Hello. I am

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Hello. I am

Hello. I am here to take over the world. Please do not resist. If you resist you will be decapitated and / or eaten.

No, I am not just here to talk about books and smiley faces. I have been looking for people to recruit to my world-taking-over team. I need people who are both evil and intelligent, and I had heard that there are many people like that on this website. My investigations have proved that this information was correct. Would you be interested in joining me? When we succeed (as surely we will) I shall give each of you a country to rule over. Please respond.

Thank you. 

submitted by ZNZ, age 12
(February 27, 2010 - 10:08 am)

So nice of you to volunteer, Olive. /sarcasm

;-D Sure, I'll do it. *puts on SCPDaG* *sneaks over to Ima's team area* ...  

submitted by ZNZ
(May 18, 2010 - 8:21 am)

Hello, still stuck here???

Welcome CJ!!!!!!!!!

submitted by Clair, age 12, Prison
(May 17, 2010 - 4:38 pm)

Don't worry Clair, I'll save you! Now... where is that prison guard?

*guard walks over*

*CJ pulls out her recorder and plays a snake charmer tune*

*guard gets glazed eyes*

"Now, repeat after me. I am getting very sleepy..."

"I am getting very sleepy..."

"I am letting CJ hypnotize me..."

"I am letting CJ hypnotize me..."

"OK, you can stop now. Now you are in a trance and when I snap my fingers, you will do anything....I......say...."

*CJ stops playing recorder and snaps fingers*

*Everything returns to its normal state*

"All right. Now, release Clair from prison."

*Guard marches to prison and unlocks cell*

*Clair does a happy dance and runs away to ZNZ's secret underground hideaway*

"Now, you must never trap one of our guys. But if possible, trap someone from the other side. And forget that I even hypnotized you."

"Ab-so-lutely!"

Run home Clair, run home! 

Evil Spambox (he ate jellybeans) says noey. Is that code, ZNZ?

submitted by CJ, age ??????????, Nowhere in part
(May 18, 2010 - 4:11 pm)

HAHAHA!!!!! *tosses Mr. Bob pie* now, go do the opposite of what CJ told u 2!! and, *throws pie at evil Admin* HAHAHA.

 

Vick says ghav.

 

~~NDT~~

 

There's no Evil Admin!

submitted by NDT, age 9, NC
(May 18, 2010 - 7:59 pm)

There is, because I fed one of you the jellybeans.

submitted by ZNZ
(May 19, 2010 - 6:35 am)

Hallo, Ima! I have not been posting because I was busy rallying my imaginary friends, which took quite some time. However, now I have:

 

All the Mewtwos

Our armies of animals

Mew and Laurie (who can cook quite well, BTW, so they are helpful in making pies)

Treeco and Climber (they make good spies)

Lugia and Ocean (who are so huge that they can OWN anybody)

Me, my triplet sisters, and our clones

Felicia Silver

Peter

and Persian on our side. By the way, ZNZ, all of us are jellybean proof, including the animals. And, really, the only ones you want on your side are the Mewtwos. They have:

 

1. Fangs and claws

2. Pyschic powers (i.e. telekinesis, mild mind reading--they can tell if someone is lying or not--,mild mind control--only for those with exceptionally weak minds--,flying, and telepathy)

3. Brute strength

4. Speed of up to 50mps (miles per second; however, they can only hold this speed for up to 1 minute)

5. Excellent hiding skills

6. The ability to speak to humans, Pokemon, and animals

7. Very good healing skills

8. Terrific eyesight and hearing

9. A height of 6' 7", which is quite intimidating, BTW (They also weigh 269 pounds, so yeah)

10. (For boys only) Seriously good sense of humor (and I don't mean slapstick, I mean sarcasm, practical jokes, and cutting wit)

 

Sound intriguing, ZNZ? I repeat, however, they are jellybeanproof. Sorry, you can't have 'em! The only way you'd manage to get them to work for you is to capture them and threaten to harm everybody else who's near and dear to them if they don't do what you say. This tends to lead to revolutions, not to mention, as I am sure you have seen, it's practically impossible to capture a Mewtwo, unless you've met Giovanni, who can supply you with some very painful (for us) tips.

 

Now Ima, what would you like us to do? *cure roars of assembled animal armies* 

 

Andy P. C. says icox.

 

~Wolfgirl67 signing off.

submitted by Wolfgirl67, age 12, Ima's team's ba
(May 18, 2010 - 8:28 pm)

Can I join you?

submitted by Bonsai
(May 18, 2010 - 8:31 pm)

Yello! Still here! (and why are you in prison Clair?) Welcome CJ!

submitted by Olive
(May 18, 2010 - 5:24 pm)

Clair is out of prison. I hypnotized the guard.

submitted by CJ, age ????????, Nowhere in part
(May 19, 2010 - 6:09 am)

*hypnotizes NDT to be on ZNZ's team*

*NDT starts helping*

submitted by CJ, age ????????, Nowhere in part
(May 19, 2010 - 6:14 am)

Oh thank you!!!!!!!!!! What's our next move?????

submitted by Clair, age 12, Here
(May 19, 2010 - 4:45 pm)

*grins* we must hypnotize Wolfgirl67's animals! And pie proof them, because of what NDT did to our little plan with Mr.Bob.

submitted by CJ, age ????????, Nowhere in part
(May 20, 2010 - 2:40 pm)

@CJ: *grins right back* You can't do that. Animals can't be hypnotized. Or if they can, I don't know about it. And don't try hypnotizing anybody else. We're very strong-willed.

*unhypnotizes NDT* You're free, little bro! Now, run for Ima's team's base!

Andy P. C. says chpe.

~Wolfgirl67 signing off.

submitted by Wolfgirl67, age 12, Ima's team's ba
(May 20, 2010 - 8:11 pm)

*Hypnotizes everyone on Ima's team*

*Ima gives all the animals to us*

submitted by CJ, age ????????, Nowhere in part
(May 21, 2010 - 6:14 am)

HAHA! I am mind-reading proof! *Gives mind-reading proof contacts 2 imas team* *hits CJ on head with mallet and gives pie cuz she's unconscious* >:-D *gives Ima's mallets*

 

Vick syas hxft

 

~~NDT~~ 

submitted by NDT, age 9, NC
(May 21, 2010 - 4:55 pm)