*throws hay*

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*throws hay*

*throws hay*

submitted by The HAY MASTER!!!
(May 31, 2018 - 8:12 am)

I'm talking to Neko BTW. *Points at Soren* *Mud and hay hits Soren's spears and sends them flying* *Soren keeps cackling and summons more spears* Dang it. *Dodges spear* *Sorens chucks spear at Neko* FORCEFEILDTIME *Spear falls to ground inches away from Neko* Good. I hope we're allies again! *Smiles charmingly at Neko* Friends? Ish? Whatever let's just get rid of Soren. After that we shall do proper battle.

submitted by Rogue Wildling, age Guess, Suspension
(July 27, 2018 - 12:31 am)

*shakes hand* 

submitted by Neko-JOIN THE REBELS
(July 27, 2018 - 7:46 am)

Oh no... I've created a monster. There's only one thing left to do. *begins constructing hay fortress*

submitted by Gracia
(July 27, 2018 - 6:49 am)

Ah, but you are no match for me, Rogue. I have chosen my alliance, and it lies with Soren. Be afraid! be VERY afraid! *sonic mud slap*

AAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *swings by again on rope*

Would you stop that already?

AAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE *drops into a haystack*

Ouch. Do you mind? That was a library book.

Oops.

submitted by Jwyn+Inkling+Alex, age 13 & ??, The Rural Battlefield
(July 27, 2018 - 12:18 pm)

Fine then, Neko. I can destroy you both with a flick of my hand. BUT since that wouldn't be as fun, I'll keep you both alive a little longer. Although, the force feild IS off now. >:) *Turns* FOR THE OUTCASTS!! Wait. Agent Winter are you still my ally? If not then they both have... Three? And I am on my own. *Shrugs* Oh well.

submitted by Rogue Wildling, age Guess, Suspension
(July 27, 2018 - 12:31 pm)

*teleports back in a cloud of snow, flanked by a group of huskies* Hey guys! What's up?

submitted by Agent Winter, Classified
(July 27, 2018 - 4:20 pm)

*is walking with Raven, Max, Silvern and Bela* oh, how I love the sweet smell of h- *gets hit squarely in the face with hay*HEY! IT IS SO ON! 

YES, I AM THE KING OF HAY! *throws hay, it float 3 feet before falling slowly to the ground*uhh..let me try that again! *throws hay again, it only floats two feet before falling to the ground*Argh, curse this hay! *bends down to pick up more and sneezes* ACHHOOOO!! 

*Snickers* 

Yes, I do agree June. It is quite on. *grabs hay, and begins balling it up, and sticking it together with a small amount of mud, then throws it.* 

*laughs maniacally and begins smacking people with a rod of hay They somehow found* DIIIEEEEEEE!!! 

Uhhhh...Silvern? I don’t think killing them is the answer!

*ignores June, and continues her DEATH BY HAY pursuit* !!! 

Bela say acho. Echo? Or Achoo? Are you allergic to hay?  

submitted by June & Co
(July 27, 2018 - 3:53 pm)

Yes! Jwyn! Welcome to team Witch Slayers! On our team we have us. And my CAPTCHA. Shoot. Eh WHO CARES??!!

submitted by Soren Infinity, Da HAY WAR!!!!!!!!
(July 27, 2018 - 8:36 pm)

OI!! When exactly did Jwyn say that they were joining YOU? Also, comment: NEKO AND I ARE NOT WITCHES. Just sayin...

*Singing* It's true looove, don't fake iiiit. You better not! You better not! It's true looove, don't waste iiiit. You better not! You better not! *Beat drops* YUS 

submitted by Rogue Wildling, age Guess, Suspension
(July 28, 2018 - 12:01 am)

I have claimed the 100th comment! 

And don't underestimate me Rogue... 

submitted by Neko Foreverblue
(July 28, 2018 - 11:38 am)

ATTACK! None shall harm Soren, to whom we have pledged allegiance. Fight, women, FIGHT.

Uh-hum, Inkling? I thought you were against violence......?

This isn’t violence, this is ha-ay-a-a-ACHOO-fever. *takes raven form, levitates mud balls and dive bombs people*

Akey, if you say so. CHAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did someone say FIGHT? *tosses book aside* *jumps out of haystack in epic hero stance* *surveys alliance* Guess we’re gonna need backup.... *whistles* *a black kitten emerges from a nearby haystack, emitting an amazingly strong force field around the witch-slayer alliance and smacking enemies with hay-mudballs sent by brainwaves*

Elli! Nice of you to join us!

brng onnn thhe whip crem

What?!?!

*triple whipped cream guns appear in each of the Witch-Slayer Alliance member’s hands*

Oh-ho-ho. I like this. I like this a lot.... 

submitted by Jwyn & Crew, age 13, The Rural Battlefield
(July 28, 2018 - 2:10 pm)

*uses a blast of snow to shoot chilled hay in the general direction of the Witch-Slayer Alliance members* 

submitted by Agent Winter, Classified
(July 28, 2018 - 3:25 pm)

Ugh. This is why I hate people. *Glares at Jwyn and Crew* *Mud and hay bury Jwyn and Crew* JOIN THE OUTCASTS (or you shall surely die)!! Also, what is the point of this war? I mean, I for one know that I can win, and by now all the rest of you should too, so is it just for fun or what is this?

submitted by Rogue Wildling, age Guess, Suspension
(July 28, 2018 - 3:04 pm)

Pride goth before the fall...and I honestly have no idea it’s probably just going to go on forever in a neverending struggle for power that people rush into before considering the odds. There really is no point of it...

submitted by Neko Poisonrose
(July 28, 2018 - 5:41 pm)

Jwyn, Alex, Inkling, Elli, and Boo... I bestow upon thee the sacred spears of enchanted Doom. They are made of hay and mud, but they are as strong as steel. Midnight and Levana are too peaceful to fight, Dewy tried to fight for me but got distracted by the farm animals, and Tric just thinks we're stupid, sooooo...

submitted by Soren Infinity, age 27 eons, Da HAY WAR!!!!!!!!
(July 28, 2018 - 3:30 pm)