Congrats everybody! you

Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

Congrats everybody! you

Congrats everybody! you survived a new month. With a new month comes a new thing I'ma do:

MONTHLY CHECK-UPS!

Dates To Remember:

Feb 2: GROUNDHOG DAY! 

Feb 5: CHINESE NEW YEAR! Bring on the lanterns and lucky money!

Feb 7: MY BIRTHDAY! (not really important, but I'm turning twelve that day, so...)

Feb 9: NATIONAL PIZZA DAY! Store your sausages and pack up ya pepperoni!! Here's an idea: that day, since a way to say pizza is "pizza pie", let's all being pizzas to the pie fight room in PP and throw them!

Feb 14: VALENTINES DAY! WHOOOO! Love is in the air in the shortest month of the year, which just shows how short lo-

Anyway, That day, make sure to keep love in the air, by giving Valentines not only to the cute and handsome kids, but also those who probably won't be getting any this year. And let's not forget platonic relationships, AKA just friends! Hang out with your buddies and single pringles and laugh at all the taken bacons, because the true love that matters today is love for your squad!

But don't forget us *cough cough* reasonable *cough cough* kids who believe that love is too much of a burden for minors! Remember, there's ways fanfiction and love for Jesus. Keep that anti-romantic pride flying high, CBers! 

Feb 17: RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESS DAY! Pay for the next person in lines drink, help your mum out in the kitchen, check, even a compliment will work! make sure to comment what you did down below!!

Feb 18: PRESIDENT DAY! 

(ain't never gonna be president now...)

I'm going to make SO MANY HAMILTON PUNS THAT DAY! And the great news Is, I can, because school's out!

comment any other memorable dates or presidential puns down below!

Monthly challenge:

February is the month of love. Most people know that, because of Valentines day. However, February also has Random Act of Kindness day, so make sure to share some love for others in a non-romantic way! Help out around the house, Give a gift to a friend,  Maybe post a kind post on CB? Anything you can do will count in the long run! Just be yourself, and be kind!

Jokes( credit to MyTownTutors)

What happens if the ground log sees his shadow?

We'll see six more weeks of splinters!

 

"I can't be your Valentine for medical reasons!"

"...really?"

"Yeah, you make me sick!"

 

"Do you have a date for V-day?"

"Yep! February 14th."

 

And Finally...

What did the Caveman give to his wife on V-day?

Uggs and Kisses!

(post more in the comments!(

 

Pick-up lines that will get you the Chatterboxer!

My CAPTCHA says uhot.... he/she has great taste, don't you think?

You're the Pudding in my Pudding's place/ Ink to my Inkwell/ The Earth to my Down to Earth/ So on.

I'll top all your posts, even the bad ones.

Are you are book? Cause I wanna blab about you to everybody. 

YOU IS HOT. MUCH SO HOT.

You are my Kyngdom.

If we were in a ski lodge, you would be the killer, cause you are SLAY QUEEN. 

If I could make a thread about.everything I love about you. It would be the longest thread ever.

You belong in Puddings place, cause your a work of art.

And finally, one that is not CB related, credit to TomSka...

Hey baby, you an angel?Cause I'm allergic to feathers.

*comment more below!* 

 

That is all for the February Monthly check-up! So far in this series, we have:

1. important dates

2.Month- related jokes

3.Month-related info bit

All of which you can add your own! If you guys think there is anything you want to add, feel free to message us! we are:

(CEO) Ella Starburst

(Mascot) Ted the Elephant 

Zeke O.

Andrea Getty

Sammy Witch (Andrea's Captcha/AE)

Starting next month, we will start a part creatively called LMWQY (Last Month We Asked You) In which we will ask you guys a month-related question and take the best answers, crediting you! This Month, we are asking you this:

What would you like to find at the end of a rainbow?

 

With that, we end today's post. Have a good rest of your day, AEs, CAPTCHAS, and CBers!

Signed,

pfcp,

Sincerely Me,

Bewitchingly yours,

Ciao for now, 

 

Zeke.

Ted

Andy!

Sammy.

Ella.

Floof Industries.

submitted by Floof Industries
(February 2, 2019 - 1:38 pm)

Oops! I missed answering the LMWAY in my last comment.

I'd love to find something never seen before under the rainbow, a special treasure or metal not known to the world beforehand. 

submitted by Icy, age 14, The Forest
(February 3, 2019 - 10:50 pm)

Thanks for your submission, Icy! We'll make sure to put it in for our final product!

submitted by Floof Industries
(February 4, 2019 - 9:27 am)

Notice: if there any important dates for next month (March) you would like us to include, post it in the comments so we can check them!

(Admins can you top this comment? Thank you!)

submitted by Floof Industries
(February 4, 2019 - 12:35 pm)

I have an answer for LMWAY!

I would love to find proof of magic at the end of a rainbow. Maybe in the form of a leprechaun, maybe my Hogwarts letter, maybe something else... 

submitted by Kitten
(February 4, 2019 - 9:20 pm)

Thank you for your input Kitten! We will make sure to consider it for our final product.

submitted by Floof Industries
(February 5, 2019 - 9:32 am)

I mean, if I was taken this Valentine's Day by somebody that'd be nice, but at the moment the people around me don't meet my standards (admittedly, they are very high), so... Ehe, whee.

submitted by Rogue Wildling
(February 5, 2019 - 12:00 am)

I would like to find a free pug at the end of the rainbow.

submitted by Spiffycat
(February 6, 2019 - 3:45 pm)

thank you for your input, SpiffyCat! We will make sure to put it in for our final product!

submitted by Floof Industries
(February 6, 2019 - 10:31 pm)

Excellent idea!

In answer to your question, I would want to find a wand and an invisibility cloak at the end of a bright magical rainbow.

submitted by Jwyn, age 14, The Realm of Creativity
(February 7, 2019 - 10:38 am)

Thank you for your input, Jwyn! We will consider it for our upcoming check-up!

submitted by Floof Industries
(February 7, 2019 - 10:50 am)