Worst Movies Ever!!!

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Worst Movies Ever!!!

Worst Movies Ever!!!

Here you can tell which movies you hated. Here is my list:

 

Bedtime Stories

Happy Feet

The Tale of Desperaux

The Little Mermaid 2

Cinderella 2 and 3

Following up, we have a list of slightly lame ones:

Napoleon Dynamite

Inkheart (the movie only)

Flushed Away

 

So... What movies does everyone else hate? Does anyone disagree with me? It will be interesting to find out!

submitted by Emilie L., age 14, WA
(December 1, 2009 - 10:59 pm)

I just watched this movie called Time Changer a few days ago. It was terrible! They just talked the whole time and no one did anything. Plus, the main character was a whiny Gary Stu. It's about this guy from 1890 (the whiny one) who wants to publish this book, but another guy says "No, first I must send you into the future so that you can see what will become of our book!" So he does, and he just wanders around in the future for a while acting like a dumb dork. Then these men start following him, because they think he's a criminal posing as himself. Anyway, he gets back and is mortified that 21st-century America has gotten so bad. The guy with the time machine decides to see how far into the future he can send something. So he tries 2090, and nothing happens. He tries 2080, and nothing happens. He gets down to 2060, I think, and gives up, realizing this must not work because the future doesn't go that far.

The End.

...Anyway, it was not a good movie.

submitted by Brynne, age 14, Anthropos
(December 28, 2009 - 11:39 am)

My least favorite movies ever, in no particular order:

1. Avatar

2. Mamma Mia

3. The first SpongeBob movie

4. The second SpongeBob movie 

I know there are some more, but I can't remember them right now.  

submitted by Maddy, age 15, OR
(December 28, 2009 - 2:01 pm)

Sorry, I mean "what will become of YOUR book". Only the whiny one writes it.

submitted by Brynne
(December 29, 2009 - 10:59 am)

I just saw The Secret of Loch Ness yesterday...  Very bad lipsinking, bad acting, and very predictable.  The plot line was fine (sorta), but...  the story was just ugh.  There was some swearing in it, more than some, actually.  I do admit that there were some funny parts ("welcome to death valley" "I thought you said Magic valley" "I did; death by magic").         

submitted by Meadow, age Age I am, The chair that
(January 2, 2010 - 4:23 pm)

Worst movie ever? Definiitely Ella Enchanted. That takes the cake. I was cringing the whole time. I mean, who wants to watch a movie where an elf wants to be a lawyer and a fairy has a boyfriend whose head is stuck in a book? (Yes, it sadly contains both of those things.) It was once playing on TV and since I hadn't watched it in a while I was like, "C'mon, it can't be as bad as I thought it was." I have never been so wrong. I had to turn it off before it ended.

submitted by T()P
(January 9, 2010 - 12:26 pm)

Yeah, I know what you mean.

submitted by Dania P, age 14, Iowa
(January 9, 2010 - 6:00 pm)

i hate the movie napoleon dynamite.  its so useless and stupid.

also, cinderella is a classic fairy tale. it doesn't need to be extended happpily ever after. that's it . don't need an extension to happily never afters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Surprised

submitted by sydney, age 11, sydney,australi
(January 14, 2010 - 4:43 pm)

Wow! I forgot about this thread, then I came back much later and saw your comments!

 

Ok. I LOVE A Christmas Story.

Ella Enchanted was indeed lame.

The book of "The Tale of Desparaux" is indeed much better (and different) than the movie. Don't let the movie deter you from reading it.

I LOVE FINDING NEMO! 

And Flushed Away is a Disney animated thing from a few years back. It was just underwhelming.

submitted by Emilie L., age 14, WA
(January 15, 2010 - 12:14 am)

I just watched Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs a couple of weeks ago. It stunk. It was NOTHING like the book, and some of the images were disturbing. And disgusting.

(My spam message says cwak, like quack!)

 

-☺☻ 

submitted by Hannah P. ☺☻, age 14, Georgia
(January 15, 2010 - 2:02 pm)

Oh, yeah, we went to see Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs in the cheap theater a while ago. It was all right, I guess, the plot was a bit lacking, but there was no swearing (NONE) and the people were decently dressed. Although the mayor was gross, and Brent there was a bit, shall we say, disturbing, but overall it wasn't terrible.

submitted by Brynne
(January 15, 2010 - 8:47 pm)

I HATE finding nemo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean, it wasn't even funny!

Robots, awesome. The dark knight, also awesome. The spider man movies, sweet. Never seen super man. The Indianna Jones movies, only seen #1 & #3. Veggie Tales: Jonah, I saw it when I was 5 and I was terrified. Daddy daycare, hillarius. night at the meuseum; #1 was great, #2 was pointless. Garfield #1 & #2, great. and if I keep going on with all the movies i like, lets just say you probably wont live long enough to read all them ;)

 

 

submitted by Psycho Kid, age 11, Racine, WI
(January 17, 2010 - 9:10 am)

A Wrinkle in Time. (The movie, not the book.) Nuff said.

Andy (spam message thingy) says yfox.

~Wolfgirl67 signing off.

submitted by Wolfgirl67, age 12, A room, in fron
(February 25, 2010 - 11:31 pm)

UPDATE: I just watched Cloudy with Meatballs, and I agree. It was nothing like the book...and then there was this scene...(please note, this is not entirely accurate. The last 3 lines, though, have not been tampered with, and I can promise you that they are true.)

Mad Scientist Dude: Yay! I made it snow ice cream! I just broke into somebody's house and threw ice cream snowballs at them! Yay! Everyone loves me!

Weather Girl: Aww...and even Steve (pet monkey) has little chocolate snowballs!

Steve: *makes monkey noises and motions to his snowballs*

Mad Scientist Dude: I don't think those are snowballs...

 

Ew. Yuck. Nasty.

submitted by WritingWarrior, age CLASSIFIED, Back on the sun
(April 2, 2011 - 2:10 pm)

I agree, Hannah. Just the commercial filled me in.

submitted by CJ the Awesome, ?:?:?:?
(June 24, 2010 - 3:45 pm)

Napoleon Dynamite is the worst movie I have ever seen. It's an embarrassment to the movie world.

submitted by Elizabeth M , age 11, Germany
(January 15, 2011 - 3:02 pm)