does anyone else feel like they hold themselves to such unrealistic expectations that they feel like failures every time they don't meet said unrealistic expectations?

I love Minecraft but one thing I don't understand about it: Why is it when you throw an egg, after a number of times that you get a baby chicken? Another thing I don't understand about Minecraft: Why is it that after you shave a Mooshroom (which is a type of cow you can only find on Mooshroom Island) it becomes a cow??? And one more thing: Why is Mooshroom Island( a biome that has a bunch of mushrooms like giant mushrooms, tiny mushrooms and Mooshrooms on it) is the ONLY place on Minecraft that, if you're on Survival mode and Easy/Normal/Hard mode that hostile mobs can't spawn there?? (Hostile mobs include Wither Skeletons, Endermen, Silverfish, Spiders, Cave spiders, Endermites, Ghasts, Skeletons, Slimes, Witches, Husks, Zombies, Zombie Villagers, Baby Zombies, Blazes, etc.) Whew! That's a LOT of typing.

What happens when you are bored and there is a whiteboard in your kitchen

Does it ever amaze you that you can move your own body so easily, and you can move so many different parts of it at once? You don't have to be magic to move things with your mind! Sometimes I just think of something like that. And my brother has a teddy bear named Teddy, which would be really unoriginal except I have never met any other teddy bear named Teddy.

You. Guys. I'm kind of freaking out rn, bc last Sunday at youth group I got my friend to sneak a valentine to my crush T, and she says she did it, but he wasn't at youth group yesterday so idk if he actually found it, and aah I'm not sure I can wait till this Sunday!!!!! 

I got my spacers off today!! Now, I can have gummy candy and hard candy, and peanuts, and a whole bunch of other stuff! Like Peanut M&MS! I love Peanut M&M's.

I remeber when I had spacers. I still ate peanuts and candy even though I was told not to and I'm pretty sure both of them snapped... I also wear retainers every night. The fist pair of retainers didn't fit my teeth, and I lost the second pair. My orthodontist got kinda mad at me

I know how you feel, Sirfire. When I had my spacers on, everytime I saw somebody with gum, I was so tempted to get some gum! And one time, I bought a caramel apple, which is one of my fave desserts, and it had peanuts on it, but I couldn't have it! But, I was able to have chocloate without the almonds, ice cream, regular M&Ms, 3 Musketeers, cake, and Oreos. And, the worst part of getting my spacers was...(dramatic pause) I had to have SURGERY to get my baby teeth out! That was a very scary experience! But, having my spacers wasn't that bad. After a bit, you can't even feel them! And it's not very painful to get them on. Bu, I'm getting braces soon. (screams at the thought)

Ugh. I just realised that my jegging pants have been on backwards for the entire day! Thankfully, I had a too-big t-shirt that covered them, so I don't think anyone noticed. 

This is such a me thing to do. My dudes, on one fateful day when I had the bright idea to get some exercise by walking home (I missed the bus) I had to call my friend to send me a screenshoot of Google Maps because I momentarily couldn't figure out the way to my house.

I just now realized that this thread is over one year long.

How did that happen?    w h a t ? ? ?