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The following is a real conversation between me and a five-year old
"Hey, I'm going to have a company."
"Okay, uh… who's it going to be?"
"Bill the Beagle."
"Bill the Beagle?!"
"Yeah, Bill the Beagle. Remember, I have a picture of him."
"Bill the Beagle died two years ago."
"Yeah, I know."
"… Do you know what 'company' means?"
"No."
*pure confusion on my part* "Company is when someone visits you."
"Hahaha!!!"
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“The chess board is in the House. Attention. The chess board is in the House.”
In reply, “OH MY GOSH REALLY?!? IM FREAKING OUT”
”I really like Checkers”
In reply, *friends burst out laughing, can’t stop*
Lalalalalalalala LUCKY!!
Whoop whoop! Elemelons
SCOTT STERLING!!! THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND
Hey Nick, are you going to be Peter again?
“This is so boring” in reply “You’re boring”
4 way chess for the win!!!
Attention. Sophia has traversed the fourth dimension.
“Why are you always in the library? It’s like you live here”
in reply, “EXACTLY”
”It doesn’t matter if you’re way off track FEEL LIKE IM HEADING FOR A HEART ATTACK”
In reply, *Nick falls over onto floor like an explosion just happened*
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I kinda thought of more… (The self-proclaimed loser has some more nonsense to share so everyone shut your pie holes)
~ Ayla:"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!" Carly: "She's the weird one!"
~ "LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE BURNT PIECE OF CRUST!!!"
~ "Band people are nice!"
~ "Who wears sweaters in 90 DEGREE WEATHER?!?!?"
~ Kyra: "Hamilton sucks." Mari: "WHO ARE YOU TO SAY SUCH NONSENSE."
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Just remembered this:
"If I didn't care about my grade, I would answer 'COMMUNISM' to all of these questions."
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I keep thinking of stuff…
~ Maggie: "Who's Rick Riordan?" Me: "How the heck do you not know who Rick Riordan is?!?!?!?!?"
~ "I don't know who wrote the Harry Potter series."
~ "I haven't even watched the first episode of Yuri on Ice but I'm proud of you anyway."
~ "We should just call this the 'I hate Sauske club'!"
~ "I don't want that. I mean, I want it but you can have it."
~ "MY FOOOD!!!!"
~ "Guys, George Eaker can only count to seven."
~ "Mo got banned because she didn't sit at the table yesterday."
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"Pikachu is pixelating one pixel at a time."
"The Jigglypuff is coming!"
"I tried to abbreviate 'break up the tension' on the hangouts. Didn't go so well."
"Moist! These stairs make me moist!"
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I just remembered that one of my friends said this:
"A pika-pikachu! A chuca-chucapi!"
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"Defenestrate is a word which here means to chuck something out the window at a very high velocity."
"I LIKE COFFEE, I LIKE TEA, I WANT TO EAT A BAG OF THESE"
"Watch out, here comes the danger boy!"
"Sit by my side and you will see what it's like to sit by me…"
"'I hereby dub this mountain: Jar Jar Peaks.' 'Meesa mountain! blupleborgfinetionsns har har har'"
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An actual conversation I had once:
(Italics=my friend Normal text=me)
"There are different spots on your tongue for different tastes. Like sweet, sour, bitter, unagi..."
"Um, I think it's umami."
"That's what I said."
"No, you said 'unagi'."
"Yeah."
"Unagi is an eel roll."
*laughter*
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I have so many of these!!
"Mmm, pizza! *laughter*"
"See, if you just say 'roasted sweet potato', it's not funny. But roasted sweet potato emojis are hilarious!!"
"THE FLOWER IS THE INFINITY GAUNTLET!!! GET THE GAUNTLET!!!"
"I changed the color to yellow, the color of happiness!" (Sung quietly under breath during a game of Uno)
"Who the censored is Bucky?" (inside joke)
"A stormtrooper and a rebel just walked past each other without doing anything." (Said by my cousin while playing Star Wars: Battlefront)
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"Why does your bead have wings?"
"We're gonna have our own homemade canteloupes!"
"Abby worships England." (laughing) "I don't worship England!"
(Me) Child, how do you live?" (my friend)"I don't."
And that last drama class at my tutorial this year where Matthew said, "I went to my grandmother's bachelorette party." And then when Asa was saying that he might be dead but then again he might not be and stuff and it was great.
When my friend Cassandra and I ran out onto the big, windy field next to our church and we were in this crazy mood and it was cold and we yelled all sorts of crazy things, and she yelled "JOIN THE DARK SIDE!" To me and… yeah, it was just great.
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"Why does your bead have wings?"
"We're gonna have our own homemade canteloupes!"
"Abby worships England." (laughing) "I don't worship England!"
(Me) Child, how do you live?" (my friend)"I don't."
And that last drama class at my tutorial this year where Matthew said, "I went to my grandmother's bachelorette party." And then when Asa was saying that he might be dead but then again he might not be and stuff and it was great.
When my friend Cassandra and I ran out onto the big, windy field next to our church and we were in this crazy mood and it was cold and we yelled all sorts of crazy things, and she yelled "JOIN THE DARK SIDE!" To me and… yeah, it was just great.
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"PIZZA OF DEATH!!!"
"Okay, if you get nervous, think of Sebastian Stan hugging a husky pillow."
"I don't break people when I'm nervous. Usually."
"I could cut the power in the dance studio." "How about you cut the power to the entire building?"
"I have a crush on the Winter Soldier." "I have a crush on Captain America." *dead silence*
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"Hey. You know what would be awesome? If you got up at three in the morning and played Wordament and drink koolaid."
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"Hey, Luke, call me an idiot." "Liza is a stupid, @#$$$%@?":+&^^$ idiot." "OK, that's a bit too far."
"I am going to kill you all with sausages."
"I ate a shark one time. It was delicious." (it was an oreo Spencer manipulated.)
"You're wierd, Liza." "Thank you!!!"
"Want to read more, chickabiddy?"
"I'm dead meat." "OK, I'll bring chocolates to the funeral!" (I was known as 'ghost' to my soccer team from then on.)
"Oliver, I'm gonna put your guinea pig on top of your house."
"Eliza, stop putting wierd stuff on that paper!!" "…Yeah, maybe I don't wanna fail art."
"I don't like chocolate." "WHAT THE &*$# LOGAN ARE YOU HUMAN???!!!?"
"Really, only Oliver's butt could occupy that swing."
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I forgot some:
*Gavin and I see Eli coming to the lunch table* "HIS NAME I' JEFF!!!"
"PAPERWORK, MY DUDE!!!!!!"
"Nice work, Oliver, now the girls are gonna steal Timmy."
"My brain is a butt and my heart is a butt and my blood flows like a fart. That's why I'm so wierd."
"YO MART HOW U DOIN TODAY???!!!"
"Hey, who got the bat stuck on thier face?"
"…And there's a blue whoopie cushion in here…"
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Those are all amazing XD
…Banba said something innapropriate O-O
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