YES. THE NO-CONTEXT-QUOTES.

My best friend and I have an entire channel dedicated to these.

Anyway, lemme send a few, because these come up quite a lot. 

"WHAT IF OLIVER BECAME A TORPEDO? AAAAAP!"

"The floor is nice. The floor doesn't grab you,"

"Sorry, I didn't mean to drop Pippi Longstocking on you,"

"Oops, I stepped on Valentin's mustache,"

All from my best friend.

Not sure if it's allowed, but I say some pretty weird things too.

"Mom, I lost the coffee table!"

"For a matter of fact, my eyes are actually NOT microscopic!"

Hey it's still going!

"Why does everyone want me to buy them cars?!?"

"–wears Zeon's first shark-tooth necklace, along with anyone purple–" 

"Russian diplomats, Russion diplomats, Russion diplomats, yaaayyyyy!"

"I'm back! I got a lot done on vacation: I got a Zelda shirt, watched Black Panther AND Infinity War, and I started Justice League but couldn't finish it so we rented it today! Oh yeah, and we went to the Grand Canyon, but who cares about that?"

"I think zooming through the sky in a heavy metal tube with wings would freak me out."

"Oo. I've been immortalized."

"Ah, so when the T's were over on Monday, Sarah and Anne and I were up in my room combing through Sarah’s notebook for any characters who might resemble anyone in HP. Anyway, I turned on Pirates of the Caribbean music, because hah, PotC music, and then I remarked on what song was playing—“He’s A Pirate”. Sarah asked who was, and I said it was the name of the song, and then I said that Will Turner was a pirate, but only because his dad was a pirate, which I thought was stupid, but I also said that his dad was a crustacean. (Sort of. He has a starfish on his face, at least. But I’m giving out spoilers by the bucketful, so I’ll keep my mouth shut now.) And that led to…”His dad is the shiny crab in Moana!” “*gasp*” “HIS DAD IS KYLO REN!” (*Appropriate shrieking, which didn’t actually happen, I think*)"

"Yeah! You craft those mines, girl!"

"Oh good. I was starting to think you'd been eaten by cacti."

"Man, Navarog is really taking over all of our conversations."

"If she abruptly shuts up…if we don’t hear from her for years….we’ll know she’s…she’s died…..a horrible death, from over-exertion from Tappy dancing….." "Help, help, the tap dancing, it's –  *ominous blood-curdling screams*" "Ooooh." "Very appropriate response to ominous screams." "Yes. Ominous screams…that makes me think of Scooby Doo. Which makes me think of ice cream, like a scoop of ice cream. Which makes me realize, it’s hot."

"I'M HERE, TREMBLE." 

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A conversation my sister and I had last night:

"umm Liza what are you doing?" "Eating your feet." "Why?" "Because they taste good." "…They're made out of bacon." *muffled screams* "NOOOOO MY PIGGIES!!!!" "…You know they're not really made of bacon, right?" "Yeah, I know." *goes back to fake eating her toes*

other random stuff:

"Wait, so how many balloons did you pop before I got here?"

"So you can be chickabiddy, you can be gooseberry, you can be lunatic, and I'll be piddles."

"If you roll a one you have to do a fortnite dance, two run around in circles saying 'I am an idiot,' three you do the chicken dance, four and five you do a victory dance because your safe, six you have to run and fall on your butt."

"Yo, dude, we get to smash a bunch of old electronics!!!!!"

"'Explain a problem tge main character has and give them a solution.' Her problem is she prays to trees, I would tell her to stop praying to trees."

"It was so funny, cause earlier he got a squid stuck on his head!" 

HOW COULD I FORGET???!!! LEVANA, PUNCH ME!!!

...No.

*sigh.* anyways:

"REVENGE OF THE MAC' N CHEESE POPTARTS!!!"

"STEPHANIE SNOTWART AND ARBALARBAGARF PORKBELLY GET MARRIED!!!!" 

"(consessor sound effect used severall times) … bye bye." 

"MAC 'N CHEESE POPTARTS YOUR NOSE IS FRESH MAC 'N CHEESE POPTARTS PICK MY NOSE MAC 'N CHEESE POPTARTS- WOOOAAA- OOWOOAAA WAAAOOOO!!!!"

Yea, I'll just keep coming back to this thread. My life is full of extremely wierd people, including myself. 

My friends and I like to trash-talk fake people in Valley Girl accents. Example:

Me: "Argh, can you believe Patricia?"

My friend Brian: "Ugh, Patricia!"

My friend Tommy: "What about Amanda?"

Me: "Don't even get me STARTED on Amanda!" 

Tommy: "Yeah, her hair is horrible!"

Me: "It looks like Albert Einstein's hair got lit on fire!" 

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"WHERE ART THOU, BROTHER NATHANIEL?!"

"Maybe he's riding the elk." 

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"I'm a slimy piece of salami!"

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"I read somewhere that hitting your head on the wall burns 100 calories an hour, so I tried it."

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"Are you drawing Jared Kleinman?"

"What? Samson, no, this doesn't even remotely look like Jared Kleinman!"

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"I think they should start dating so they can go annoy each other and leave the rest of us alone."

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"Once there was a war, and France and England had to fight Gernamy." 

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"Sean, you need some eyeliner. It will totally make your nose POP! "

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"The kindergarteners were annoying me and my WiFi wasn't working, so I looked at my blank screen that was loading YouTube and told them that my entire video was of the loading circle going around and around." 

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I might post more if I can think of any. 

– Me: “I am Moana of Motunui. You will board my boat an-“ “You are literally going to drown us!”

– “Oh, so you only slow dance when you’re 30 feet in the air now, huh?”

– “I’m not Stanitarian, I’m Christian”… “Stancrifice him!!!”

– “Stan is approximately all and approximately all is Stan (except for Larry)”

– (sung) “Ron Jon Rin Tin Tin, George Fred the Butterfly!”

– Some other names we have for each other: Dead Cheerios, Lettuce, Baby Powder, Frederick von Tasslebug von Noodle von Yum Yum, and, obviously, STAN

– “I have a marshmallow and you have hair.”

– William: “I am now going to recite the entire Gettysburg address” *proceeds to do so* Everyone else: “There goes William monologuing again.”

– “Ladies, lets not fight over the weird old guy” (yeah, its kind of hard to explain XD)

– “Would you like to dance?… with that pole?” 

– “Hey! Give me back my college roommate!” (Said roommate was, in fact, a fish.) 

If you want context, I have plenty. 

"Chuckapotato!!!" "No, dude, say it right: hashtag chuckapotato four five one."

"NUMBER FIF-TEEEEEN!!"

"YO HADRIAN THIS GAME'S ABOUT TO GO INTO OVERTIME!!!! OOOOH! OOOOH! NO DUDE I TOTALLY SAID IT FIRST!!!"

"Soldier number twelve… they say it was you who farted at the meeting?"

"I've done a lot of wierd things on sleepovers with you: eat mud, climb dirt mounds…" (all those things are true)

Levana says orra. Or a what, Lev?  

"We call her Tinkerbell because she's rude to us."

"Ninkerbell is the ship name."

"It's a gnome!" (gnome pronounced guh-no-mey)

"It's not Charles Lee!  It was George Eaker!"

"I'm surprised they had Game of Thrones in the library."

"Everything that everyone thinks is a 'c-k-' sound is actually two c's."

"You're a biscuit."

"Hey, is a cracker close enough?"

"Oh my gosh!  'Tis Bucky!!!" (We're Marvel fans please don't judge me)

"Is that the dead doggo?"

"Excuse me, I am the snack!"

Elle: "We have this running joke that if we like something, we smack it."  Kyra: "Wait, so do I get to smack you?"  Elle: "WAIT NO THIS WAS A BAD IDEA" 

"I have yet to meet weird people on Instagram, but I'm sure it will happen at some point." 

"I thought we agreed that pancakes should not be used as frisbees?" 

''I can make a coat made out of toast?! That's awesome!''

''These Sour Patch kids have gotten out of hand. Literally and figuratively.''

''Well, for one thing, an eel wouldn't want to be stuffed in a backpack.'''

''I could steal people's houseplants and sell them in the houseplant black market.''

''Why do people call the fire department when a house is on fire, but they're ignoring a fire that has been burning for a heck of a long time? Like, jeez, people, the sun is right above your head!''  "The sun is made of gas. Not fire."  

''Why does the red team get a t-rex as their mascot but we don't?'' "Joaquin. You are on the red team."

''You get a cat! And you get a cat! And you get a cat! And everybody gets a cat!!! " 

Today Oliver said the phrase 'pinky dinky onion breath. Even if I told you the whole story, it still wouldn't make sense.