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Funny things your family/friends have said!
I have a notebook in which I write weird things I heard people say, like:
"dip your feet in soup!"
"I was about to be be-headed, but then I was be-headed."
"don't you like chips mixed with toilet and ash?"
"Ohhh, what does this steamroller even want with me?!"
"it's just a man running into you."
anyone else collect funny quotes? post them here!
submitted by Tealeaf, age 13, Steeping
(March 27, 2021 - 7:59 am)
(March 27, 2021 - 7:59 am)
Oh yes, I love these threads! They crack me up.
My sister, while whatching an anime and eating ramen and mochi: "I'm not a weeb."
Me: We laugh in the face of bad gender divides.
My sister: Indeed we do.
Classmate A: The glass bowl is in the kitchen.
Classmate B: What black hole?
Classmate C: Who died?
(March 30, 2021 - 7:52 pm)
“ALL HAIL THE BLOBCAT”
-“Death to doritos”
-“The emos approacheth, take caution”
-“Have a gay day!”
-“Wait, why is there a flying face over there?”
-*incoherent screaming and vomiting noises*
-“Mothers are not chairs!”
-“Can I kill the banana man?”
-“Well, everyone knows girls don’t play video games.” (This was said by my friend, a girl, who was playing a video game as she said this.)
(March 31, 2021 - 8:33 am)
"I wIlL dEsTrOy EvErY sInGlE sTiNkIn' cAr ThAt LoOkS lIkE kIt FrOm KnIgHt RiDeR iN lEgO mArVeL!!!!!!!"--Me
"WHY DO THESE WANDERIN' TRADERS SOUND SO ANNOYIN'?!?!?!"--Me
(March 31, 2021 - 2:54 pm)
"It's probably the baguette coming back to haunt you"
"Yeehaw, I'm looking into your soul!"
"Organic chips are good, but that unnaturally bright orange flavor..."
(April 1, 2021 - 6:21 am)
"Because Duel of the Fates" - me and my sister
"YOUR MESSAGE WAS COVERING MY WALLPAPER SPIDERMANS FACE" - M
"One day we will do Italian changements off a cliff." - me and my friend in ballet class
"I am crying because of a movie I watched 2 weeks ago." - me
"WaTeR iS iMpOrTaNt" - N
"KEEFE KEEFE KEEFE" - L
"I have a crush on Aang and Sokka and Zuko for now" - S
"Sabine would defeat the patriarchy with explosions and purple spray paint." - me (talking about Sabine Wren the character, not my CB self)
"YES, YOU ARE" - me and my sister screaming at the tv after a character we didn't like said "I'm not so bad, am I?"
"WE MUST HAVE THE FLOWER SELLER'S BACKSTORY" - MG
Me and my friend's conversation over text:
"I JUST WANTED TO WATCH THE X MEN MOVIESSSS!!" - A
"THAT IS ALL WE WANTED, DISNEY!!!! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?" - me
"Disney is a highly manipulative corporate entity. Of course it's too much to ask! (Insert laughing emoji)" - A
(April 1, 2021 - 2:43 pm)
Here are some I remember
"It's Italian Halloween!" (In my D&D group, we were wearing police uniforms and then we decorated them so I loooked like Mario, one of my friends looked like Luigi, and the other friend looked like Toad, and we decided to tell people who asked why we were dressed up like Mario characters that it was Italian Halloween)
"I'm glad I have a head" (...I don't know)
"Denny? Oh, deny" (My parents and I were playing Bananagrams and one of the words my dad made was deny and my mom and I both said, "what's Denny?" And then realized it was deny)
"Buh. Bih. Bah. Boh. Beh."
"Why don't you eat the boulder" (this was from a video but my friend and I say it all the time)
"Blanket noises" (more d&d, we were brainstorming how to escape a train)
"I don't frogging care"
"don't be an idiotic cheeseburger"
"red avocado"
(The following is my friend and I texting)
Me: *evil laugh*
My friend: *louder evil laugh*
Me: *even louder evil laugh*
My friend: *mega loud evil laugh*
Me: *sounds like a chicken in attempt to do louder than mega evil laugh*
My friend: *mocking chicken noises*
Anyways, more will probably come soon!
(April 5, 2021 - 8:36 pm)
-“Is there anyone here who isn’t dead?”
-“I mean, I *think* normal people send each other emotional spaghetti poetry but idk”
-“All hail King Oreo”
-“Her hair looks like an 80’s potato”
-R: “E, you can’t just go around stabbing people!”
E: “Why not?”
-“WHAT UP, FISHES?”
-“Don’t let the pigeon drive the tank!”
-“How long does it take to successfully vomit?”
-“The cat is our ruler now. Long live the Cosmo.”
-“I leave for 5 minutes and now we’re throwing bananas at each other?”
Chance says gfpoc. Your girlfriend is a person of color? Ok...??
(April 6, 2021 - 8:24 pm)
"If running fast was money, I'd be broke."
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(said in a scottish accent) "If it's not Tom Nook's, it's not worth it."
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"Oh, I love that bird call. Wait, no, that was just the oatmeal."
(context: my mom was making breakfast and there was this weird noise and she thought it was a bird and then realized it was just a noise from the oatmeal. it was weird)
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"If you eat yourself, is it cannibilism?"
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"Let's blackmail her!"
(For context: a little girl who was like 4 years old screeched this as she passed by my house. I don't know the rest of the conversation though)
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"Daddy, why do they have their Christmas decorations up in summer?"
(context: we heard a little girl [possibly the same as above] yell this as she passed our house. we had our christmas decorations up because my dad has shoulder surgery after christmas and couldn't take the stuff down)
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And that's all I can think of! If I remember anymore, I'll post them!
(April 8, 2021 - 3:20 pm)
This was when we were playing minecraft.
F:Nooooo! Zombies!
Me: Coming!
F:AHHH! The dreaded tire! NOOOOO!
(*Orangepeel45290 hit the ground to hard*)
Me:???
(April 9, 2021 - 7:09 am)
"Mom? Mom?? Mom, fritters are the enemy!!!"
...don't ask
(April 12, 2021 - 11:29 am)
"IF YOU COME OVER, WE CAN BE LIKE 'HAW, HAW, HAW! GLUK GLUK! C l o w n s . . .'"
....long story....
(April 12, 2021 - 12:03 pm)
"How do you spell the name of the green leaf-type vegetable in salad"
*teacher writes a really bad-looking 9* Teacher: "Oh, bad nine" Student: "lol it's beutiful"
"I just did the special numbery thing"
"I AM NOT MENTALLY PERPARED FOR THIS RIGHT NOW"
"Save me my L'Manberg"
"We are all dead let's face it"
"I think I lost all my brain cells"
"I think I'm going back to school next week." "Oh no we might be losing another one the *insert teachers name here* clan oh noes"
"I want to be a stay at home father, but I don't want to have children I want cats"
"Doopy doopy doop commercial break"
"I'm not really talking to you. I'm not found" "Found you" "No that's my clone. Clone: Hello!"
"My clone is a bluejay with 2 collage degrees"
(April 12, 2021 - 12:45 pm)
"I think you should m-m-ma-make fraaaaands with the yellow-hat man!"
"But-but- the birdie will be looooonely..."
"Aw, b-bring da lil' biiirdie to the yellow-hat man! Squawk, squaaaaawk!"
"I-I-I don't know what to say!"
"Then don't say n-n-naaaaawthin', man."
"Ba-CAW, ba-CAW!"
"Look! There's paint on the lamp!"
"I'm ashamed..."
(April 13, 2021 - 9:52 am)
I've got a few Digital Learning Qoutes:
Student: "Hypothetically speaking, what would happen if the sun became a read giant?" Other Student: "All the planets up to Saturn would be engulfed," (That isn't the exact text, but it's close - also, I am not 100 percent that what Other Student said is true)
(April 13, 2021 - 4:01 pm)
"Oh no, not me pies!" - My mom after reading about me-balls in "The One and Only Ivan" and mishearing "meat pies".
"I have a riddle! What will cry if you don't stop? Me!"
"Oh no, the teacher's climbing walls again."
My sis: HAWK-MONKEYS! THEY'LL EAT THE BANANA [pronounced ba-nya-nya]!
Me: Do they eat dog bananas?
Sis: YES BECAUSE THEY WERE CROSSED WITH THE BIGGEST EAGLES IN THE WORLD!
(April 16, 2021 - 5:01 pm)