CBer backstories~

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CBer backstories~

CBer backstories~

Hawkstar and I were discussing on our chat thread about the possibilities of CBer backstories: for example, how are you supposed to know I'm not [to quote directly] a "54-year old retired pro golfer named Clyde who lives in Missouri and has a snow globe collection and a passion for inventing foolish stories to trick poor unsuspecting whippersnappers"? YOU DON'T

we thought it'd be fun to generate some ideas for ridiculous real-life possible guises for CBers! what do I seem like to y'all?

[I'm convinced Hawkstar raises wild geese and goats, for the record]

submitted by Hex
(March 29, 2024 - 9:43 pm)

Ohoho. This looks interesting!!

submitted by GloomyBear
(April 1, 2024 - 3:49 pm)

Hex-- A 20-year-old girl with yellow hair who writes sensational articles for newspapers, hates dogs, adores purple cars, and is firmly convinced that a whirlwind is going to blow her house down at any moment.

Zeal-- You give the vibe of a bright British boy who collects cacti and hops in and out of Oxford, Cambridge, etc., throwing balloons at everyone he meets and always having a spare umbrella. You secretly starred in a science fiction movie five years ago.

LE-- A shady figure in an alley, staring at a cell phone screen. You only wear dark green and purple. Now and then, unexpectedly, you'll show up at a party, with your pet mountain goat in tow.

I'll be back later with more :)

submitted by Amethyst, eastern sunrise
(April 1, 2024 - 5:46 pm)

Aw, thanks! “Always having a spare umbrella” is literally me in springtime XD

submitted by Zealatom, The Watchtower
(April 2, 2024 - 8:01 am)

Ooh, glad I got something about you right :>

submitted by Amethyst
(April 2, 2024 - 5:06 pm)

What do y'all think of me?

(this should be fun considering I haven't disclosed anything of my appearance or age mischievous grin:) 

submitted by Cocoa cat
(April 1, 2024 - 6:24 pm)

An artist who lives with many cats and enjoys watching the rain and baking and gardening

submitted by Moon Wolf, age lunars, A Celestial Sky
(April 1, 2024 - 10:13 pm)

this is a cool idea :D what do you guys think of me? >:]

submitted by Overmorrow, party on, dudes!
(April 1, 2024 - 6:55 pm)

Someone who lives in the rolling hills of Ireland and owns a windmill and has a large collection of rocks and enjoys making and drinking tea

submitted by Moon Wolf, age lunars, A Celestial Sky
(April 2, 2024 - 6:49 pm)

THAT IS SO COOL THANK YOU :DD i honestly wish that was my life, it sounds really fun!

submitted by Overmorrow, Ankh-Morpork
(April 3, 2024 - 5:54 pm)

How about....me?!

submitted by GloomyBear
(April 2, 2024 - 2:58 pm)

you seem like you were raised by wolves and was forced to live with humans, and you dream of returning to the forest... idk, for some reason I associate you with wolves a lot.

submitted by Darkvine
(April 2, 2024 - 6:18 pm)

A person who is secretly a sorceress who does magic and lives in the forest, practicing magic at night and making and selling art pieces by day

submitted by Moon Wolf, age lunars, A Celestial Sky
(April 2, 2024 - 6:50 pm)

A black market cat dealer who lives in a fancy apartment in a skyscraper in New york full of your black market cats as well as ancient magical artifacts. You hunt demons in your spare time and turn them into cats. It's a win-win: the demons are no longer terrorizing people, but rather than killing them like most demon hunters you grant them a second chance as a cat. You make sure that all of your cats are well cared for and get sold to good homes. You also have a pet frog named Gertrude who occasionally burps Goldfish.

submitted by Scuttles
(April 3, 2024 - 10:13 am)

interesting... what about me? :D

submitted by Darkvine
(April 2, 2024 - 6:13 pm)

A girl who owns a houseful of snakes and always has at least one wherever she goes, regularly reads newspapers, loves going on adventures, has been to the Amazon rainforest twenty times, and gazes at stars sometimes.

submitted by Moon Wolf, age lunars, A Celestial Sky
(April 2, 2024 - 6:52 pm)