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"King Herbert is so lame. He dabs unironically."
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@Agent Winter no I do not play Minecraft, but I do play a variety of other games. There's this Hei Hei robot thing that is unfortunately in my house and if you press a button on his wing he screams and it is the MOST UNPLEASANT NOISE IN THE UNIVERSE. I am not kidding I almost broke his neck the first time he was used in the vicinity of my presence. I hate him vehemently. And before anyone asks, no, he does not come with a coconut.
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"He doesn't look very smart. Shall we just… cook him?"
Hei hei: Roasted.
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"Can I get a mic pick two?" " I already told you I ate them all cuz I forgot eat yesterday!"
"Girl, you are loosing it!" "I never had it!"
"Dog, are you eating toenail clippings?'
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My friend didn't say this, but it's a funny story
So my mom wanted to watch Incredibles 2 at the theater. We went to the theater, but the ticket guy said we were at the wrong mall. So we drove to the mall he said was right. There wasen't a movie theater there, so my mom checked her tickets and found out that she bought tickets for a mall 8 HOURS AWAY.
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"Okay everybody repeat after me: CROISSONT!! (Pronounced CU-AH-SAUW)"
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" "So that you could tell this stupid joke for the millionth time." "Hey that's not too far from the truth…"
"YESSS I FINALLY MASTERED THOSE TWO STUPID DANCES!!!"
"MANATEE! MANATEE! MANATEE!"
"I saw it coming for my face and I just stood there like 'Oh hey look the giant soccer ball is heading for my face…' And then it hit me… Quite litterally."
"SMART PEOPLE CAN BE CREATIVE TOO!!" "YEAH BUT NOBODY CARES ABOUT A QUADRATIC FORMULA ON A CHALKBOARD!!" *Stares* "Remind me why you are my friend again?"
"I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM BACK – HE FUFILLS ALL OF YOUR CRITERIA FOR GOODNESS' SAKE!!
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UAAAAHHHHH! BEHOLD MY LIGHTING, MORTALS! HAH HA HA HA HAAAAAHHHHH! *Sips milkshake* Mmm, not bad- PEW PEW PEW I HAVE THE POWER
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HYPERUNCONTROLABLLYWILDTOP!!! I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THIS THREAD IS ALIVE AGAIN!!!
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– Hello there, my name is ____ I will tie you in a bow.
– I could go on and on telling you about this crazy, repetitive, heartbreaking story that I like to call my life.
– YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THE PRAWNS
– I'mtalkingreallyfastallofasuddenandIdon'tknowwhypleasehelpIthinkIhadtoomuchsuger.
– Stop it RIGHT NOW or I will turn you inside out!!!!
– Teacher: "What did you do over the holidays?" Friend: "You don't want to know."
– There's no such place as Nyook!
– Don't be scared! Rhinos are just battle-unicorns, you know.
– I think I'm more likely to know my favourite colour than you are.
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Yessssssss it's back!
"I have to sneeze!" "Okay then. You go ahead and sneeze."
"Name her something totally ridiculous." "Um… Miss Bossy Mossy Chicken Nugget."
"You're a dopleganger, at least you're the happy one-"
"And we hate rasins that act like… aggressive yoga teachers!"
"Hello I'm Bob, I um… package underwear for a living."
"First thing's first, there's a cow in the minivan-" "WHAT?!"
"LIL' BABY COW IN A BIG FEILD!!!!!"
*WARNING- INFINITY WAR SPOILER AHEAD* "So, you said 13 people die?" "Yeah." "Well, how many get, like, snapped or whatever?" "Hmm, let's see… accually, there might be more then 13… Um… One, two… Does Nick Fury count?" "Um, YES?!" "Then 16!" "I HATE YOU!!"
"Oh, crapple fritters!"
"Oh look, it's Dad! … no, wait not Dad. Lady in a fairy shirt."
"Hurtie Gurtie Ice cream??!" "HURTIE GURTIE??!!" "Hurtie Gurtie looks dead."
"Congratulations, Charlie, you just blew up the entire universe by breaking the stick."
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My first thought when reading this post:
"Wait the TARDIS was a STICK???"
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"He'll just get stuck as Prince Hubble the depressed pear!"
"THE GREAT WALL OF MOTHER"
"And then it's like Kalluto the carrot!"
"We all know a thirty-year-old man who needs a babysitter!"
You get no explanations here whatsoever lol