Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

Vampires Suck

So... Who's heard of this movie? (to those of you who haven't, yes it's a movie) 

 For those of you who haven't, it's basically a parody of most 2010 pop culture. (Twilight, no duh, Lady Gaga, Tiger Woods, Jersey Shore) My two friends just saw it which is very unfair.

 I will now give a written trailer. (which does not state the lines with complete but almost-complete accuracy)

 Guy-who-parodies-Jacob: *Takes of shirt*

 Becca (Bella): Why did you just take off your shirt?

 GWPJ: My contract says that I have to take off my shirt every ten seconds of screen time. *spritses (is that how you spell it?) self*

 Next scene.

 James: You know who we are...

 *James, Victoria, and the other vampire guy get into a pose*

 Fisherman: I know! You guys are the Black Eyed Peas!

 What else?

 Becca: Jake, run!

 GWPJ: *Runs and leaps over Becca. When he lands, he's a chihauhua.*

 Becca: Really? 

 I really want to see this. Anyone else?