I glare at Rogue and Agent Winter, and leap onto another hay bale.

"Choose whatever side you like!" I announce. "But remember that I started this, and I shall be the one to win this!" With that, I roll up a hay and mud ball that I chuck at the outcasts. 

Everyone thought Soren was stuck, but really, she was just waiting for the right moment. When R.W announced that the war would continue , and you had to pick a side, she burst out of the giant mound at the perfect moment.

"I declare war on both sides!" She announced. " Who wishes to join me?"

My team name is The Witch Slayers. * Cackles evilly and throws enchanted mud-and-hay spear*

Neko chucks a ball of hay and mud at Agent Winter. I stick a hand out, and catch the offending ball perfectly. Soren throws a spear at me. I intercept it with the ball of mud and hay that Neko threw. I stomp my foot, and a surge goes through the mud and hay, throwing Neko and Soren temporarily off of their feet. Soren gets up quickly and returns the surge towards the hay bale. I grab Agent Winter's arm and say "jump when the surge is half a foot away. We wait for the surge.

"Jump!" We jump, and the surge goes under our hay bale, tilting it violently, but A.W. And I land back on it safely. Neko gets a ball of mid to my chest, but it doesn't do much other than smear my force field a little bit. The smear cleans itself off, and I throw a ball of mud and hay at both of the opposite teams.

"We should team up on Soren for a bit!" I call over the pandemonium to Neko. She nods slightly, and I know she's going to defect after one team is defeated. 

~

GUYS WE NEED MORE PEOPLE ON THE TEAMS! So far I have the biggest team, consisting  of TWO PEOPLE, PEOPLE!! Choose a side!

I will remain a loner with my elemental orbs of the wind.

Sorry to burst your Orb (tee hee), but those won't work much now that the hay is mixed in with mud. :|

Good picture though.

*walks in* *freezes* N-not mud and hay! That's like tar and feathers! *gets hit from three directions by mud and hay* 

*leaps in over Viola's head* This is my fight!

*looks up from wiping away hay and mud* You shall be Achilles! And I, perhaps, Patroclus or Diomedes or someone. I hereby declare my alliegance to the Neko Rebellion!

Then you're going down, 'cause I'm with the Witch Slayers. *scoops up mud and hay with four sets of hands* *lobs three rounds at Viola?*

*dodges one* *gets hit by the others* Ah! Aww. *runs for the Rebels*

*swoops away to find Soren*

Looks like I'm Hector. Pfft.

So...Rogue has force fields and some elemental powers, Soren has enchanted spears. Good to know, good to know... I seem terribly underpowered here. Maybe...No! Strategy Neko, strategy. 

Quickly ducking to dodge another blast from Soren, I turn to Rogue "Got a plan?" 

Neko turns to me. 

"Got a plan?"

"Are you kidding?" I look back at Soren. "I always have a plan, I just don't always know it!" Neko laughs.

"But that's the fun of it, isn't it? Figuring it out as you go." She says. A gleam in her eyes tells me she thinks I don't have a plan and is silently making her own. 

"Ha! Great minds think alike!" I smile. Of course, I actually do have a plan, I'm just not telling anybody.

*Escapes into the field*

*Pushes several haystacks together* 

*Hollows out said haystacks* 

*Hides out in hay fort*

*Shoots telopathic message to Alizarine telling her I can still see her*

Eh, she's a good kid.

*Puts force field around Alizarine's hay fortress*

Join the Outcasts sometime!

*Smiles charmingly in a friendly way* 

I run for a while, digging through hay, until I find Alizarine.

"What are you doing here?" she asks.

"I've created a monster. Hay I can do, but mud is beyond my control." I respond, breathless.

"Oh. Well, I guess you can sit here with me and wait for it to die down... On one condition."

"What?"

"Tell me who you are."

I remove the loose hay from my face and hair. Alizarine gasps.

"ALLIE?!?!?!"

"Yep."

~~

Yeah, I'm Allie. I have no idea why I even posted this thread. But my identity has been revealed.