Island Paradise Resort!!!

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

Island Paradise Resort!!!

Island Paradise Resort!!! Please join!

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You are walking into your neighborhood, miserable. You just got out of school, and it's Winter Break. You should be happy, but you aren't. you are going to be stuck in your boring house the whole break, with no access to the Chatterbox. This is because you are grounded.

For reading. Reading! 

Well, that isn't exactly the whole story. 

The day before yesterday, you were reading an extremely immersing fantasy novel. You were in the middle of a very suspenseful part when your parent yelled,"Lights out!" You tried to argue, but your parent cut you off. "I don't care how good your book is. You need to get some sleep." You wanted to scream that they didn't understand, that you simply had to keep reading. But you kept quiet; there was no use in arguing. You sighed and turned off your lamp.

Five mintues later, you pulled your covers over your head, along with three quilts on top to make sure your flashlight wouldn't shine through and give you away. You turned it on. It was supposed to be used for emergencies only. And this was an emergency. A book emergency.

You continued reading, feeling excited. You wanted to scream with giddy delight when the main character finally kissed that girl, but you could only smile silently. You wanted to punch the wall when the main character's best friend betrayed him, but you could only grit your teeth. Then that charming wizard guy died. You dropped the book, shaking.

"Nooooooooo!" you wailed. "No, no, no, I hate you, author!"

Your bedroom door flew open, and your parent rushed it. It all went downhill from there.

"I am confiscating your book for two da-" your parent started. Suddenly there was a flash, and the room seemed to shudder. For a second, your parent's eyes turned scarlet. Then everything went back to normal, and you forgot all about that weird thing that just occured.

Your parent's voice was cold. "You are grounded. For the entire Winter Break. No screen time, no blogging, and no leaving the house."

Now you are walking home, dead leaves crunching beneath your feet.

You arrive at your house and open the mailbox. Something flies into your hands. It's a letter:

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Dear Chatterboxer and Book Lover,

You have been invited to be in the first group of people to stay at the newly constructed Island Paradise Resort! The Resort sits on a tiny island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. In fact, the entire island is owned by the Resort. We are its only inhabitants. You will be taken to the island on a first-class private jet. Once you arrive, prepare to have a world of fun!

Our Resort is made up of a four-story luxury hotel, a beautiful beach, a small amusement park, a five-star restaurant, multiple relaxation areas, three thrilling waterslides, a peaceful forest, and absolutely no murders!

And the best part is...it's all FREE*!!!

The length of your stay depends on the number of people attending. If you choose, you may bring  one AE and/or one CAPTCHA. We will pick you up from your home. Watch for our purple limousine.

We are not responsible for any pain, excruciating pain, deaths, excruciatingly painful deaths, or pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows.

See you there,

Island Manager 

*You will have to pay for the popcorn. 

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You pack your belongings right away, and as soon as you finish, a shiny violet limousine parks in front of your house. You run outside, dragging your AE and(/or) your CAPTCHA with you. The car door opens, and you get in. Before you know it, you are driven away in a whirl of mauve.

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I will let you all know when we have enough people, and then no more people can join. 

And you may start guessing as to who I am starting the moment you join.

submitted by Island Manager, Island Paradise Resort
(June 6, 2016 - 12:58 pm)

A tailer spyin' on the British government

I take the measurements information and then I smuggle it

To my brother's revolutionary covenant

I’m runnin’ with the Sons of Liberty and I am lovin’ it!

See, that’s what happens when you up against the ruffians

We in the SILT now, somebody gotta shovel it!

Hercules Mulligan, I need no introduction

When you knock me down I get the FLUFF back up again!

submitted by Kestrel
(September 29, 2016 - 8:55 am)

After a week of fighting, a young man in a red coat stands on a parapet. We lower our guns as he frantically waves a white handkerchief. And just like that, it’s over. We tend to our wounded, we count our dead. Black and white soldiers wonder alike if this really means freedom. Not. Yet. We negotiate the terms of surrender. I see George Washington smile. We escort their men out of Yorktown. They stagger home single file. Tens of thousands of people flood the streets. There are screams and church bells ringing. And as our fallen foes retreat I hear the drinking song they’re singing. . .

submitted by September
(September 29, 2016 - 9:26 pm)

Darn! The spacing got weird!

I just added some periods and sentence spaces. I hope that helps.

Admin

submitted by September
(October 3, 2016 - 7:36 pm)

The world turned upside down...

the world turned upside down... 

submitted by Brookeira
(October 3, 2016 - 9:05 pm)

The world turned upside down...

The world turned upside down, down, DOWN! 

submitted by Clouded Leopard
(October 4, 2016 - 10:15 pm)

DO NOT DIE THREAD!!!!! TOOPPPPPP!!!

submitted by TOP TOPTOP!!!!1
(October 6, 2016 - 7:05 am)

Freedom for America, freedom for France!

(Down, down, down. . .)

Gotta start a new nation, gotta meet my son! 

We won!

We won!

We won!

The world turned upside down!

~~~

Next!

They say

The price of my war's not a price that they're willing to pay

Insane!

You cheat with the French now I'm fighting with France and

With Spain

I'm so blue 

submitted by September
(October 7, 2016 - 9:11 pm)

I thought that we made an arrangement when you went away.

You were mine to subduuuue.

 

submitted by Brookeira
(October 8, 2016 - 4:11 pm)

*British accent* Well even despite our estrangement, I've got a small query for yooooooooooou...

What comes next?

You've been freed. Do you know how hard it is to lead? You're on your own. 

*mocking American accent* Awesome! Wow!

(One of the best King Georgie lines.)

submitted by King George III, AKA Groffsauce
(October 9, 2016 - 11:10 am)

Do you have a clue what happens now?

Oceans rise, empires fall

It's much harder when it's all your call

All alone, across the sea

When your people say they hate you

Don't come crawling back to me! 

submitted by The Riddler, age KGIII, Singing Hamilton!!!!!!
(October 9, 2016 - 3:35 pm)

Hey guys, sorry I haven't been helping with the singing, but I just looked at this and had the irresistible urge..... (sorry, this is my fav part)

DADADADADA, DAAADADADA DYYYDADA, DADA DA DA DA DA DYYYYYYA

(It's been a while, but I'm 82% sure that's how it goes XD) 

submitted by Autumn Leaves, age 13, Floating on the breeze
(October 9, 2016 - 7:46 pm)
Oceans rise, 
Empires fall
It’s much harder when it’s all your call
All alone, across the sea
When your people say they hate you
Don’t come crawling back to me
Da da da da da

Da da da da daye da
Da da da da daye da

You’re on your own. . .
~
Dear Theodosia, What to say to you?
You have my eyes. You have your mother’s name. 
When you came into the world you cried and it broke my heart.
I’m dedicating every day to you
Domestic life was never quite my style
When you smile you knock me out, I fall apart
And I thought I was so smart
You will come of age with our young nation
We’ll bleed and fight for you, we’ll make it right for you
If we lay a strong enough foundation
We’ll pass it on to you, we’ll give the world to you
And you’ll blow us all away
Someday, someday
Yeah, you’ll blow us all away
Someday, someday

submitted by September
(October 11, 2016 - 11:00 pm)

Oh Philip, when you smile I am undone
My son
Look at my son
Pride is not the word I’m looking for

There is so much more inside me now
Oh Philip, you outshine the morning sun
My son
When you smile, I fall apart
And I thought I was so smart
My father wasn’t around (my father wasn’t around)

I swear that
I’ll be around for you

I’ll do whatever it takes

I’ll make a million mistakes

I’ll make the world safe and sound for you
Will come of age with our young nation
We’ll bleed and fight for you, we’ll make it right for you

If we lay a strong enough foundation
We’ll pass it on to you, we’ll give the world to you
And you’ll blow us all away
Someday, someday
Yeah, you’ll blow us all away
Someday, someday

submitted by September
(October 13, 2016 - 8:46 pm)

After the war, I went back to New York

A-after the war, I went back to New York

I finished up my studies and I practiced law

I practiced law, Burr worked next door

Even though we started at the same exact time

Alexander Hamilton began to climb

What is to account for his rise to the top?

Maaaan, the man is

NON-STOP!!! 

submitted by September, TOPPP
(October 13, 2016 - 9:41 pm)
Gentlemen of the jury, I’m curious, bear with me
Are you aware that we’re making hist’ry?
This is the first murder trial of our brand-new nation
The liberty behind
Deliberation—
Non-stop!
I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt
With my assistant counsel—
Co-counsel
Hamilton, sit down
Our client Levi Weeks is innocent. Call your first witness
That’s all you had to say!
Okay!
One more thing—
submitted by Kestrel, With my own...
(October 14, 2016 - 10:34 am)