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Puns!
It's about time we got some more posts here on Inkwell. I usually avoid making threads. (dunno why) But in a crises, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do (insert song).
So... puns. They are either genius, or horrible, and you could suffer from an overdose, but they are fun to make. Used for comedic relief, as the foundation for an annoying side character, or just for pun(<---see, funny), puns are an important literary device, like Allegories, Allusions, and the caps lock key. Many people go to punistries and train in the art of the pun, at which I am a failure. If my punnyness was a picture, it would be a stick figure that people walk by thinking, "look at that piece of abstract art. You know if I turn my head and squint, it looks like a chimpanzee riding on a Segway" Cakewrecks has some funny puns.
My pun, which I think I'll write a story about I love it so much: Matches on strike. teehee. It's funny, see.
yeah... your turn.
P.S. The whole time I was writing this post, I tried to fit in a pun here and there but to no avail. Anyone care to rewrite my post and make it punful?
submitted by Adina
(December 28, 2009 - 9:55 pm)
(December 28, 2009 - 9:55 pm)
Ohh. I love puns. So does my dad.
"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger. THen it hit me."
"Police were called to a daycare center where a toddler was resisting arrest."
"I'd like to help you out- which way did you come in?"
"With her marriage she got a new name and a dress."
"When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, UCLA."
and more later. :D
A Mr. Dad special.. *duh-duh-duh-duuuuuh*
*holds up telephone*
"Am I real or am I.... phony?"
I leave you with that, adieu.
I especially love the first one! It's great!
Sluggo
(January 2, 2010 - 1:34 pm)
teehee. these are great!
I have one!: Seven days without a pun makes one weak. It is also a punisment, to us listeners.
bu dum bum.
(January 2, 2010 - 2:01 pm)
Teehee this is really cheesy but here it is:
A mom was teaching her kid how to cook a pancake without using the instant mix. She had laid out flour, butter and eggs. She lifted one of the eggs up after explaining how to put the eggs in the bowl without the shells falling in. "Now," she said, "We need to make a lot of pancakes before breakfast, so let's get cracking."
*bows* *hat falls off* *runs off stage* *tries not to be hit by rotten tomatoes*
(January 6, 2010 - 2:56 pm)