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You are walking down the road.
No, you're sitting at your desk doing homework.
Wait- now you're arguing with your parents.
Hey, weren't your parents dead in the last bit?
Whatever.
You're on Puddings Place, scrolling through the threads. Whatever the time is, you might be feeling tired. Maybe. Or maybe you're-
Just click on the thread.
Come on.
Click it...
Yes! You clicked!
You're reading through the thread, most likely feeling confused. This is most certainly peculiar.
It's about to get weirder.
Dear person who happened to stumble upon this,
Hello! You can call me The Person Who Is Running This Thing, or Peculium. I am your host! I think. Maybe there's another person who is hosting me, and they're the host! But what if...
You stop reading. This is utterly useless and confusing.
Wait, don't stop reading. I need people to write this thing. Keep going!
You might get mad at the little words on the screen, but you keep reading. I hope.
So, I would like you to come sign up for this strange ski lodge. There's no reason why you would, since you are going to die, and one of you is going to be a murderer. I mean, you'll come back.
I'm pretty sure.
Our magic is damaged, so you might be stuck inside this thread for eternity.
Let's hope that doesn't happen! Fill out this form and you will be expected to walk fifteen hundred miles to get to our mysterious building. It's rented, so please no tracking mud on the floor. Have a good day!
~Peculium
You blink. This is so confusing. But, ski lodges are fun to read. And magic isn't real, so you can't get stuck. At least, you think so.
You look at the form.
There isn't a form.
Sorry, I forgot we didn't have one yet! How exactly do you make a form? I guess it's just questions. Okay, here you go!
~Peculium
Name:
Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream:
Your Opinion On Mauve Jackets:
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road:
What Is Your Hair Color:
If A Tree Falls, Will It Fall On You:
pOtAtO:
Black or White:
What Is Your Favorite Shade Of Blue:
What Is The Scientific Name For A Marshmallow:
If You See Someone Being Stabbed, What Is Your Reaction:
You have never seen a weirder form.
Actually, have you?
Last question- Have you seen a weirder form?:
You might shrug. You might cry. You might have another reaction to this incredibly weird thread but I cannot predict it since I cannot see the future.
Alright, I think that covers everything. Go ahead and fill out the form. Be honest. I will maybe see you at the Place Where This Begins!
Some Cool Sign Off Thing - Peculium
submitted by Peculium, age Ski Lodge!, Maybe.
(December 26, 2020 - 2:54 pm)
(December 26, 2020 - 2:54 pm)
Yeah, a marshmallow has a scientific name! I dont know what it is, though.
Mint Chip is AWESOME!
(Dont worry!) Here are your Seven League Boots! Now you dont have to walk fifteen hundred miles!
(December 27, 2020 - 2:07 pm)
Well.
This is JUST WONDERFUL.
*cries* Nobody wants a pOtAtO? (Except you, Woolly, we'll be great friends!)
Also- I suppose... I suppose we can accept AEs. Maybe CAPTCHAs? Ooh, that would be chaotic.
And now, for some INFORMATION and RULES.
* I will be accepting seventeen people.
* AEs (and maybe CAPTCHAs) are allowed. There isn't a limit.
* The magic broke a bit more so there's a greater chance you get stuck in the thread. Sorry!
* My name is Peculium. Hi there!
* I may or may not have short-term memory. What was I saying?
* My name is Peculium. Hi there!
* Like I (Did I say it?) said, I have SHORT TERM MEMORY. And I like SUGAR.
* If you die, you get free popcorn.
* The murderer is chosen in a special way... That I'll tell you about right now! ... I PULL THE NAME OUT OF MY HAT *fireworks explode in the background* So cool, right?
* I don't have any more information.
* My name is Peculium. Hi there!
~What Is My Name Again?
(December 27, 2020 - 12:40 pm)
here we go!
Name: Tealeaf
Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream: coffee
Your Opinion On Mauve Jackets: they're fine
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: because it was on a leash and the person holding the leash crossed the road.
What Is Your Hair Color: dark brown
If A Tree Falls, Will It Fall On You: possibly
pOtAtO: yes.
Black or White: umm black, I guess
What Is Your Favorite Shade Of Blue: very dark
What Is The Scientific Name For A Marshmallow: sugar gelitan fluff
If You See Someone Being Stabbed, What Is Your Reaction: scream and figure out who is doing the stabbing
Have you seen a weirder form?: a ski lodge form? most certainly not.
(December 27, 2020 - 12:41 pm)
You
are
so
smart-
THE PERSON WITH THE LEASH! HOW COULD I- AHH- GENIUS!
Here are your Seven League Boots! Now you dont have to walk fifteen hundred miles!
I dont want to sign off! YOU CANT MAKE ME!
(December 27, 2020 - 2:09 pm)
Name: dreamiing or dreamii
Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream: Chocolate all the way.
Your Opinion On Mauve Jackets: Um. I dont have one, I guess?
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: To be run over by a truck.
What Is Your Hair Color: white-blue-purple.
If A Tree Falls, Will It Fall On You: Hopefully not!
pOtAtO: PoTaTo.
Black or White: All the shades of gray.
What Is Your Favorite Shade Of Blue: Cloudless sky blue.
What Is The Scientific Name For A Marshmallow: marshmellitus
scientificus. *shrugs*
If You See Someone Being Stabbed, What Is Your Reaction: CALL AN
EMERGENCY MEETING AND SWEAR I DIDNT DO IT-
Have you seen a weirder form?: Nope.
Wow- Tea just said some bad things *makes Tea go sit in the corner*
How about it, Firefly? Just us two?
Sure.
Name: Firefly
Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream: I don't like sugar, so I dont eat ice
cream.
Your Opinion On Mauve Jackets: Mauve Jackets can be fashionable
depending on the occasion. Normally, I hate them.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: Because it had a brain the size
of a pebble.
What Is Your Hair Color: Honey brown.
If A Tree Falls, Will It Fall On You: It depends where I am at the time.
pOtAtO: ..?
Black or White: I prefer white, since it is a nice blank slate. But Black
(lives matter) as well.
What Is Your Favorite Shade Of Blue: I dont like blue very much, but I
suppose that periwinkle is okay.
What Is The Scientific Name For A Marshmallow: Althaea Officinalis
If You See Someone Being Stabbed, What Is Your Reaction: I panic
quietly and then go tell someone.
Have you seen a weirder form?: Yes.
(December 27, 2020 - 1:18 pm)
Dang it, the formatting got SUPER messed up! Ah well. Im excited!
(December 27, 2020 - 1:51 pm)
Ahh- Dark but true. You both are super smart!
Wait, you're lost? I CAN HELP! HERE'S A MAP! *gives messy crayon drawing of a marshmallow* That should help!
Here are your Seven League Boots! Now you dont have to walk fifteen hundred miles!
Wow, I never thought of it that way. I suppose a chicken does have a small brain! You sound very serious, talking about Mauve Jackets that you hate. Maybe a vacation will loosen you up...
Oh wait, this is a vacation.
A murderous, horrible vacation.
*shrugs* Oh well.
Here are your Seven League Boots! Now you dont have to walk fifteen hundred miles!
(December 27, 2020 - 2:12 pm)
I'm in so many of these, but this was too amazingly chaotic not to join.
Name: Quill
Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream: Mint chocolate chip
Your Opinion on Mauve Jackets: I think they're pretty darn cool.
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road: To get to the other side (a joke I did not understand for far too long)
What Is Your Hair Color: Brown with the ends dyed purple
If A Tree Falls, Will It Fall On You: With my luck, probably
pOtAtO: yEs
Black or White: White
What Is Your Favorite Shade of Blue: Navy blue
What Is The Scientific Name For a Marshmallow: Marshius Mallowus
If You See Someone Being Stabbed, What Is Your Reaction: Probably screaming
Have You Ever Seen a Weirder Form: I think GW's survey's might come close, but on a ski lodge, this is the weirdest I've seen.
(December 27, 2020 - 3:51 pm)
Welcome, Birdfeather! No, wait...
Welcome, Quill! I love mauve jackets! Thank you for calling this chaotic! I tried to make it weird. You give good answers!
yEs for pOtAtO made my day.
Here are your Seven League Boots! Now you dont have to walk fifteen hundred miles!
~Peculium, who is happy.
(December 27, 2020 - 5:21 pm)
I need to stop entering ski lodges, but this one seemed written for me. Anyway, here's my form.
Name: Twilight
Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream: White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle (Yes, it's a real favor. It is by Haggen-Dazs and it is amazing)
Your Opinion On Mauve Jackets: Ew. Barf. Disgusting.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: The chicken had dementia and was lost and confused.
What Is Your Hair Color: Light brown/dirty blonde
If A Tree Falls, Will It Fall On You: No. I'm smart enough to get out of the way.
pOtAtO: PoTaTo right back at you. Also I like to eat them.
Black or White: Black is the color of darkness, and therefore the dark side, but white is technically a combination of all colors. Sooooo . . . white.
What Is Your Favorite Shade Of Blue: Aqua
What Is The Scientific Name For A Marshmallow: Althaea officinalis. I just looked it up, and it's the scientific name for a white flower-like plant called a marsh mellow.
If You See Someone Being Stabbed, What Is Your Reaction: Start screaming and hyperventilating, freeze in place and start shaking, if I can control myself enough I'd call 911, but no guarantees.
Last question- Have you seen a weirder form?: No, but I've only been on here for a few months.
(December 27, 2020 - 7:22 pm)
maybe i can
read
your
mind
!!!!
That would be AWESOME-
Here are your Seven League Boots! Now you dont have to walk fifteen hundred miles!
(December 28, 2020 - 2:11 pm)
Name: Wree
Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream: Strawberry Cheesecake ALL THE WAY
Your Opinion On Mauve Jackets: Mauve's a good color. Mauve jackets? Depends on the material. Nevermind. YES. Mauve jackets.
If you haven't noticed I change my mind a lot.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road: Because it was running away from the velociraptor.
I'm a nerd.
What Is Your Hair Color: White-blonde
If A Tree Falls, Will It Fall On You: Yes. I am that unlucky.
pOtAtO: mAsHeD pOtAtOeS wItH gRaVy
Black or White: White
mixed with yellow.
What Is Your Favorite Shade Of Blue: Icy slate
What Is The Scientific Name For A Marshmallow: Marshmallows get their name from the mallow plant, who's scientific name is Althaea Officinalis.
If You See Someone Being Stabbed, What Is Your Reaction: Run around and look for medical supplies and scream and panic
Last question- Have you seen a weirder form?: No. Never have, never will.
(December 27, 2020 - 10:00 pm)
Wree Wree Wree Wree
Here are your Seven League Boots! Now you dont have to walk fifteen hundred miles!
(December 28, 2020 - 2:12 pm)
Name:Princess Juniper
Favorite Flavor Of Ice Cream: Lavender Chocolate chip
Your Opinion On Mauve Jackets:Depends on what they're paired with
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road:To escape the wrath of Ronald McDonald
What Is Your Hair Color:mousy brown
If A Tree Falls, Will It Fall On You:No way!
pOtAtO:French fries
Black or White: Black
What Is Your Favorite Shade Of Blue:Prussian Blue
What Is The Scientific Name For A Marshmallow:Sugar McSugar
If You See Someone Being Stabbed, What Is Your Reaction:Scream "AAAAHHH" and use moves I picked up from PJO and HoO to annoy them do they stop. Also call 911
Last question- Have you seen a weirder form?:Never
(December 28, 2020 - 9:38 am)
laaaaaveeeendaaaaar
Are you really a princess?
Here are your Seven League Boots! Now you dont have to walk fifteen hundred miles!
(December 28, 2020 - 2:13 pm)