Corrupt a wish

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Corrupt a wish

Corrupt a wish thread!

This is also a old idea. One CBer states a wish, and another CBer realises the wish but corrupts it in some way.

Example: I wish I could run very fast.

Wish granted. You run into a wall and get a concussion. 

submitted by Zealatom, age ^-^, meh
(April 18, 2021 - 6:40 am)

Wish granted! You are hired by the horse camp to clean out all of the stalls, without getting paid.

I wish I had an irl friend on the CB <3 

submitted by Silver Crystal, age Infinity, Milky Way
(April 19, 2021 - 9:20 pm)

I wish I could focus better. 

@Starch: Wish granted. You don't get any practice in and fail all of your exams.

@Silver: Wish granted. That IRL friends starts telling embarrasssing stories about you and leaks your personal information which the Admins don't catch.

submitted by Feline Fantasy
(April 20, 2021 - 5:34 am)

Wish granted. You get so focused on what you're doing that you don't hear a fire alarm.

I wish I could have an hour a week to do whatever I wanted, without it actually affecting my real life. Like, I could eat a bunch of candy, then when the hour is up, the candy is all back in the closet and I do not have a stomach ache. 

submitted by Wolfy_Walker_7, age 11, Long Island
(April 20, 2021 - 12:43 pm)

Wish granted, but its the admin.

(no offense admins! I'm sure you are very nice people!)

I wish I didn't have school today. 

submitted by woolly
(April 20, 2021 - 8:49 am)

Wish granted.  Instead of going to school, you spend hours in a boring business meeting with your parents.

I wish I didn't have to grow up

submitted by Alex
(April 20, 2021 - 1:13 pm)

Wish granted! You turn into a ghost and never have to grow up.

I wish I could have superpowers.

submitted by Silver Crystal, age Infinity, Milky Way
(April 20, 2021 - 2:32 pm)

Wish granted: You get to have super speed and set yourself on fire because of the friction.

Wish: I wish the internet never malfunctioned. 

submitted by Neverseen
(April 20, 2021 - 4:00 pm)

Wish granted. Your internet becomes too smart and takes over the world.

I wish I could hit home runs in softball 

submitted by Princess Juniper, age she/her, Nowhere
(April 20, 2021 - 5:08 pm)

Wish granted. You hit a home run but the ball cracks your best friend's head open and you get in loads of trouble. 

I wish I could turn invisible.  

submitted by Leo
(April 20, 2021 - 6:13 pm)

Wish granted. You become invisible and stay that way forever. 

I wish I could befriend fictional characters. 
submitted by Sabinee, Lothal
(April 20, 2021 - 7:41 pm)

Wish granted. You get stuck in a book, and then you become that one great character who gets eaten by the dragon two chapters in.

I wish I could finish my book (writing) 

submitted by NiteSkiies
(April 21, 2021 - 6:57 am)

Wish granted. You finish your book but then accidentally delete it all and can't recover any of it. 

submitted by Silver Crystal, age Infinity, Milky Way
(April 22, 2021 - 11:26 am)

(It’s NiteSkiies) Not like I’ve ever done that... to a whole ten page chapter.... nope

submitted by NOOOOO
(April 22, 2021 - 8:34 pm)

Wish granted, but you can only befriend fictional psychopaths.

I wish I could turn into animals. 

submitted by Lord Entropy, age 13, Who wants to know?
(April 21, 2021 - 9:30 am)

Wish granted. You turn into a bird and accidentally fly into a glass window.

I wish my friend would ask before she does things. 

submitted by Fallen Leaf
(April 21, 2021 - 2:40 pm)