Vampires Suck

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Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck

So... Who's heard of this movie? (to those of you who haven't, yes it's a movie

 For those of you who haven't, it's basically a parody of most 2010 pop culture. (Twilight, no duh, Lady Gaga, Tiger Woods, Jersey Shore) My two friends just saw it which is very unfair.

 I will now give a written trailer. (which does not state the lines with complete but almost-complete accuracy)

 Guy-who-parodies-Jacob: *Takes of shirt*

 Becca (Bella): Why did you just take off your shirt?

 GWPJ: My contract says that I have to take off my shirt every ten seconds of screen time. *spritses (is that how you spell it?) self*

 Next scene.

 James: You know who we are...

 *James, Victoria, and the other vampire guy get into a pose*

 Fisherman: I know! You guys are the Black Eyed Peas!

 What else?

 Becca: Jake, run!

 GWPJ: *Runs and leaps over Becca. When he lands, he's a chihauhua.*

 Becca: Really? 

 I really want to see this. Anyone else? 

submitted by Olive
(August 22, 2010 - 3:39 pm)

Sounds dumb!!

submitted by Vida
(August 24, 2010 - 5:57 pm)

I've seen it. It's kind of lame. It's weird too!

Maggie's OUT peace out!Kiss

submitted by Maggie S., age 16, Madison,WI
(August 29, 2010 - 11:52 am)

*gasps* *is shocked* Have you seen the trailer? It looks really funny, but hey, everyone's titled to their own opinion so... (but have you seen the trailer?) 

submitted by Olive
(August 26, 2010 - 7:09 pm)

You inspired me to watch to actual trailer. Wow. I so want to see it.

submitted by Mary Jo, age 14
(August 26, 2010 - 8:29 pm)

*wants to see it very badly*

submitted by Dawnpaw
(August 27, 2010 - 4:35 pm)

LaughingIm SOOOOO glad you made this thread because I really really want to see this!!  I know that it is possibly the #1 most pathetic movie ever made so I guess it's just the childish me saying that. :)

submitted by Cherry**
(August 28, 2010 - 12:04 pm)

This, to me, look HILARIOUS!!!! But for some reason, this may contradict with other posts, so yeah....................................

submitted by Clair, age 13, Here
(August 28, 2010 - 12:22 pm)

Mary Jo: Yay! I'm helping to inspire people! 

Everyone: On the bus to camp (the camp is far away, so I have to take the bus) lots of people say they want to see Vampires Suck. My parents will probably never let me see VS until I'm probably 13 or something, so I just have to hope that one of my friends will go see it for their b-day so I have an excuse to go. ;-) Laterz! 

submitted by Olive
(August 28, 2010 - 4:26 pm)

Aaaahh so I saw it. It was really rather stupid, but was funny and recognized some major plot holes and problems. I rather liked the part where Becca (Bella) was talking to Mike, or whatever his name was, and was like, "Hi, I'm Becca. And even though I'm serious, clumsy, have an icy and frigid personality, and even admit in the book I'm not very pretty, every boy I meet seems to fall in love with me!" Tee-hee. oh, and the girl playing Jessica was the girl who played Chelsea in That's So Raven when I was younger. Anyone know her? Yeah. And instead of him running really fast, they rode those what-chya-ma-call-its, the things mall cops ride? Hehee.

Like I said, stupid,  but funny.

submitted by Katie
(August 30, 2010 - 7:56 pm)

Yeah, I've seen some of the previews for that. It would be

funny to watch. XD

submitted by Megan M., age 15, Ohio
(August 31, 2010 - 11:54 am)

Katie: Ooh, I never heard that part about Becca admitting every boy seemed to fall in love with her and whatnot. Thanks for sharing it! And now I think of it, Jessica does look like Chelsea from That's So Raven (I used to watch it all the time). Laterz!

submitted by Olive
(September 3, 2010 - 1:33 pm)

well you made me intrested, so I am looking up the trailer on youtube... *looks up* oh, wow, I really want to see that! Ha! that's funny. thanks Olive!

claire =)

submitted by Claire E , age almost 12, Wisconsin
(September 11, 2010 - 2:41 pm)

OMY it looks sssssooo funny. A girl hits another one with a shovel because they're on different  'teams.' I hate Twilight. Bella is  very hysterical if Edward leaves her for a DAY. I mean seriously? If I were Edward, I would get rid of that clingy object.....

submitted by Paulette K., age almost 13, Indiana
(September 11, 2010 - 7:57 pm)

Paulette K.: Are you new here? Or just haven't posted in a long time? (Either way, nice to meet you!) Hmm... Well, let's remember, Bella's clingy, but Edward watches her sleep. Clingy person + Stalker of a vampire = <3 I guess. :-P  

submitted by Olive
(September 13, 2010 - 7:56 pm)

Yes I am new xD. Why does Edward have to sparkle? I wish he just burnt to ash in sunlight LOL! Nice to meet you too Olive.... I hope to meet everyone soon ^-^!

submitted by Paulette K., age almost 13, Indiana
(September 16, 2010 - 12:49 pm)