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"Kylie can be Gingy The Third!"
Sandya's husband, Billy, who flies planes into the ground for a living
"Alice, it's the Little Kid" "AAAHHHH RUN AWAY!!"
"Noah the Egg Man!"
The dreaded Safety Cap
"That ______ is ancient!" (fill in the blank with any of fifty bazillion things that certainly aren't ancient)
"Now that I know you…. now that you know me… we will always be…. DEVIL FRIENDS!"
"We should cut Ellie's arm off with that random butter knife on the sidewalk. She would look better." (said by one of the already-mentioned Devil Friends)
"The hammock/croquet/Frisbee…. it's a dangerous game."
The Les Mis barricade of old worksheets.
"Will you marry me?"(said in a ridiculous British accent while lying on the ground)
Alice, the new first grader (My knees really hurt that day, if you were wondering)
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My friend named his phone Janet with a G.
Specifically, Gauiknotte.
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*Snorts* ganet…. and *tackle hugs Savvy*
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"Why you zappin' me on my birthday, man?"
"Cherry cherry bon bon!"
"Whipped cream retrieval mode- initiated."
"Neeeeveeer beeee enooooouuugh- bread!"
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Once, when we were doing Cinderella, we were supposed to rip the dress off of Ella when the Prince puts on the slipper. She was sitting on it, and we didn't have enough time. The jester was going to put it behind a dresser but the lights came on too early so she just said "What dress?" and stuffed it behind the dresser in full view of the audience. Then there was another time when I was the Cowardly Lion for the Wizard of Oz. I came up with this hilarious idea to mew instead of roaring when I jumped out from behind the setting. I wasn't too sure about it tbut all of my fellow actors wanted me to, so I did. On one condition. They couldn't laugh on stage. So I was behind there, ready to jump out, and I did. I mewed! AND THEY LAUGHED. I was like NO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LAUGH, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PRETEND TO BE SCARED!!! The audience laughed too. It was so great!
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"It's because of my geniosity."
"'Cause I've got KUH-NOWLEDGE!" (In-joke)
"Your children are soothsayers. They speak nothing but sooth."
*musically* "Oh, Joe was an Oscar-Meiner Wiener!" (Mis-pronunciation and all)
*British announcer accent* " This. Is the. BBC. Documentary. Channel. Visiting. The Nile. River. Which flows. Through. The land of. Egypt. In. This river. Are various large hippopotami, which, when they get angry at you, will stomp on your head, and you will be a little piece of paper, with two little eyes on. The top. You will look like. A frog. Oh, Egypt. Oh, Hippopotami. Oh, oh, oh. "
And there was a dream someone had, in which Donald Trump ran a hotel where you had to bring your own furniture.
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(When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer) *strikes intense pose, eyes narrowed* "Eleven. SIX!" This is a very old, very poor Star Trek reference we think is funny.
"Her bubble is skin-deep."
"Live long and happy." (Often uttered in exasperation)
"I'm trying to find Peter Jackson's place on Google Earth so I can go throw rocks at his house!"
"I'm obsessed with tattoos!" "Wait. Do you ever talk to the tattoos?" "No." (shakes head with the knowingness of experience) "You're not obsessed."
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Esthelle!!! Hi! I haven't seen you for so long! *Tries to tackle hug Esthelle and Savvy at the same time and trips* I love all the quotes, too.
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*Awkwardly hugs back while secretly overflowing with felicitous giddiness*
Hi, Leafpool! It’s so very really truly nice to see a familiar name. I’ve been looking in a little more often than I have the past few months. Things have certainly changed! But then, so have I. It’s a funny old world.
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"Come on–No, don't stab Sam with a loaf of bread."
"Blue Corn Chip Herbery!"
"What do you mean 'Penelope' isn't pronounced like cantaloupe?
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IT ISN'T?? Well, I guess I kinda knew that. But still. I like the first one, too.
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"I deem this box worthy."
"Oh yes I am… because I'm BATMAN!!!"
"Fred likes potatoes."
"Logan, you've been cheating on poles!"
"I got accepted into Hogwarts, so byeeee!"
"I didn't get too far because then I started playing Battlefront 2, so yeah."
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I forgot- "No, I will not look at the cat!"
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Me: "Have you beaten Mashtooth yet?"
My friend: "NO I HAVEN'T BEATEN MASHTOOTH YET!!!"
"WHY I BEAT HIM IN LIKE A WEEK AND I WAS WAY BEHIND YOU!!"
"BECAUSE I CAN'T DO THE-THE-THING THAT YOU DO!!! I CAN'T PRESS THE STINKIN' Y BUTTON FAST ENOUGH!!!"
"I give up."
"Yeah, you probably should. One day when we're both like 80 I'm gonna come up to you and be like 'HEY GUESS WHAT I BEAT MASHTOOTH!!' and you're gonna be like 'Eh? Speak up!' 'cause we're so old we can't hear and don't remember to replace the batteries of our hearing aids."
"… Okay."
Legit conversation about the video game the Legendary Starfy. I beat it in about a week. It's taken her two or so years and SHE STILL HASN'T BEATEN MASHTOOTH!!
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This one was actually me:
"You're never too big to be a colorful banana."
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"It's broken who broke it a ninja hi-ya!"
"Wait, so you didn't do anything to it?" "No. I just had it in my hand for a while." "BLEH!"
"So. Many. SHAPES!"
"Alright, so, I spawned a bunch of villagers, then I buried them, then I turned them invisible."