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Bad Translator: It

Bad Translator: It may actually give you writing ideas!

 

Type in a phrase on bad translator, and post what is started as and what it comes out as. It's weird, but it might just give you an idea!

 

Original text:

"One day, I looked out my window. I could not believe my eyes! It was there. She was there. What was I going to do? It was too early...the plan would not work!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The window will appear. I closed my eyes, I didn't want to believe that it is too late, Aiyal. The privacy policy of the workplace."

 

submitted by Madeline
(February 22, 2014 - 12:18 pm)

Wow... these translations are so funny...making me laugh in my head!! I'll post some more bad translations soon when I find the time. So far I have only done one, but it's just so entertaining! :) 

submitted by Nina, age 11, Florida
(March 2, 2014 - 7:46 pm)

Wow! These are funny! I'm doing this!

Original Text:  It was hot. Very hot. So hot that the trees had seemed to wilt, you could literally fry an egg on the sidewalk, and that there were rumors of people dying of heat stroke

8 translations later.. : Heat. Very hot. So when you literally a tree structure, heat, can fry eggs on the sidewalk, people still die of heat stroke rumors

submitted by Katie M, age 11, Chelsea, MI
(March 3, 2014 - 8:00 am)

Original text:

"This is the worst translator ever!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Nothing is worse than the original."

submitted by Katie M, age 11, Chelsea, MI
(March 3, 2014 - 1:53 pm)