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Anti-Twilighters Unite! Join the Anti-Twilight movement. March 19 is National Burn-Twilight-Propaganda Day (not limited to actual Twilight). Post here and help the revolution, if, like me, you are sick of the twilight-obsession the nation lives under! Fight! Fight! Fight!

submitted by Reuben K, age 12.75, New Joisey-got
(February 16, 2009 - 3:18 pm)

Wow, Mary W, you just made me so happy. You spelled my name right! And no, we're not really burning Twilight, at least publicly. Wink I agree with EVERYTHING you just said. I might use the phrase "symbolic epitome of frustration" in the next Resistance flyer. 

PS. I've been on like 24/7 today. Obsessed much?

submitted by Reuben K, age 12.75, New Jersey
(March 9, 2009 - 6:41 pm)

My Antitwilight Diary: 3/11

Yesterday during school I tried to make a weapon to fight the unholy armies of Twilight! Everybody yelled at me. My teacher said it was, quote, dangerous. Then everyone made me eat it! (It involved tootsie rolls and skewers.) This is what we're up against, people

Yours in feverish plotting,

Reuben K.

submitted by Reuben K, age 12.75, New Jersey
(March 11, 2009 - 6:44 am)

Ah, the Twilight-fighting skewered-candy device. I know exactly what you're talking about. *wise nod*

Who is this teacher of yours? What kind of outlandish person would oppose an anti-Twilight apparatus??!!

P.S. I'm glad that I spelled your name correctly and made you happy. :) And I'm ultra-glad that somebody agrees with me. Not a regular occurence (well, occasionally on the Chatterbox, but not otherwise).

submitted by Mary W., age 11, Bordentown, NJ
(March 13, 2009 - 7:18 pm)

WHAT IS THIS "Twilight-fighting skewered-candy device"?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?

PLEASE TELL MEEEEE!

submitted by Jenni T, age 12, Nowhere
(March 14, 2009 - 6:20 pm)

Yeah, Jenni, no idea here either. *lowers voice to a whisper* I was humoring him. Sarcasm. You know. In reality, I've got no clue either!

submitted by Mary W., age 11, Clueless!
(March 19, 2009 - 7:08 pm)

I've posted a whole lot to explain! Admin, where did all my comments go?!

 

I'm not sure what you're talking about, Reuben. Did you follow our guidelines? If your topic and language were acceptable, try sending again.

Admin

submitted by Reuben K, age 12.83, New Jersey
(March 20, 2009 - 7:07 am)

I'm kind of ambivalent towards Twilight, but I definitely agree that vampire obsession has gone too far. Pirocks, who is standing behind me, is telling me that I hate Twilight and want to burn it.

And now I've taken over the keyboard!

That was him.

As I was saying, I think that the Twilight series seems to have started a complete craze of vampires in general. They're in books, movies and TV shows now. It's a vampire invasion, people! For some reason all these stories are about vampires who are likable. Hopefully, it's just a fad that'll go away soon. *Crosses Fingers*

submitted by Wizard
(March 22, 2009 - 3:44 pm)

My first post didn't work, so here's a new recipe for twilightfightingskeweredcandydevice

Impale soft candy on skewer. Hold above head. Yell war cry. Enjoy!

 

submitted by Reuben K, age 12.83, New Jersey
(March 23, 2009 - 6:37 am)

I checked this site during school today, and the teacher yelled at me.

submitted by Reuben K, age 12.83, New Jersey
(March 23, 2009 - 2:34 pm)

LOL! Typical teacher! :)

submitted by Mary W., age 11
(March 23, 2009 - 6:15 pm)

Ack! The band of Pro-Twilighters are taking over the planet! I mean, not only are all of my friends reading it, but now my mom and two brothers are reading that waste of paper. Save me, someone!

submitted by Annie, age 12
(March 23, 2009 - 6:17 pm)

HAHA! I was there!!!

BTW: I'm making a movie for a school project--on Twilight-- It's so fun...

submitted by Dana , age 13.1 or so, new jersey--nea
(March 26, 2009 - 5:01 pm)

Annie, your 2 brothers are reading it?! This twilight thing might be harder to destroy than I thought.

submitted by Reuben K, age 12.83, New Jersey
(March 25, 2009 - 6:22 am)

We had a debate in Literature class about whether Robert Pattinson (who played Edward, or hewhomustnotbenamed) was evil. One person, a pro-Twilighter, no less, said he was rude, obnoxios, and never washed his hair. Just felt like putting that out there. It was another check for out class's big Twilight chart, but we (my friend and I, who lead the 7-3 class of antis} gained vital ground! Keep fighting, people.

submitted by Reuben K, age 12.83, New Jersey
(March 26, 2009 - 3:54 pm)

That was fun!!! She (the Twilight fan) still hates me for that! I don't care, it's my opinion!!!

There are many, many Twilighters out there, but still a good number of antis!!

submitted by Dana, age 13
(April 4, 2009 - 10:34 am)