St.Owl sat in

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St.Owl sat in

St.Owl sat in a compartment by herself, reading a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, trying to ignore the butterfiles flapping around in her stomach. Yet again, she pulled out the letter with the crumpled Hogwarts seal and read the acceptance letter fondly. A real, true, for-sure invitation to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!

She clutched it close to her chest and sighed, like some girls do with love letters. She pinched herself yet again, just to make absolutely positive she wasn't dreaming.

It hurt.

She wasn't dreaming.

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So! CBers at Hogwarts! I can't wait to find how much trouble we'll be causing! I will be the only one writing; just sign up below and I'll add you to the story! 

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(August 23, 2015 - 6:25 pm)
submitted by top!
(September 19, 2015 - 3:57 pm)

Top

ps. Please post :(

submitted by Top, age Top, Top
(September 20, 2015 - 5:16 pm)

Sorry guys... it isn't as much homework as I'm not sure what to write now. The mystery must be solved, but I'm not sure on how to do it. Just... keep it topped, please, and when an idea strikes, I'll write about it.

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Somebody swirled her cereal around idley. Today was the day of her detention, and she wasn't looking forward to it. Especially because it was not her fault.

In a way, she wanted Shifting Sands and Volcano Flame to reappear. She may not be able to jinx them, but she should be able to punch them. And that was what she was going to do: hit them both right in the face. How dare they attack that girl (who, Somebody found out, was called Hermione)! And get her in trouble!

Meanwhile, Somebody had suspicions that she was not the only one having these problems. There was a rumor going around that St.Owl was getting hate mail, Danie Transfigured a mouse into a purple unicorn, Mandrakes were released in Greenhouse One, a few students were attacked by pies in History of Magic, and no one was really sure how St.Owl got those gigantic wings.

Maybe she wasn't the only one.

Somebody's watch beeped, and she got up. Herbology was next, and she would make it a point to be at a tray with St.Owl today. They needed to deduce, induce, and discuss.

"Four to a tray!" Professor Douh chirped. "We're potting Figs NewKirks today!"

Somebody rolled her eyes. What a stupid name.

St.Owl already had two other people with her, both Ravenclaw girls. They seemed close. Somebody hoped this was true. If they weren't, and Somebody started talking about Shifting, Volcano, and St.Owl's hate mail, things might get a little strange.

She sidled over to the girls' tray.

When the girls noticed who was with them, they made to move away, but Somebody grabbed St.Owl's wing.

"Hey! That hurts!" St.Owl protested, spinning around.

"People avoiding me hurts," Somebody replied, which wasn't true at all. She liked being alone, but desperate times called for desperate measures. "I'm here to talk about your mail."
"It's all rubbish," St.Owl said, a little too quickly.

"It isn't and I know it. So don't try to lie. I encountered something strange as well. It is my theory that all the rumors are true, and they are all linked."

St.Owl frowned and replied, "My parents and brother are acting weird, but nothing like that had happened."

"Something happened to me. Two people I used to, um, think about showed up. They attacked Hermione during Potions, made the whole Potions room catch fire, and tricked me into hexing another kid. You probably don't believe me, but it's true, just like those gigantic showy wings of yours are true. Now I have a theory and you need to test it. Next time your owl comes back, follow it. I don't care what is going on that day, follow it. You're getting hate mail from your relatives, but I don't think it is your relatives. Tell me what happens. Then we need to talk to either Rainbow, Danie, Brookiera, or all three. Do you understand?"
St.Owl gave a stiff nod.

"Good."

Somebody walked away to gather some dragon dung.

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(September 20, 2015 - 7:33 pm)

Keep writing! Love it so far!

submitted by Phantom N.
(September 20, 2015 - 8:48 pm)

Agreed!

submitted by OtR
(September 21, 2015 - 7:10 pm)

Awesome story, idea, etc. Execution? Nice enough, but I and a whole lot of other people got our names mantioned and NOTHING ELSE ... just saying. I suppose it doesn't matter, I don't even read up on this as much as everyone else probably does. 

submitted by Indigo
(September 20, 2015 - 9:47 pm)

I know, Indigo, I'm sorry. I'm trying to include everyone, but there's about twenty-one people participating, and some of you won't be able to be as major as others. And I'm sorry, but the people with AEs will probably get mentioned a lot more.

Anyway, DRAT! I forgot Spyro! So, here we go...

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St.Owl took a bite of her bacon rather sadly. She was dreading the day she would have to follow Dev. How on earth would she go unseen?! Maybe this was just some trick of Somebody's. Maybe she meant to jinx that person, and she was just going to make St.Owl get in trouble when she missed her lessons. 

St.Owl's bacon disinigrated as she crushed it angrily.

At that moment, a slice of buttered toast hit her head.

She whirled around.

Food was flying all around the Great Hall! Sometimes it just seemed enchanted, but other kids were throwing it too. Some people were cowering under tables, but they got hit by blasts of porridge anyway. And, strangely, donuts seemed to be vanishing from the trays.

"Quit it!" Dragonrider was shouting. St.Owl turned to see- nothing. Dragonrider was talking and waving into thin air. "Come on! This is a complete madhouse! And leave some donuts for me!"

St.Owl narrowed her eyes. If this was anything like Somebody's "Two people I used to think about", then Dragonrider was getting a visit. St.Owl turned around.

"Indigo," she whispered to her friend, "Can you see who Dragonrider's shouting at?"

"No," Indigo whispered back. "Do you think she might... be going... a little... crazy?"

"...I don't think so," St.Owl replied. "Somebody told me something yesterday..."
She went on to explain all of Somebody's ideas. Indigo's eyes narrowed.

"She's pulling your leg."

"I swear, she was perfectly serious."
"Follow your owl?"

"Well, if it's the owl's fault I'm getting hate mail, then I should have a chance to find out," St.Owl replied.

"AND GOOD RIDDANCE!"
Dragonrider's voice echoed around the Great Hall. Everyone suddenly froze and slowly lookedvat her. She blushed and edged a little towards St.Owl as chatter broke out again.

"St.Owl?" she asked. "Remember what Somebody said? I think... I think I just got paid a visit."

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(September 21, 2015 - 6:52 pm)

Umm....

St.? I have an AE. And, no, I'm not making this up to get more attention. I really do have an Alter Ego. Her name is 0ink and she is crazy, hyperactive and also very mischeiveous, in a sneaky, prank-pulling kind of way.

0ink: SHESRIGHTYOUNO! IDOEXIST!

Hermione: Oh. I forgot. She is a terrible student, the exact oppisite of me.

0ink: NOIMNOTT!

Hermione: Yes, 0ink. You are. Not is spelled with only one 't', not two. 

submitted by Hermione Granger, age 11, Hogwarts
(September 24, 2015 - 2:00 pm)

Spyro is HAB's AE.

submitted by Info
(September 24, 2015 - 2:03 pm)

Top

submitted by Top, age Top, Top
(September 22, 2015 - 4:40 pm)

The next day, Devil Owl came back.

There was a small scroll attatched to his leg. 

Before he could leave, St.Owl distracted him with bacon. No Devil Owl can resist bacon, and it fell down his throat as St.Owl read.

There was nothing much. Just this:

How dare you! We have been in regular corrispondence saying nothing of the sort and you accuse us with unjust means! And saying such insulting things about us no less! I won't take it! Find a friend to live with, because you are no longer allowed in this house!

St.Owl read it over once more. All she'd put in her last letter was asking the impersonator to stop. What was her mother- because she was almost positive this really was her mother this time- doing?
She hastily scribbled a reply- I have no idea what you're talking about, it was you writing insulting things about me- and tied it to Devil Owl's leg, who took off with a screech.

"All right, hold tight," said a fourth year. His/Her ((I'm sorry, I'm not certain, I'm going to call you a her, correct me if I'm wrong) name was Air, and she was smart even by Ravenclaw standards. She rapped St.Owl sharply on the head with her wand, and she felt like egg yolk was dripping over her body. A Dissolusiment Charm- the perfect disguise.

"Now, I don't know how long it will last," Air said, "Because I'm pretty new at that, so... stay hidden anyway, OK?"

"Okay," St.Owl whispered. At that moment, Dev finished his bacon and rose into the air.

St.Owl got up.

"Good luck," whispered Dragonrider and Indigo. St.Owl nodded, even though they couldn't see her, and walked up to the astronomy tower. 

Where she launched herself off.

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(September 22, 2015 - 7:10 pm)

Maybe l could, l dunno, sneak around and cause a disaster?

submitted by Phantom N.
(September 22, 2015 - 8:44 pm)

"Devil Owl, there is a presence behind us."

The barn owl turned his head to see a bat flying next to him. "WHO CARES?! SHE MIGHT GOT WINGS, BUT SHE AIN'T GOT INVISIBLE!"

"She doesn't have invisibility," the bat corrected grimly. "Anyway, there are charms, you know. The stars are rippling."

"RIPPLING, SHMIPPLING! GET YOUR EYES CHECKED!"

"Dev, we don't have time for this. Which way is headquarters?"

"LEFT!"

"...You mean west?"

"LEFT!" St.Owl's pet insisted.

"Devil Owl, if all we're doing is flying left, we will end up going in circles!"

"GOOD! SHIFTING IS A SPOILSPORT!"
"I'm not saying I miss the absence of coconut cream pies, but you need to write out St.Owl's letter!"

"WILL HER PARENTS EVER GET ONE?"

"No," said the bat. St.Owl stifled a gasp. "They can't learn too much. But I'm going to start writing now. She's getting owls from her friends' parents now."
"OOOOOOHHHHHH! DO I GET TO BE A GREAT HORNED OWL?! HUH?! I LOVE BEING A RABID GREAT HORNED OWL!"

"Not rabid. But, sure you can be a great horned owl!"

"A SNOWY?!"

"Sure."

The owl did a few loop-de-loops. "OUT OF BARN OWL, WHOO, WHOO! OUT O-OF BARN OWL, OUT O-OF BARN OWL, BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY A FRUIT BAT, WHOO-WHOO!"
"I can be a vampire bat if you prefer," the bat snarled.

Devil Owl paled.

"Now, I think I see headquarters. Dive-"

St.Owl flattened her wings and did a nose-dive after the talking animals, spreading her wings at the next second and landling softly. The bat and owl began to morph until two humans stood in their place.

"Brace yourself," the one that had been a bat said.

St.Owl stepped out next to them. Her lungs almost popped from not being able to make a sound.

Some sort of creature consuming donuts! A creature on fire, next to one with a cape and mask! Two strutting around in detective uniforms, one tipping her hat at every person she past, saying, "I'm Flame. Volcano flame." A person that was completely white- not in a racist way, but just the color, she was white- lounging on a chair! And then, at the far corner, there was a girl with curly hair and a yellow dress, saying, "Is there more toil?" in a small voice.

Devil Owl and Feather, however, held no fear. The bat walked right up to the shy girl, and Dev called out to Volcano Flame. St.Owl, feeling a little afraid, edged over towards Bat-Girl, who seemed most sane.

"You're going to have to go in tomorrow," she was saying.

"I don't want to," whispered the girl. "I'm not like them. I am not insane!"

"Don't... um, actually, let them hear you say that, but, Wildflower, just do your thing. Become a harpy and recite Ariel's lines!"
"You are three men of sin, whom Destiny,

That hath to instrument this lower world

And what is in ’t, the never-surfeited sea


Hath caused to belch up you—and on this island


Where man doth not inhabit, you ’mongst men


Being most unfit to live. I have made you mad,


And even with suchlike valor men hang and drown


Their proper selves.
(some of the courtiers
draw their swords)


    You fools, I and
my fellows


Are ministers of fate. The elements


Of whom your swords are tempered may as well


Wound the loud winds or with bemocked-at stabs


Kill the still-closing waters as diminish


One dowl that’s in my plume. My fellow ministers


Are like invulnerable. If you could hurt,


Your swords are now too massy for your strengths


And will not be uplifted. But remember—


For that’s my business to you—that you three


From Milan did supplant good Prospero,


Exposed unto the sea, which hath requit it,


Him and his innocent child. For which foul deed


The powers—delaying, not forgetting—have


Incensed the seas and shores, yea, all the creatures,


Against your peace.—Thee of thy son, Alonso,


They have bereft, and do pronounce by me


Lingering perdition, worse than any death


Can be at once, shall step by step attend


You and your ways; whose wraths to guard you from—


Which here, in this most desolate isle, else falls


Upon your heads—is nothing but hearts'
sorrow


And a clear life ensuing," Wildflower recited.
Bat-girl blinked. "Um, yeah. Like that."
"Oh, do you like it?" asked Wildflower. "I'm working on another monologue now from the Tempest. Prospero's, at the end of the show. I've pretty much got it down... want to hear it?"
"Um, not right now," said Feather quickly. "Maybe later. But listen, we need you. In the human world, Rose Bud is the only one who can see you. Either hide from her or make yourself exceedingly obvious. We have to tear the CBer body apart!"

 

 

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(September 23, 2015 - 1:32 pm)

Ummm. I hte too mention this now, but, I also have an AE. No, I'm not say this just to get attention in the story, but, yeah. I have an Alter-Ego. Her name is 0ink. She looks like me. She is crazy, hyperactive, and mischeivious, in a sneaky, prank-pulling way. She does have the abilty to use magic, but, choses not to use itmuch She is kinda smart, but not in a textbook way. She loves to pull elaborate pranks on people.

submitted by Hermione Granger, age 11, Hogwarts
(September 24, 2015 - 2:11 pm)

Actually, Hermione, that's perfect. Thanks for telling me! This will be great!
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St.Owl sidled away from Bat-Girl and Wildflower and cast her eyes about the room. There wasn't much to eavesdrop on. The white girl was lounging, most of the others were throwing flaming brussels sprouts pies at Volcano's companion, and Hermione was sneaking up on Bat-Girl and Wildflower.

Wait. Hermione?!
St.Owl edged over towards her Gryffindor friend, and nonchalantly whispered in her ear, "Psst. Hermione. It's St.Owl. I'm here too."

Hermione jumped and started screaming. St.Owl took a few steps back.

"INTRUDER!!!!" Hermione was shouting. "INTRUDER IN HEADQUARTERS! CBER VISITOOOOOOR! ST.OWL THE FLIER! DANGER, DANGER, DANGERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHERE?!" shouted the masked person. "LET ME PIIIIIEEE HEEEEEER!"

"BEGIN INVISIBLE MAN SEARCH!" shouted Volcano, and all of the creatures stuck out their arms and started spinning around in circles.

With one flap of her gigantic white wings, St.Owl was aloft, and none of these strange people could touch her.

"Idiots!" hissed Bat-Girl. She repeated it, louder. "IDIOTS! ST.OWL CAN FLY!"

She turned into a bat and started hovering. Devil Owl turned into a Great Horned owl and started flying.

St.Owl flew towards the exit as fast as her wings could carry her.

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Heheheeee... cliffhanger! 

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(September 24, 2015 - 4:22 pm)