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It's been a long, long year, with many ups and downs. Yes. A nice, long, peaceful year that turned my life upside down and right side up again. And that is Why, my friends, I believe it is time to celebrate the anniversary of the "last ski lodge" with a new invitation.
Rules:
-Everyone seems to know the jist by now. Look it up if you don't.
-Alternate egos are welcomed and encouraged. Please specify if you would like them to be treated as another aspect of you or as another person entirely. Each individual alter ego acting as his or her own person will be tossed into the Sugarbowl.
-Game begins July 15, 2015.
-I will still not be able to drive, despite being sixteen. What a shame.
-All bags will be checked at the door. Please dispose of at this time all sharp objects, blunt items such as baseball bats, golf clubs, and your little sister, and any liquids in containers over 3.4 ounces.
-If I see a pie, I will confiscate it while smiling, patting you on the back, and saying, "Oh for me? You shouldn't have." I expect to see lots of pies. Cakes, too.
Good luck, my friends. Let's enjoy another Ski Lodge Murder Mystery together.
submitted by T.O.N.
(May 14, 2015 - 5:40 pm)
(May 14, 2015 - 5:40 pm)
"Holy baked fish Ivy" Hahahahahaha
(May 30, 2015 - 2:26 pm)
I bring with me an unexpected invatation held in a tight hand, an oversized rabbit on a very, very long leash ("Don't worry, he probably doesn't bite! I mean, he's only killed me three times... Uh... Nice bunny..."), and as many pies as one can fit into an average sized golf cart that's had to endure both the Minnesota winters and a giant rabbit trying to fit his head into it. Twice. One of the pies Is not a pie. It is a cake. This pie comes with a note:
Dear The Omnipresent Narrator,
You all thought I was dead! I was not. I mean, excepting those other times. But right now, for the moment, I am undoubtedly alive! Your army of lemmings will be powerless, and soon the world will be--
Oh my. Was I saying something? Oh. Yes. Expect your mandatory ski lodge themed art in 1-2 and a half weeks, if we get lucky.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *
Sincerely,
Theo W.
*mandatory evil laughing. I seem to have stumbled across a list of mandatory things. Pie, art, and evil laughter. All mandatory. This example of evil laughter could also translate to: I am so excited for the ski lodge, oh my goodness. Or it could just be evil laughter.
(May 23, 2015 - 8:36 pm)
Come on, Theo. You've been on three ski lodges so far and you don't know my name? Omnipotent, dear magician, omnipotent.
I will await the ski lodge art excitedly. I might draw up a floor plan pretty soon of what it would really look like.
(May 25, 2015 - 10:32 pm)
Did I say Omnipresent? *dangit Omnipresent Day* I knew something was wrong. There's a reason you never see elephants in magic shows. Mostly because the magician forgot.
I await drawing the art excitedly. (It's sitting on the drafting table, taunting me right now.) Ooh! A floor plan--that'd be intresting to see! Does the ski lodge get bigger every time there are new skiiers? (I'd imagine it would have to grow from the first ski lodges.)
(May 28, 2015 - 8:39 pm)
Well, even though A Curious Dragon has to dispose of me if she joins (or joined), I'm coming.
The Poofer will, at least. Please.
You didn't mean me, right??
(May 24, 2015 - 9:20 am)
GOOD THING I HAVE INVISIBLE PIES!
Brooke: Sh!
Baelfire: W-wait, I'd like to rethink this...
TOO LATE!
(May 24, 2015 - 12:48 pm)
Anyone who watches Gravity Falls join in!
OH, I CAN SEE
WHAT OTHERS CAN'T SEE
IT AIN'T SOME SIDESHOW TRICK
IT'S A NEAT ABILITY!
(Masked joins in)
WHERE OTHERS ARE BLIIIIND,
I AM FUT'RALLY INCLINED
AND YOU TOO COULD SEE
IF YOU WAS WIDDLE OL' ME!
(May 24, 2015 - 12:52 pm)
Deepest apologies, I know you already have waaaaaay too many people, but...
IHAVETOJOINIHAVETOJOINIHAVETOJOOOOOOOOIN
*clears throat* Anyways, I shall report to the cabin with my insane, sugar-rushed alter...
Candy KING: CAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAANDY!
Carolion King: ...ego.
Clyde: mroo
Carolion King: You're not a cow, you're a CAPTCHA!
(May 24, 2015 - 2:22 pm)
Yet more tedious notices:
15. We find Doctor Who creepy.
16. We find dolls TRIPLE creepy.
17. Puns on the names are welcome.
(May 24, 2015 - 2:52 pm)
I must make myself more elaborate. I'm St.Owl, I have an alter ego, Devil Owl, who happens to be an owl, and a sidekick, Feather, who happens to be a grammar geek. (She was promoted from Alter Ego.) Enough with the tedious hellos, let me just tell you what I'm packing.
Me: My magical bag that summons any book you need! (That I got for a clearance price of $9.99!) Toiletries, bed things, food (I don't trust anything you give us), and an iPad. With Netflix.
Feather: A magic dictionary, theosaurus, atlas, encyclopedia, and any other thing related to that that you could possibly imagine. A teddy bear and a forcefield maker. (I don't trust you either. Nor do I trust Dev.)
Dev (Devil Owl): Veggie blaster, veggie maker, owl hood, coconut cream pie, chocolate cake, sugar, and caffine. Oh yeah! Chlorinated water.
(Dev, are you really going to drink that?)
(No. I'm going to make Feather drink it.)
(Feather: *puts up force field*
(May 24, 2015 - 5:17 pm)
Special items we're bringing:
Brookeira: Magic water elemental staff (water, snow, mist, etc.) carved from obsidian that will kill anyone who touches it (except Brooke, obviously.)
Masked Piester: Everlasting Pie Summoning Bag that Randomly Becomes a Blaster. Also summons turtles and pudding.
Baelfire: A book entitled Ciallaíonn dlisteanach ach yo dóiteáin. It is said to contain powerful fire magic.
(May 24, 2015 - 10:23 pm)
*High fives Feather*
Feather, have you noticed that we're reaaaaaaly similar? It's cool, and rather creapy...
(May 25, 2015 - 9:02 pm)
John! Great to see you again! It's been forever! (I mean this as a compliment.) I used one of the sidekicks (The elf girl) you created for the Crowd Sorcery and used her in the Crowd Sorcery short story contest! She was an awesome creation!
(May 24, 2015 - 10:09 pm)
Apparently this is supposed to be awesome. I saw a ski lodge and had the average reaction. (A few squeals and such) But, i have never heard of T.O.N. probably due to the fact that i just joined a few months ago. Well, nice to meet you, my name is Katydid *Cough cough* Katie *Cough* And, i can't wait!!! And i will be back in time for it to start!! *SQUEAL* YAY :DDD
(May 24, 2015 - 10:57 pm)
I'm flattered that you wrote a short story about Arenosa Moonwood and I would like very much to read it.
(May 25, 2015 - 5:49 pm)