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OK. Please hear me out, don't leave PLEASE. I have a... princess RP. Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! I think it could be really fun!!!!! Hear me out. All of us are going to Royalty Academy where the greatest princesses teach school. It's a boarding school, and we are going to try and become princesses. You can choose which group you want to be in:
Warrior Princess (Tough, rash, hates girly stuff)
Snooty Princess (Snooty, stuck up, thinks she's better than everyone else)
Typical Princess (Beautiful, a bit dumb, innocent, kind, perfect, an amazing singer, ETC.)
Nerdy Princess (Tries too hard to be a princess, really smart, not that pretty)
Shy Princess (Shy, awkward, clumsy, quiet, ETC)
Evil princess (Dark, secretive, mean, scary, ETC)
And our classes:
Balancing act: Princess Belle
Princess 101 or Basic Princessing: Cinderella
Damsels in Distress: Rapunzel
Magic: Elsa
Foreign Language (Animals): Snow White
Singing: Ariel
Beauty class: Sleeping Beauty
Manners: Pochahauntus
Fashion: Anna
And finally, here's the form:
Name:
Age:
Personality:
Appearance:
Backround:
Groups:
Other:
submitted by Joss, age 12, ME
(May 16, 2015 - 10:18 am)
(May 16, 2015 - 10:18 am)
Lilia~
"Lilia Von Panoberg. Tisk, tisk", Anna says to me. "Lilia, you are a good student. You have never been in trouble in my class before. So now, why did you pass notes?"
Oh man! I'm stuck! I can't tell her that I was bored about trimming, but I can't lie to her. Ummm...
"Ummm...I needed to...arrange something...with Saraphina."
"And what was so important to arrange that it needed to happen during my interesting lecture?"
"Princess Anna?"
"Mm-hm?"
"If I told you something, would you tell someone else?"
"Possibly. It depends what you tell me."
"Well, I'm not going to tell the truth unless you don't tell anybody!"
"Lilia! I am a teacher! You may not speak to me like that!" She glares at me.
"Well..."
"Tell. It. To. Me."
Gosh, I've never been so scared of a princess before.
I blurt out, "Fairy sighting!"
"Really?" Interogates a skeptical Anna.
"Yes," I say sincerly.
"While that is very interesting, it has no place during class. Lilia, I hope you have learned your lesson."
"Yes, Ma'am."
"Now get on to Damsel in Disstressing. Oh, heres a pass."
"Thanks", I grumble, and head to my worst class.
(May 29, 2015 - 6:20 am)
Atla-
I wave goodbye to Val and Fel (I gave them nicknames) and dive into the water tunnel, morphing into seal form. I swim up the passageway into Damsel in Distress-ing. I chirp a "swear word" (it translates to fish-guts, but dolphins think that it's a very bad word) in Dolphinese (I know the human languages of English, German, French, Spanish, and Gaelic, and the fantasy and animal languages of Elvish, Klingon, Dolphinese, and Sealian). I pride myself that no one t this school (though Ricla probably speaks dark animal languages) speaks animal languages that I know of. And I know a lot.
"Now, girls," Rapunzel says, "today you will practice sitting perfectly still, in case you are ever locked in a tower."
I do that a lot. This sounds like a lesson I'll pass.
"Then you must scream as loudly as you can to alert your prince to your plight."
NO.
(May 29, 2015 - 12:33 pm)
Lilia~
Why must I be so bad at Damsel in Distressing class? I couldn't sit still, I'm very bad at sitting still. And then I got a C for not screaming loud enough. Oh, well.
(May 29, 2015 - 6:38 pm)
Valeira~
l hate Damsel in Distress. l hate it more then words can say. It's so unnatural for me.
l am thinking that l just might survive this class, when Rapunzel tells us to scream as loud as we can.
Atla looks like she is going to slap someone. Junonia looks almost terrified. Most everyone else starts scream.
l am outraged. Me of all people, scream?! In an instant l am standing, with axe in hand. l raise the axe over my head and swing in into the chair l was sitting in. The blade sinks deep in wood, splinters flying everywhere. With a loud CRACK, two halves of the chair fall to the ground.
Junonia lets out the loudest scream yet and faints. Rapunzel marches toward me, eyes blazing. "Valeira D'a-" But l am not done. l flip my wrist back and let the axe fly.
It wizzes passed Rapunzel, missing her by an inch, and then sinks deep into the wall, quivering.
Rapunzel is madder than a hornet. "You- you- are the most-" A voice interrups.
(May 29, 2015 - 6:39 pm)
♥Saraphina♥
Well, this'll be easy. I sit in my chair doing my best to stay poised. Princess Rapunzel strolls by each desk and examines everyone to make sure they aren't moving. She knocks a few points off of a girl's grade just for blinking. Poor her. Rookie mistake.
"Stellar work as always, Saraphina," Princess Rapunzel comments. She jots something down on her clipboard, then pauses when she comes to Lilia, who's sitting right next to me.
"Good, Lilia. Very good. But don't look so stiff! Loosen up a little." She walks away, calling over her shoulder, "Keep it up!"
I jab my best friend's elbow. "Lil! Nice job! You totally nailed it."
She smiles at me, but just gives a little shrug. "Thanks... I guess."
I'm about to ask her what's wrong when Princess Rapunzel says, "Now scream! One, two --"
There's an uproar from the class. I let out a high pitched, clear shrill.
"That was fabulous!" Princess Rapunzel cries, tears swimming in her eyes. "I couldn't be prouder. Now, your grades for this assignment will be given one by one at my desk. Lilia, you're first up."
Lilia smiles nervously and stands up. I squeeze her arm. "Good luck!"
I sit for a few minutes, chatting with a few other girls. Lilia returns. "Well? How'd you do?"
"91. A-," she says while sitting back down.
"That's great!" I cheer.
She shrugs, just like she did before. I'm about to ask her what's wrong AGAIN when Princess Rapunzel calls me up. "Saraphina!"
"Coming, Miss," I say and hurry over to her desk.
"100, plus 10 bonus points for the outstanding posture. Best in the class. A++," she says.
I smile. "Thanks!"
"You earned it, Ms. Clarke."
"I bet you got an A+. Like usual," says Lilia when I catch up to her after the bell rings. "No, wait. A++."
"Oh come on, stop." I brush past her avoiding her eyes. "Let's just get to class, okay?"
(May 29, 2015 - 8:26 pm)
We are having continuity issues.
(May 29, 2015 - 9:18 pm)
Umm, Daphne? In my installment I said that Lilia could not stay still, didn't scream loud enough, and got a C. You might want your best friend to seem like a really good student, but...Lilia Von Panoberg sticks to C's and B's in Damsel in Distress class.
(May 30, 2015 - 6:12 am)
I'm so sorry, I didn't see that for some reason.. scratch that entire post I made. I'm really sorry!!
(May 30, 2015 - 4:11 pm)
Dear Diary,
"Why can't Damsel in Distressing be all about the theory of it" I moaned, showing Lea my test score.
"I know, it would be totally so much better if it was. Hey, at least you still got an A+, I only got A."
I'm a bit pleased with myself to hear that. Then I start giggling.
"Did you see that girl, with the axe?" Lea joins me in laughter.
"I thought Professor Rapunzel would die!"
"I bet she got like, D--"
We can't stop laughing. It was such a bold, hilarious move that neither of us could fully comprehend it. WHy would you even do such a thing? As much as I hate DiD, I wouldn't dacrifice my grade to lash back at it.
(May 30, 2015 - 6:09 am)
Ack! So sorry that I deserted you guys! Life, hating Common Core, tests, hating Common Core and me being an idiot.
(May 30, 2015 - 8:56 am)
Ricla~
"Sit." People will tell me to "sit", to "walk", to "run", and I can't do it. It's practically a vampire law that we have to hover. We can't touch the ground. So I can't sit. So I can't do the Damsels in Distressing.
Which I really don't care about.
When it comes to be my turn, I just hover on the spot.
"Please sit down," Rapunzel says.
"Can't," I reply, "So shove off."
She raises her eyebrows but doesn't protest. "Start."
SO I scream.
Luckily I was the last person to come in; she falls down petrified on the spot. I shrug and leave the room. "I think that deserves an A," I remark to the unconcious teacher.
Grace~
That girl with the axe was so stupid, like what the heck! This tutoring is essential for our knowledge and protesting will just get you in trouble. It's much easier to just do it, especially because it's so fun.
"A++," Princess Rapunzel tells me as I leave.
Naturally.
(May 30, 2015 - 3:54 pm)
Lea~
My next class is Magic. I smile, knowing that I'll ace this one. I've been studdying for today's quiz for weeks. We're studying animal transformations. Isis and I walk in, and sit down at the desk we share. I notice that we have a subsitute teacher.
"Hello class," she croaks, "Princess Elsa is away on a conference, so I will be your teacher for today. We'll go right into our quiz."
She goes around, testing one person after another, giving out the usual A's and B's and C's for half froggs and badgers with the head of a tea kettle. Finally, it's my turn.
The substitute comes up to me leaning down so close that I can feel her breath on my face.
"Hello, Lea," she whispers, "i heard you were a straight A+ student. A++, even."
"Y-yes..." I reply, suddenly scared.
"Well, show us what you know. Turn invisible."
I pale. We haven't learned anything about invisibility yet. I try to remmember anything I know, but my mind draws a blank.
"Um, m'am? We haven't learned about that yet."
"Nonsense. Turn. Invisible. Noooow."
I try my best, whispering the first spell that comes to mind. Unfortunately nothing happens.
"Ha!" the lady gasps, stepping back so the whole class can hear. "It is time someone showed you what you're worth. F!"
"W-what?"
"F. Your grade is an F. Sit down."
The class gasps. No one has gotten an F in ages! I sit down, hipnotised. I don't notice anything going on around me. My head is throbbing. F. F. F.
Just then, the bell rings. "You are dissmissed," the substitute says curtly.
I jump up, and run to my dorm. I hear Isis calling after me, but I don't stop. My leg snaggs on something sharp, and I feel blood trickling down it, but I don't care. I throw myself on my bed, tears streaming down my face, my head throbbing. "Lea!" I hear Isis call from the door, but I don't react. All I can think about is the fact: I. Got. An. F.
(May 30, 2015 - 6:54 pm)
Lilia~
In Magic, we have a sub. She goes around and has us turn a teakettle into a badger and conjour a frog. My frog looks translucent, but whatever. B is still an OK grade. When she gets to Lea, the perfect student, the Sub doesn't tell her anything about badgers or frogs.
"Well, show us what you know. Turn invisible."
"Um, m'am? We haven't learned about that yet."
"Nonsense. Turn. Invisible. Noooow."
Saraphina and I gasp. Lea looks frightened. She whispers something and squeazes her eyelids together, but....
Nothing happens.
"F!" Screeches the substitute.
We gasp again.
Lea runs out of the room, sobbing.
I catch Saraphina's eye. Our expressions say, 'Uh, oh'.
The teacher whips around to face us.
"Now", she says. "For extra credit, would anyone else like to turn invisible?"
Everybody looks around. Nobody speaks.
And then Atla stands up.
"I will."
(May 31, 2015 - 5:56 am)
Ricla~
Something looks familiar about the subsitute, something I can't quite place. She's strange in the way I'm strange: Her dress's collar covers the whole of her neck and it drapes down so it cascades on the floor. And her eyes.... I know those eyes. Violet. Violet eyes.
She tells Lea to turn invisible and gives her an F. Pays her right; she thinks she's so smart, always getting everything right. But then she asks if anyone else wants to try.
It seems Atla does.
"No," I say, surprising even myself. "I'll turn invisible for you."
Of course, I can't really turn invisible. I haven't learned it, and besides it isn't a vampire thing or anything. But I can turn into a bat.
Turn into a bat.
My body envelopes inside itsef, squeezing, pushing, shaping, forming, and then everything is dark. I shriek; my desk is above me. Good, no one can see me.
"Very well done!" the subsitute exclaims. "You can come visible now."
This time it's stretching, pulling, forming, mutating back into a human where I hover next to my desk.
My hood falls off.
And the subsitute faints.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"This isn't one of my trances," I whisper. My hood's back on now. "This is a shock faint."
The other princesses are gathering at a distance while I hover right next to her. Time to test my suspicion.
I open her mouth.
And there it is. The two fangs.
A vampire.
(May 31, 2015 - 11:03 am)
I go un-invisible. "Well, that explains how rude she was."
I summon a tiny bit of my magic to do a simple teleportation spell and retrieve garlic from the kitchen. I hold some out to everyone.
"Hello," I say, "if you are unaware of my identity, I am Atla Aquaria, a selkie. Grab one of these before she wakes up, and grab any sharp pieces of wood, or we'll all die."
(May 31, 2015 - 1:13 pm)