The doorbell rings,

Chatterbox: Inkwell

The doorbell rings,

The doorbell rings, you get it, and there are a bunch of girls throwing confetti and a dude with good hair and a white smile. "Congratulations! You are one of the lucky few that will go on a FREE CROSS-COUNTRY TRIP on the Happy Butterfly Express! The Express leaves at precisely 2 a.m. tomorrow in front of Hotel Happy Sunshine Good Times!!! Come, on to the HAPPY BUTTERFLY EXPRESS, where there will be ABSOLUTELY NO MURDERS.... OR WILL THERE?

The dude laughs maniacally, and then he and the girls leave.

So... you will be going on to the Happy Butterfly Express... one of you is a murderer.... the rest are all murderees. The Happy Butterfly Express will be waiting for you...

*laughs evilly* 

submitted by The Train Master
(April 13, 2015 - 10:57 am)

(Drenches dude with perfect teeth in soup for no apparent reason) (Hands him a car battery)

Can you hold this for a sec? Thanks.

(Comes back with dagger)

(Attacks)

Gee, I wonder if I'm the murderer . . . . 

(I'm joining)  

submitted by Dridian, age Grapefruit, In a book
(April 13, 2015 - 12:22 pm)

Top.

submitted by Top
(April 13, 2015 - 12:28 pm)

Toppady, dooo

submitted by To
(April 13, 2015 - 5:54 pm)

Scary, yet cool...

I'm in!

*Packs a half dozen suitcases and scribbles a list of stuff to take, including a toothbrush, two dozen small bags of Doritoes, a deerstalker cap, magnifying glass, an IPhone, $100, twenty mystery and fantasy books, and a book of US trivia*

submitted by NatureWriter, age 12
(April 13, 2015 - 6:11 pm)

Sounds...........uh.......interesting. Beware of me and my poisoned food.........MWAHAHAHAH!!!

submitted by CaykeTheCook
(April 13, 2015 - 8:02 pm)

*Overhears Cayke* *Quickly adds 45 hot pockets, 100 gallons of an all-poison antidote, a bunch of gatorade and bottled water, poison remover, a bunch of food from the pantry, and a pocket-size foldable instant oven (with a label reading "Made in Magicland"), all in a magic, uncrackable safe only accessible by ME!!!*

submitted by NatureWriter, age 12
(April 14, 2015 - 7:14 pm)

Yes, I love these things! (takes out train ticket)

Feather: I don't like it, but I go wherever St.Owl goes!

Devil Owl: YES! PEACE! I AM IN!

St.Owl: *packs CAPTCHA treats, lots of books, clothes, books, weapons, books, spare batteries, a NOOK, a Kindle, a computer, food, pillows, books, blankets, air matresses, books, toiletries, fold-up piano, books, a TV with Roku, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, on-the-spot force fields, and books.*

*Devil Owl packs owl treats, weapons, and prank items.*

*Feather packs a dictionary, a thesaurus, an atlas, a full-on trivia book, a punctuation dictionary, a grammar dictionary, books, food, a special stuffed animal, and a sheild outfit.*

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(April 13, 2015 - 7:17 pm)

*calls Caraysia the magical husky*

Goin' on a trip! We're goin' on a trip!

*packs all the usual stuff, pluss a conductor's hat, then freezes every door to the house*

*Stops Caraysia from eating the confetti* 

Wow, I'm not usually this insane. Hmmm. 

submitted by Carolion K, age Classified, North Pole
(April 13, 2015 - 7:30 pm)

I'm joining!

( Proceeds to pack a very large suitcase with books. Tosses s a revolver and dagger in before closeing the lid).

submitted by Shadow Dragon, age 11, Dark, lonely dungeon
(April 13, 2015 - 8:25 pm)

(Brooke gathers supplies and staff)

(MP gets all her pies)

(Bae summons his fae fire)

We're good to go! 

submitted by Brookeira+MP+Bae
(April 14, 2015 - 7:03 am)

Oh, do I have to? I really don't want to... I'm scared :(. Help me, someone! Please! *Bursts into tears* *composes herself* *makes meticulous list of things to pack* 

It includes:

-books

-secret diary no one is supposed to know about

-pens

-clothes

-food

-more books

-teddy bear

*bursts into tears yet again* 

submitted by Booksy Owly
(April 14, 2015 - 7:12 pm)

*bursts into room* HEY CAYKE!!! Why the heck did you lock me in my room?? I wanna come!! *Cayke facepalms and whispers to Brooke, "I didn't think she would get out..."* Anyways!! I am gonna team up with MP and we are both gonna throw poison pies!! YAH!! 

Cayke: Uh, Brookeira, if you know what's good for ya, you're gonna run away with me right now.....*runs and drags a protesting Brooke along*

submitted by ChaosieTheCrazyCook
(April 14, 2015 - 9:01 pm)

Oooohhh... We're coming!

*packs iPad, charger, unlimited candy summoner, PS4, DIII: Ultimate Evil Edition, HDTV, clothes, pajamas, toothbrush, Angela the toy cat ((my stuffed animal)), energy shields, energy armor, sound amplifier, IRIS, security lasers, landmines, C4, matches, det cord, Pokèballs, dart gun* Pika! Silver! Amazon! Lotus! Magi! Mespri! Kip! Diamonds! Fruity! We're going on a trip! 

*Mismagius and Mesprit float into room followed closely by Pikachu, spitting cobra, boa constrictor, wolf, CAPTCHA and rattlesnake. Then Mudkip falls from ceiling*

*wondering what the heck Mudkip was doing on the ceiling* Okay, onward!

Shifting: I don't need to pack. Anything I need, I'll summon from another dimension. 

Somebody: Alright fair enough.

Volcano: Whee! I'm coming for sure! *packs extra clothes, pajamas, knife, explosives, blowtorch, rocks, iPad, charger, controllers and TV remote* Somebody, you forgot the remote and controllers!

Somebody: Oh right! *slaps forehead* Thanks, Volcano. 

Volcano: You are very welcome.  

submitted by Somebody, and Alter Egos
(April 14, 2015 - 8:10 pm)

Applications will be closed at midnight on April the fifteenth.

submitted by The Train Master
(April 14, 2015 - 8:13 pm)

I stand there in stunned silence. Some weirdo comes walking up to my doorstep and gives me a ticket for the- Happy Butterfly Express? And said something about a murder? Then walks away!?! Oh, I am soooo going. This sounds awesome! I quickly pack my carry on bag with some clothes, a toothbrush, some drinks, and Chad, my one foot tall robot friend. (He's awesome! He can fix almost anything broken from lamps to cars. ) Butterfly Express, here I come! 

submitted by Will T, age 14, GA
(April 14, 2015 - 8:40 pm)