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The doorbell rings,
Chatterbox: Inkwell
The doorbell rings,
The doorbell rings, you get it, and there are a bunch of girls throwing confetti and a dude with good hair and a white smile. "Congratulations! You are one of the lucky few that will go on a FREE CROSS-COUNTRY TRIP on the Happy Butterfly Express! The Express leaves at precisely 2 a.m. tomorrow in front of Hotel Happy Sunshine Good Times!!! Come, on to the HAPPY BUTTERFLY EXPRESS, where there will be ABSOLUTELY NO MURDERS.... OR WILL THERE?
The dude laughs maniacally, and then he and the girls leave.
So... you will be going on to the Happy Butterfly Express... one of you is a murderer.... the rest are all murderees. The Happy Butterfly Express will be waiting for you...
*laughs evilly*
submitted by The Train Master
(April 13, 2015 - 10:57 am)
(April 13, 2015 - 10:57 am)
Time to pack!
Antidotes to 357 different poisons . . . check!
Clothing for a year . . . check!
Books for a year . . . check!
12 family-sized bags of potato chips . . . check!
5 extra-large pillows . . . check!
Bullet-proof jacket . . . check!
20 bags of chocolate candies . . . check!
10 pens . . . check!t
Tollietries . . . check!
900 pies . . . check!
*nods slowly* I think I've got everything . . . Oh wait! *puts sleek silver waterproof, salfproof, sandproof, pieproof, iceproof, explosionproof, bulletproof laptop onto the stack* OK, NOW I've got everything. *Packs the stuff into a knapstack that looks barely big enough to hold one potato chip bag* Oh, I've still got space . . . I guess I'll pack some more potato chip bags!
(April 15, 2015 - 9:02 am)
Is that laptop fireproof? No? Then make sure I don't touch it...
(he touches it and it burns.)
Sorry...
Brookeira: Baelfire! How dare you!
I didn't mean it!
MP: Do you like waffles?
Yes...
MP: Do you like pancakes?
Brook: Don't you dare...
MP: Do you like french toast?
Brook: NO.
MP: CAN'T WAIT TO GETTA MOUTHFUL!
(April 15, 2015 - 1:33 pm)
WELL THIS DOESN'T SOUND SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.
xD
I guess I'll join, I can't promise I'll ever... actually post anything though.
Spyro! Get over here!
[Spyro] Gah, what? I was having a peaceful nap!
Dragons don't take naps - they solve murder mysteries!
[Spyro] Eh... not my cup o' tea. I'd rather have chamomile - but if you're going, I guess I will too.
I'll bring a suitcase with clothes, hair spray, passion fruit, a knife, and --
[Spyro] DONUTS!!!1!
*sigh* Yes spyro, donuts.
(So, we're both coming. Is that alright?)
(April 15, 2015 - 2:05 pm)
Wooh! We are BOTH joining!
Packing List:
-MAGICAL UNICORN Ray gun
-pies
-the classic spinning wheel (Ask MP and BLASTER!!)
-nonexistent phone
-Snuggles (Also ask MP and BLASTER!!! One of the first few cuddly and deadly pets.)
-Squeak ("Hey! I'm not a item!")
-CHOCCOOLLLATTEEEE
-Harry Potter books
-drawing notebook
-journal
-myself
-not my brain (JK)
-bunch of pencils and pens
-Large pillows made for pillow fights
-MOUNTAIN DEWWWW( Also ask MP and BLASTER!!)
-Pokemon balls
-blue beanie
-explosives
-hand held TV (useful for travel TV watchers. Can turn into a fullsize TV)
-Mr. McFuzz Teddy bear (What? Um... You saw nothing...)
-More pies
-HOT CHOCOLATTEEEE
-Poisonious pies
-Squeak's cape and needle.
-Squeak's chocolate carrots.
RIGHT! Now, I'm READY TO STUFF SQUEAK ONTO A WHEEL! LIKE GOOD 'AL TIMES!
(Read some older ski lodges; It's a old cb joke that has to do with turning Squeak into a unicorn with my magical raygun and then stuffing him onto a spinning wheel while we throw pies at him. Ask MP and BLASTER for more info.)
(April 15, 2015 - 10:15 pm)
Day 1
St. Owl, Devil Owl, and Feather swooped down through the rain, yawning, at 1:55 a.m. They landed in front of Hotel Happy Sunshine Good Times. Just then, Shifting Sands phased in as Somebody swooped down on a hoverboard and Volcano Flame tunneled out of the ground. "Hi guys!" Somebody said. Then they realized that Shadow Dragon had been standing in the shadows the whole time. Brookeria, Masked Piester, and Baelfire showed up next. Right after them, Cayke, Chaosie, and Carolion came (Carolion had given Cayke and Chaosie a ride on her dogsled). Spyro swooped in. Hotairballoon then came in a hot air balloon. Danie and Squeak the purple unicorn were there next. The BLASTER!!! and Winter Firefly were unfortunately too late to sign up, so MP, Chaosie and Danie had to throw pies at Squeak without Blast. Booksy Owly then flew in, apologizing profusely for being late (which she wasn't ((Booksy, if you're a boy, sorry, I'm not sure whether you are a he or a she!))). Dridian and NatureWriter came in right before Indigo and Will, who came in at the first strike of the clock. At precisely 2 a.m., the Happy Butterfly Express pulled in. It was a modern-looking bullet train with butterflies with big happy faces on it.
The Chatterboxers boarded the train. A large board of LEDs was right across from them. The LEDs were lit up in such a manner that they spelled out YOUR ROOMS THIS WAY -->. Then a voice came over the PA. "It is I, the Train Master," the voice said. "Welcome to the Happy Butterfly Express, where there are absolutely NO murders... OR ARE THERE?" The Train Master laughed maniacally. Booksy Owly backed toward the door. The Train Master came on the PA again, this time dropping the falsely bright demeanor. "Oh no you don't!" she snapped as the door slammed shut and a plate of indestructible metal slid in front of it. The CBers were trapped. They had to stay on the Happy Butterfly Express... whether they liked it or not.
So the CBers went to their rooms. It was a hallway with doors they went down. There were more LED boards on each door. They said, Owls/Somebody and Alter Egos. Cooks/Brookeria and Alter Egos/Shadow Dragon. Danie/Squeak/Will/Indigo/Dridian/NatureWriter. Booksy Owly/Carolion/Hotairballoon and Spyro. The rooms had two triple bunk beds each, excluding Booksy, Carolion, Hotairballoon and Spyro's, which had two normal bunk beds. Also, there was in each room a desk and desk chair, two armchairs, and three beanbags, plus a sofa. Not bad accommodations, really. But TVs had to be supplied themselves.
~The murders shall begin tomorrow. I will be the only one writing but I like Cayke's idea of you being allowed to post diary entries.~
(April 16, 2015 - 6:53 pm)
Danie: Woo! Just settled in. I'm on the tippy top of the bunkbed, while Indigo is on the one right below, and finally Squeak is on the very bottom.
Squeak: Hey! I never agreed to that!
Danie: Harrumph. I said so, so it's so.
Squeak: "I said so, so it's so," a very logical quote by Danie. *sarcascm*
Danie: Shut up.
Squeak: Sorry, but I'm gonna go and sleep on the middle bunk on Will's bunk.
Danie: Bu-
Squeak: Sorry.
Danie: Fine. NatureWriter, Come sleep on the bottom bunk with Indigo and me!
Nature: *sighs* Fine.
Squeak: SQUEEE! I'm sleepin' in the bunk bed with Dridian and Will!
Will: Wayyyyy to over excited.
Squeak: Harrrumph.
Danie: Hey! Don't steal my catchphrase!
LATER---
Danie: WOOOO!!! This was SUCH a good idea to tie the spinning wheel to the ceiling. Thanks for comin' up with that, Dridian.
Dridian: No problemo.
Squeak: *as a unicorn* Can someone give me some chocolate carrots? C'mon.
Indigo: *hands carrots* *then promplty throws pie* This is entertaining.
Natrue: Hey! I got an idea! Let's set the wheel on fire!
Dridian: What if we burn the train?
Danie: Who cares? It sounds fun! Will, light it up!
Will: *sings* Light it up-up-up- Light it up-up-up Light it up-up-up WHEEL ON FIYAAA!
Danie: *claps* Now, may you please... Please put the wheel on fire?
Will: Sure. *lights it up*
Squeak: AHHHHHHEYAAAA MY TAIL!
Dridian: Nevermind what i just said. THIS IS AWESOMEEE!
Will: EVERYTHING I-
Danie: No. Please.
Will: IS AW-
Indigo: Will, pl-
Will: AWESOOMMMMMEEEEEE!!! EVERYTHING I-
Squeak: PLEASE EXCLUDE YOUR EAR-SPLITTING SCREECH FROM THIS UNCONFORTABLE SITUATION. THANK YOU.
Danie: Nice choice of words, feller.
Squeak: My pleasure.
Danie: That was sarcasim.
Squeak: Exclude that, too, then.
Indigo: Can we just get on with it?
Dridian: Yeah. *throws pie at Squeak*
Danie: Fiddlesticks! I forgot my pie gun! *grabs nonexisitent phone* My phone has magical powers!
Nature: Uhh... Sure. Ookkaayy.
Danie: Bring me my pie machine, phone!
Phone: Bringing machine.
Machine: I'M HEERAAAA!
Danie: *grabs machine* YEEEHAAAA! *shoots squeak* WOOOHOOO!
Squeak: My prefectly perfect ears are splitting. Ow.
(April 16, 2015 - 8:42 pm)
COOMING!
(throws 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pies at Squeak)
Brookeira: That's not a number.
IT IS NOW.
(April 17, 2015 - 8:57 am)
[H.A.B.] Dangit, I have to share a room with this guy?!
[Spyro] Well, if you'd like to just pack up and leave, then - oh wait, no you can't. Let me remind you that this is ALL your idea!
[H.A.B.] *grumbles and begins unpacking*
Spyro's Journal
Day 1
Just arrived at the train, door closed behind us. No way out. Kind of scared... and hungry. Actually, I'm always hungry. I hope HAB doesn't read this, but I'm kinda glad he and all the other CBers are here. I wouldn't be able to do this alone.
(April 17, 2015 - 9:41 am)
I think that's a great idea! Here's mine.
April 14, 2015
I woke up at 1:00 a.m. and got my suitcase. I went outside and tried to fly. My suitcase was too heavy. Way too heavy. I regretted packing all those books.
Somehow I dragged my suitcase to the train station. Then I sat in the shadows waiting for the train.
Then it begains to rain. I'm just thinking of setting fire to some of my books too keep dry when other passengers arrive. I realise they don't see me. My shadowy scales blend right in to the shadows.
Then the train arrives, and we all scramble onto the train. A loud, booming voice fills the train. I didn't hear what it said as my head was buried deep in my suitcase looking for a book. I find it and emerge to see the door close and a plate of metal slide over it. I wondered if I could melt it with my fire.
Then we went to our rooms. I looked at the sign with my name. (Well, it wasn't really my name as I don't tell people my real name.) I opened the door and dragged my suitcase in. I then climbed onto the top bunk of one of the bunk beds. The rest of my roommates came in with thier luggage. They all tripped over my suitcase and stared at me.
I can only guess that they were startled by my appearance. In sharp contrast to the white blanket on which I lay, my pitch-black scales and large black wings must be something to see. I glare at them with my silver and blue eyes, the only part of me that isn't black.
One of them says, "Is your name really Shadow Dragon?"
"No," I reply, "names have power and I do not give mine away easily". "What may I call you then?"
"You can call me Shadow," I say.
Then we go to sleep as it is very early in the morning.
(April 17, 2015 - 5:54 pm)
Top it now!
(April 17, 2015 - 6:48 pm)
This is very . . . interesting. XP
(April 17, 2015 - 2:08 pm)
Er...... What do you mean by interesting?
(April 17, 2015 - 10:03 pm)
I was talking about the whole thread, and by interesting I mean FUUUNNN!!! >:)
(April 18, 2015 - 1:27 pm)
Day 1:
Dear, darling diary,
Oh, I'm so scared! I'll never survive this. Why did I come? * tear marks on page* I cried for half the day today. Excuse my messy writing, my hand is shaking. I'm sharing a room with Hotairballoon, Carolion, and Spyro. I hope they're nice! I'm on the bottom bunk of the bed, and thank goodness! What if I were to fall down? Goodbye, diary. I feel I am begining to cry again, so I will leave you. Wish me luck!
Yours,
Booksy
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Yeah, train master, I'm a girl. :)
(April 17, 2015 - 6:13 pm)
St.Owl: Day one. I nab the top bunk.
Devil Owl: Heeey, I wanted the top bunk!
St.Owl: There are four rows of bunk beds.Just take another.
Devil Owl: But I wanted thaaaat one!
St.Owl: Too bad.
Feather: I take a bottom bunk. I like the bottom bunk. It makes me feel safe. *Takes blanket from spare bed and makes fort*
Devil Owl: I'm doing that too! *Makes fort.* *Blanket falls off, ruining fort.* Drat!
*The three gather around the TV and start watching Pokemon*
*After settling in, Somebody joins*
(April 17, 2015 - 7:43 pm)