That Carli was actually another CBer who wanted us to guess her name, I think, which was why I made that (apparently not well-founded) connectiom. The fact that you know that this Carli is not the other Carli indicates that it might be you. Are you Carli?
Why is it that you can't tell me who Carli is? I'm confused. Wouldn't it be much simpler (as in, I wouldn't have to keep asking questions, which is a nusiance to me and probably you as well) for her to just post as who she is and, if Carli is something significant you don't want me to know about, sign her posts as Carli? By the way, I'm assuming Carli is a girl, as the only one I know is a girl and we don't have many males here anyway. Sorry if I'm wrong.

And now there's a post by 'Evil Kid.' Who's that? Or can I not know that, either?

On a completely unrelated note, I'm going to use the abreviations 'WD' (world domination) and 'AWD' (anti-world domination) from time to time now, as it's quicker.

No-one on my team can actually see the bold parts of what comes next, which concern things I don't actually know, but that I know IRL*, and I'm in a situation where I have to mention them. Sorry. No-one on the WD team can see the italicized bits, either. She can read everything, however, regardless of boldness or italics, because, well, I'm writing this to her. ((However, certain things might be clarified in this for other people, if they'll read it IRL. If you don't want to, ignore the numbering, please. It won't make sense, because this is really for Clair. Ignore everything, really, because it won't matter. When I say 'you,' I mean Clair. I'm trying to explain something to her, and I don't think she's quite getting it, so I'm, well, trying again. It could be that she gets the point and just disagrees, of course, but if so, she certainly hasn't said anything to imply that, and should. It seems like she's just confused. I actually confused Emilie into quitting, unfortunately... And the ending of this will look like a frowning 'smiley,' but it isn't one.)):

Clair, I'm sorry I'm confusing you. Here, I'll try to make things clearer:

Things that happened:

1. The WD Team decided to send you to spy on me by making a big argument between you and ZNZ, supposedly getting you to quit and join my team.

2. There was a big argument between you and ZNZ, supposedly getting you to quit and join my team.

3. I gave you pie, just so that youe'd believe in what you were doing a bit more, thus rendering it impossible for you to be a spy like you'd intended.

4. I asked you questions about what had happened on the WD team.

5. You went to the WD team thread and, under ZNZ's name... gave yourself jellyeans mixed with some serum? I don't get this. See, if you were given pie, you wouldn't *want* to do that. Or were you saying that you *were* ZNZ, giving you that? That doesn't make sense, either, because you wouldn't be on the thread in the first place. I don't mean in real life, of course; that would be extremely hypocritical, as I'm posting *this* right now. However, that's RL. RL is different. As stated (well, sort of. Implied is a better word, I think, although it still isn't perfectly accurate) in the footnote about the term, where you can be there is not the same as where you can be here. Therefore, if ZNZ gave you that serum on the other thread, you wouldn't be able to take it. Does that make any sense?

6. Someone sent you jellybeans. You took them, but with pie, so it had no effect.

7. I asked you the questions again. You didn't answer.

8. I gave you more pie, just in case. You didn't answer.

10. You continue to post on the WD thread under various names.

9. You posted some thing on the WD thread about being confused.

Do you see the point I'm trying to make? Number 5 is key. You supposedly did those things, but they make no sense. You have been given pie, so you are on my team. That's all it is, really. Being on my team, you need to answer the questions I ask you if they will help AWD, because, like it or not, you cannot continue to support WD. So, then, do you see why you'd need to truthfully answer my questions? If youcan think of a loophole, you can go ahead and take it, but otherwise, sorry. Or am I really objecting too much?

*Here, RL≠non-CB  Real Life; it=Real Life that isn't really relevant to what we can do on these threads. As in, in Real Life, I have read the WD thread, but here, I can't use any information from it, which is why I'm asking you questions in the first place. I can't know it here unless I have any reason to, because I'm technically unable to be on that thread...

No, I'm still the same Carli, Olive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I posted a long, long LONG time ago.

((Only Olive can see this paragraph. No-one else.)) Alright. That makes sense. Well, I actually can find a couple of loopholes in what you said, but there are loopholes in the loopholes, too, so there's no point in saying what they are, because you would just explain them away, I'd end up accepting this anyway, and both of us would've wasted our time. (Did that make sense? If not, you can just ignore it.) But then how did she keep appearing on my thread?... I guess she... came back after being given the jellybean-serum-thing-whatever-it-was, and you... kept kidnapping her every time I gave her pies, and then... Okay. That definitely makes sense now.

((Everyone can see this. Please read this, everyone, because otherwise, you'll misunderstand much of what I do from now on, and be very confused.)) Olive explained what happened with Clair, and I now get it. It makes perfect sense. The only problem is, I... don't actually know it. I don't really even know that ((No-one on my team can see this, but in RL please read it anyway)) she's spying... ((Everyone can see this.)) So I'm afraid I'm going to have to keep being somewhat confused, even though IRL I actually understand... So, um, I guess I'll just have to try hard not to complicate things too much. Don't worry; I think I'll manage. But I'm going to be posting things to Clair that I wouldn't post if I understood... So just know that I don't mean them, actually... But I don't think it'll be anything too much... Really... Alright, I'll stop now.

If you want, sure. Go ahead.

Er, my team can't see this (that sounds so odd...). Well, I do in real life, but not here. Either way, though, whether I do or not, neither of us really seems to benefitting from this, so it would probably be easier for both of us if she left. I think even if I didn't know anything, I would've been suspicious by now anyway and made her explain why she wasn't responding to almost anything I said or else leave, but I didn't really think of that because I was too busy trying to figure it out, and show her that what she was doing made no sense, because I'd thought it didn't. Apparently, it did, so I'm sorry about that. But the spying isn't really working anyway, as we've done nothing since she arrived, so I can see why she'd want to go--and since it isn't really helping me, either, I won't mind. We haven't done anything to make her AWD, really, except that she now has an actual way to be spying, but that can also be an actual reason to support WD, if she wants. Either way works...

That would work....................

Calling all purple pandas: we need to build a house! Come to Berties, so USA can win a trophy.  We're also thinking about making a cloth go down the ladder, so please come. Evil Kid, Reviver Woman, Jellybean Master, and Green Vegtable need help! I hate bread and Beanie Babies are colorful!

(And if you did not understand that, and you are on Jellybean Master's team, look on World Domination thread, pages 5-6.)