Kyngdom Survival Guide
ANIMAL INVASION???
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ANIMAL INVASION???
ANIMAL INVASION???
B.I.G. members—I am extremely disappointed in you. Animals have invaded the Brazen Inquiry Guild Headquarters. I need you to tell me what you've seen. Spare no detail, please.
I also need someone to take responsibility for this failure and develop a plan for stopping these beasts in the future. It shouldn't be hard, you fools. They're just animals.
submitted by Cornelia Hornshaw, Brazen Inquiry Guild
(March 3, 2016 - 5:43 pm)
(March 3, 2016 - 5:43 pm)
So sorry, Miss Hornshaw...
I'll be a better man...
(March 3, 2016 - 6:00 pm)
I'm so sorry! I guess I was out sick that day. Did anything of importance go missing? I can help search the area if it helps.
(March 4, 2016 - 9:49 pm)
I thought I saw animals with sleep darts assault the guards, but I might have been hallucinating.
(March 4, 2016 - 11:29 pm)
Sorry, not my problem I was not there at the time so I hold myself not responsible. :P
(March 5, 2016 - 10:43 am)
Too bad for you!!!!!! Fur and feathers forever!!!!!!!!!!!!
(March 5, 2016 - 10:44 am)
"Sorry, Ms. Hornshaw, but as I was too busy escaping your filthy hands, I must have missed an invasion. I'll take more notice at a time when you are not trying to kill me, just like you murdered my parents."
-Kathleen Morgan
(If you want to know more about this, read this story in the Farage Delert RP.)
(March 5, 2016 - 12:21 pm)
YOU, B.I.G, ARE GOING DOWN! AND NOT IN AN ELEVATOR!
And that last statement was rather hurtful. We animals pride in being more than an animal. But the other statement was true. You ARE all fools. >=) Well, exept for the guys who are on the animals' side. You're cool.
"egf!" You want an egg? If you say so.....
(March 5, 2016 - 4:19 pm)
OWLS! OWLS! OWLS! I hate owls! I'm very sorry Dr. Hornshaw. I was really just trying to avoid their talons.
(March 5, 2016 - 8:33 pm)
Haha!!! And I helped them! BIG, it's your own fault for rejecting me because of my age! You thought I wasn't smart just because I was only six! But guess what! I'm the smartest, most stuck-up child in Kyngdom! With me as your enemy, you'll regret ever sending that rejection letter.
*Sticks nose into the air and toddles away*
(March 6, 2016 - 10:59 am)
Invasion? What invasion? Im very sorry about this, Mrs. Hornshaw. Ill try to do better next time.
When I'm not stuck in the woods.
Btw? FaFA Forever!!!!!!!!!!
(March 6, 2016 - 11:31 pm)
What happened was that your sleeping guards hallucinated. The B.I.G. is small. How about a plan: Stop bothering the animals and go back to wherever you came from!!!
FAF forever!
(March 7, 2016 - 10:20 am)
The Archagent Lynx is pleased with this development. Carry on, animals. I'll help.
(March 8, 2016 - 8:46 am)
(March 10, 2016 - 8:57 pm)
Nah nah nah, You can' t stop us.
Fur and Feathers Forever!
I have a message to BIG XD
(April 2, 2016 - 3:46 pm)