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A conversation I had with my brother this morning:
Jack: cause I'm LOKI!! Me: WHAT?! No, dude, it's because I'm BATMAN! Batman is way cooler than Loki! Jack: Yeah, but can Batman snap his fingers and make a whole world disappear? Me: No… Romeo can, but he's a jerk… (DC+Marvel+Minecraft Story Mode mash- up, if you were wondering)
Also, I recently said the phrase ' tree face'.
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" You will TREMBLE- BEFORE- MY FLOWER- OF DOOM!"
"AHA! YES! STICK!"
"… And this is the toilet… we won't discuss what we do here."
"Fed-ex, give us our pizza!"
"Yeah, could we go to war later? My army is sad."
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Gosh I LOVE this thread XD
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(salome=salami)
Friend: Woww it's a salome!!
Me: OMG a salome!!
Friend: I'm gonna eat it!!
Me: NO ITS MY SALOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other friend: Yes she's very protective of her salome…
Other other friend: *walks in on the conversation* What the heck is a salome??
Me: *grabs the salome* SALAMI!!!!!! *runs away laughing evilly*
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Me: You're gonna fall in the bucket if you take your hands off…
Friend: *takes hands off* Ahah No I'm not *falls in the bucket*
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Me and my friend like to have conversations in very exaggerated Pidgin XD. (basically surfer slang)
Friend: Ho cuz, you like play soccer cuz?
Me: Ho ya cuz, I like play soccer, cuz.
Friend: Ho Ok cuz, Your goal gon be over there, cuz.
Me: Ho nicee cuz. Ok cuz, let's play, cuz.
~a few minutes later~
Friend: Ho cuz, you no can kick, cuz.
Me: Eh, cuz, you shut your trap, cuz.
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HEY YOU!! SHUT THE FFFFFFUront door…
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*two highschoolers walk past me having a conversation*
Highschooler: Holy %#$! *they look at me* take mushrooms are a fungus……
*both of them nod enthusiastically*
Me: Uuuuh huh. Yesss totally…
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Ummmm your hair is upside down…
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NOO GIVE BACK MY GRANDMA DREADLOCK WIG!!!!
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*brushes against my friend's jacket on accident*
Friend: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT TOUCH IT MY JACKET IS MY LIFEEEEEE!!!!
Me: *backs away slowly*
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"I've been eaten alive by bugs and popcorn."
"The flower of Doom, man." " Is that Fred's weapon?"
"Eliza gets extra points for not doing anything!"
"Izzy, can I have my shoes back?"
"Providence,R.I. It stands for Robert's Igloo."
"I bethuded you."
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"I mean, it's hard to make less sense than me, considering I'm hitting your desk drawer with a lego" and "He got eaten up by a black hole, obviously. Because that definitely us a logical explanation."
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"I am so bad at drinking water."
(said with much fake enthusiasm) "Fake lemonade and a butter sandwich, that's what I call LUNCH."
(said in a very twangy, bouncy tone of voice) "Where'd you get the coco-nuts?"
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"Is that paint?" … "I love eating paint"
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"NO DON'T TOUCH HONEY!! She's very sensitive, and she has a ticklish spot on her tail, right where you were going to touch her."
"Stop it or I will personally dislocate your spine." "Is that even possible?" "If it wasn't then it is now."
"I know ALL of the pressure points. My favorite one can temporarily paralyze someone, as long as you hang on to it."
"It tastes like cardboard with raspberry sauce on it."
"GET A GRIP OR YOU WILL SLIP!! Oh hey, that rhymes…"
"DURP DURP DURP DURP I'M A FAT TURTLLLLLLLLE!!"
"Why are you always so loud?" "I DON'T KNOW I GUESS IT'S JUST MY SINGULAR PURPOSE IN LIFE!!"
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"I just called your future boyfriend a lout."
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"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwow that was bad."
Levana says eerm. Erm…
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"Do you want to survive through the night?" "That would be preferable, yeah." "Well then stop pressing Hei Hei's button."
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Let me guess, you were playing Minecraft and someone had a Moana skin? (I play Minecraft too :))
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