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Bad Translator: It may actually give you writing ideas!
Type in a phrase on bad translator, and post what is started as and what it comes out as. It's weird, but it might just give you an idea!
Original text:
"One day, I looked out my window. I could not believe my eyes! It was there. She was there. What was I going to do? It was too early...the plan would not work!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The window will appear. I closed my eyes, I didn't want to believe that it is too late, Aiyal. The privacy policy of the workplace."
submitted by Madeline
(February 22, 2014 - 12:18 pm)
(February 22, 2014 - 12:18 pm)
Original text:
One day, as I walked home from school, I noticed a curious-looking bird in a nearby tree.
After using translator:
The next day, it had fallen out of the tree, and landed in my backyard.
(me: ewwww! gross!) (translator: that's life) (me: grimace)
(February 22, 2014 - 1:16 pm)
Really? It said that? It correlates well!
(February 22, 2014 - 2:38 pm)
This is with google translate, copying and pasting lots of times.
Original text:
Sometime, I know, I will
be able to do it. I don't know what, but I know I will do something.
I know. So, now what? Do I wait, or do I do? I am not totally sure on
the actions that I should take. But when I look back on this, I know
it is simply a ramble for the translator. Something we can reflect
upon--for days to come.
...Many translations
later, Google gives us:
I
can do it. I do not know the country. . And this one right? I began
to change. It seems that in the future, it would be another later ..
(February 22, 2014 - 2:38 pm)
Original text:
The main problem was the dragons.
"Why can't we go into the basement?" I would ask her.
"The dragons are down there," she'd reply.
"Why is there a huge egg on the kitchen counter?" I would ask my friend.
"We're hatching the dragon soon," I would hear as the oven preheated.
"Why is there a cage in the middle of the den?"
"That's for the baby dragon."
There was a question I didn't ask, because I already knew the answer. "Why are your parents dead?"
"Because of the dragons."
After multiple translations on Google:
Dragons bigger problem.
"Why do not cell line" I would like to give you.
"There are dragons." Said.
"What do we do with the great egg" Whether it's a friend.
"We dragons I will come to you soon." I want to hear the preheated oven.
"What, in the middle of the hole cage?"
"And the dragon."
The response was, I know, why not ask the question. "Why was the death of the family"
"Because of the dragon."
(February 22, 2014 - 3:18 pm)
Original text: The privileges of beauty are enormous.
Translated phrase: Belle's privileges are enormous.
The phrase is the epigraph from Gorgeous by Paul Rudnick. (Random observation: My Chemical Romance has some really weird songs. Really weird songs.)
Spammy says rpno. I take this to mean that Spammy dislikes all the RPs.
(February 22, 2014 - 3:54 pm)
Okay, at first I thought you meant google translate, which is REALLY hard to work with for stuff like this, but then I googled "bad translation" and I found something that, after typing something random in, ended up looking just like yours, and it works MUCH easier than google. DON'T USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE FOR THIS! IT IS VERY HARD IF YOU DO!
Original text:
"Time is imperfect, say I. But I know not what I am saying."
...27 translations later, Bing gives us:
"This is a good time, he said. Yes, I know, but."
That was strange...it even started out sounding strange, too. And somewhere in one of the translations I saw it saying something about the weather!......
Here is another completely random one:
Original text:
""Have you ever seen a garden on the moon?" I asked, but the only answer was, "Have you ever ridden a storm?""
...18 translations later, Bing gives us:
". See the Moon in the Park? I asked, but never a storm caused the answer?"
(February 22, 2014 - 4:31 pm)
That's what I was saying. Google takes longer, but it still works. You have to manually type it in. Bad Translator is easier.
(February 22, 2014 - 5:12 pm)
Original text:
"Life is weird. Crazy things happen on this long, insane roller coaster. But while life can be odd, it is also outrageously beautiful. "
...8 translations later, Bing gives us:
"A strange life. Crazy things happen in this long and crazy roller coaster. Although life can be an interesting, very cruel, but very good."
What the...
(February 22, 2014 - 5:15 pm)
And that's only after 8! Try 30!
(February 22, 2014 - 6:04 pm)
Maybe this was a bad idea… I thought. Too late. Skidding down thirty five floors on the empire state building? Not fun.
Back to English: President of evil. . I thought to myself. It is too late. Building 45 speed-adding Ubuntu Empire State Highway. This is not funny.
and a few more times.. "President evil ... I think it is not too late, the ionization rate depending on who's funny Hwa air chargeur 35 (f).
amazing!
from
The admins are awesome. Thank you so much admins.
to
The director was very attractive
to
The Director is very interesting.
(February 22, 2014 - 10:16 pm)
Original text:
"Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. So here's my number. Call me maybe! And all the other boys, try to chase me! So here's my number. Call me maybe!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"... To contact us, thank you, I, like everyone else, thank you very, very much, do not hesitate to contact."
Original text:
"Meow, said the Basilosaurus. How peculiar this was, I thought."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Wang Qing Matisse, I think."
I'm cracking up. xD
(February 24, 2014 - 6:50 pm)
Here's a good one with varying levels of craziness!
Original text:
"Admin Appreciation Day is tomorrow!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Thanks admin this morning."
Original text:
""Admin Appreciation Day is tomorrow!""
...27 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Thank you admin for this morning."
Original text:
""Admin Appreciation Day is tomorrow!""
...18 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Thank you admin for tomorrow."
Original text:
""Admin Appreciation Day is tomorrow!""
...8 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Admin Thanks tomorrow!"
(March 1, 2014 - 10:06 pm)
original text:
Bad translator is really bad.
35 translation later, it says:
The tradition is not very good.
original text:
I can count to potato.
35 translations later, it says:
French fries, I don't know.
:D
(March 2, 2014 - 8:27 am)
0.0 .....................
Why would they post that on the Chatterbox? That's...wrong.
Admin: If you were replying to the comment I think you were replying to—it's been updated.
(March 3, 2014 - 7:05 am)
Original text:
"I was walking to my classroom one day, when I saw my friend Sarah. I said hi to her, and she waved back."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Hi Hi ... and once I saw Sarah, my best friend in the neck and back."
(March 2, 2014 - 3:50 pm)