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So someone under the name "Human" said they have an online crush on Red, which I find quite sweet (NO, I AM NOT SECRETLY "Human", I SWEAR). So, since we're all pretty much under pennames, I don't see any harm in confessing our true love for our fellow CBers.
Okay, not true love. Just go with it.
Personally, I have an online crush with Theo W.'s writing. Not, like, specifically HIM, but his writing. I just quite like it.
I don't really care about saying it, because none of you know me in real life (except you, Asher), so, yeah...
Also, I thought maybe we'd all be sort of more comfortable with each other if we opened up a little bit, because I hardly know anything about you. I mean, I know what sports you like, and what books you read, etc., but I don't know you all as people.
You can post under Anonymous, if you must, but I don't see the point in it. We're just online.
submitted by Nora the Singer
(July 9, 2014 - 7:40 pm)
(July 9, 2014 - 7:40 pm)
You'd be suprised at how easily you get to know eveyone.
(July 13, 2014 - 5:51 am)
Hey, Human here. just confirming that I am not Everinne, Blue Fairy, or Nora the Singer.
And I do have an online crush on Red. A little.
(please nobody tell who I am)
Also, Nora, Theo W. is a girl.
(PLEASE NOBODY REVEAL ME. PLEASE.)
I wish to remain anonymous.
And I don't have any other cb crushes.
(July 13, 2014 - 3:37 pm)
So you are the one writing that admiring post to Red? I think I know who you are, may I guess?
(July 13, 2014 - 6:10 pm)
Go ahead, but I'm not going to say anything about it if you guess me. Probably not, anyway.
(July 14, 2014 - 5:49 pm)
AAAAAAAAGGGGGH.
YES, I KNOW, OKAY?
I'm used to writing "him" when referring to Theo, and anyway, I don't have a crush crush on this him/her person. Just their writing, I swear.
(July 14, 2014 - 11:42 am)
It is like a mystery on this thread. Human, the not-so-bad culprit, has deceived everyone again, and has left a few stunning facts in his/her wake. Although the original plan of this thread was to state the crushes of fellow CBers, Human still lurked in the shadows of the commenters minds, showing up in their confessions, and finally turning up as one of the original CBers, leaving everyone suspicious of their friends and fellow CBers.
But, Human is sitting in his/her chair, fiddling with a moustache or lock of sleek black and chuckling and shaking his/her head slightly then calling for iced tea and a popscicle.
MWAHAHAHAHA
P.S. I am not Human from IC.
P.S.S. Human from IC, don't take it to heart. It is fun to make stories about CBers. (although I may have pictured you as Finn from Adventure Time)
How about:
Secret spy 11208, AKA Human, has returned. This time, he/she has karate chopped the doors of the SPYDER's HQ. SPYDER meets Human with stunning warriors decked out with every weapon from a simple knife to more complex mini flamethrowers. Human dodges these burly, ork like feinds and skitters accross the wall like a spider. He/she did not forget to douse these orks with a formula made to knock them out. Human scurries to the main HQ and finds the door barred, and Human hadn't the time to search for the large bolt cutters he/she always kept handy, but did have time to find an opening near the door to peek into. Then, Human closes the book and heads downstairs just in time to go to the pool with his/her family.
Congrats if you understand the reference!
(July 13, 2014 - 8:55 pm)
How flattering.
Sadly, I do not understand the reference.
(July 14, 2014 - 5:47 pm)
RHETT BUTLER (Okay but I am seeing Rhett Butler when you said this I mean really(no offense or anything but really)).
OK the reference is to Spy School and Spy Camp both by Stuart Gibbs
BTW are you Butterfly?
(July 14, 2014 - 7:55 pm)
I am not Human. I mean, I am human but not Human.
(July 15, 2014 - 1:42 pm)
Nnno, not Butterfly.
(July 17, 2014 - 9:13 am)
I honestly have never had a crush on anyone before. I've been very close to girls before, but only as friends.
Human, it's okay if you don't want to reveal who you are. I think it's very sweet of you to say you have a crush on me. I'm very happy that I got to read your post, so if you don't want to tell me who you are, I'll be okay with it. It still made me very happy to know that someone cares about me and that's a really great thing.
(July 14, 2014 - 11:31 am)
I found out who Human is, but I've been sworn to secrecy. Sorry.
(July 14, 2014 - 3:04 pm)
Arrgh! I really want to know! Can't you give us a hint, Human?
(July 14, 2014 - 6:39 pm)
I'm not givng anyone any hints.
THIS IS NOT A GAME!
I know my identity will probably be revealed somehow eventually, but I'm not going to treat this as some kind of guessing game.
(July 17, 2014 - 9:18 am)
Okay. Thank you :)
(Does anyone know how to do a blushing smiley emoticon?)
(July 14, 2014 - 5:55 pm)