u still date me if i was in prison" and i go "depends what u were there for" which is a perfectly reasonable response in my personal opinion and he makes up a scenario where he MURDERS PEOPLE and i said "no" because i would leave him if he murdered someone????? which is reasonable i think cause he's not gonna do it's fictional anyway, but if he did i would leave him, of course! and he's GENUINELY UPSET and he's saying stuff like "nobody should just drop someone so quick like that" like YES I SURE WOULD IF U WERE A MURDERER WHATTTTTTTT
i thought he was upset as a joke at first but he's so serious oh my gosh

Math doesn't like me, I don't like math. Therefore I shouldn't have to do it.

so y'all know how when the shower floor gets wet it gets really slippery

well let's just say I have a large bruise on my rear end 

Hi Peregrine Falcon!

also even when a balloon is half inflated, it's completely full

yesterday was Two Different Colored Shoes day and I'd told a friend about it a few weeks ago. so we were standing on some turf at school and I was like "wait L I need your shoe" and we swapped shoes... it took like twenty seconds, it was very slick xD and all our other friends were like "what the heck??? did you have that choreographed??? why are you switching shoes-" we did not explain haha

happy star wars day! may the 4th be with you.