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LAST TO POST

LAST TO POST HERE WINS!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!! 

submitted by MysteriousHood
(January 27, 2014 - 6:56 pm)

I am no mere mortal! And anyways, I'll take that book, crown, and throne back, and now I'll yeet you into the nearest star!

*Yeets Ayles C. into the nearest star*

Very nice. You have been yut, which is the past tense of yeet I have chosen to use today.

submitted by Scuttles
(May 4, 2023 - 11:05 am)

I really think the only chance this thread has of dying is if one of the Admins ever felt the need to post and immediately shut down the thread. XD 

submitted by Tenebrous
(May 4, 2023 - 7:26 pm)

Nice try. I'm winning again.

submitted by Scuttles
(May 5, 2023 - 6:46 am)

Nuh uh! Back off Scuttles. The Hawkstar is back!

*struts around magistacly the trips*

that didn't happen 

submitted by Hawkstar
(May 5, 2023 - 8:51 pm)

I'm winning nowwww!! XD

submitted by RoseBud12
(May 6, 2023 - 6:51 am)

BEGONE, USURPERS!!!!!!!

*sends everyone bAcK iN tImE in a time machine*

*oh, and recalls the time machine to the present once it's empty*

*calmly takes throne and sips lemonade*

Ah, this is the life.

submitted by Queen Amethyst, taking the throne
(May 6, 2023 - 12:07 pm)

Hah! I am back!

*flys down with my hawk wings and grabs crown of of Amethyst's head*

I have flown through time and space to retreve what is rightfully mine! 

submitted by Hawkstar
(May 6, 2023 - 2:22 pm)

*snaps fingers and summons crown 'n' book 'n' throne from wherever they are*

*chucks Hawkstar into a black hole*

submitted by Scuttles
(May 8, 2023 - 12:18 pm)

Perhaps you are winning, Scuttles, but you are winning from the past. And therefore, you are winning in the past. Therefore, at the present moment you can't be winning.

Logic is unbeatable hahaha

And... I win! For the moment. Is it even worth it? Probably in a few hours I won't be winning again. But I'm the last to post for the moment, and I shall claim the victory... Does anyone dare to challenge me?

<rameo> That's a word, except that it isn't. In other words, it ought to be one.

submitted by Queen Amethyst, Novis Terra
(May 8, 2023 - 7:47 pm)

*flys out of black hole*

*yeets Scuttles to the mooon*

Be the ruler there! 

submitted by Hawkstar
(May 8, 2023 - 8:36 pm)

Eh. The moon's not bad. It's made of cheddar cheese, you know. Delicious.

*yeets Hawkstar into the Sun*

Also I'm winning. And my zoodle Bartholemew says hi.

submitted by Scuttles
(May 9, 2023 - 6:50 am)

To the sun? I never knew I was sooooo hot! 

*glares at Scuttles*

*yeets him to mars*

No cheese there! 

submitted by Hawkstar
(May 9, 2023 - 2:04 pm)

Hawkstar has posted again. Their post hasn't shown up yet, but I assume they've flown back out of the Sun or wherever I threw them into last time so I'll chuck them back into the Sun.

I'm winning again.

submitted by Scuttles
(May 9, 2023 - 3:40 pm)

Scuttles just posted. I condradict whatever madcap, zany thing they just said with the end-all phrase: Your mom.

*Yeets myself off a balcony*

Hehee I've been yaughten

submitted by Darkling
(May 9, 2023 - 3:52 pm)

Excuse me Scuttles I yeeted you to mars you can't yeet me to the sun again I am on earth I mean... did you teleport?

if so never mind I shove you into dark hole and seel it and leave you in da ocean 

submitted by Hawkstar
(May 10, 2023 - 12:32 pm)